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People talk so much every day, you'd think we'd run out of things to say. But we're as good with words as the weather is with ruining a perfectly fine day. Just take a look at the subreddit r/BrandNewSentence, for example. From the divorce rate among socks to the crotch fruit we make our employees, its members collect sentences they think have never been written before, and their collection is pretty impressive. Continue scrolling and take a look at some of the subreddit's top posts.

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Name That Death Megatron 300

Name That Death Megatron 300

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    We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge

    We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge

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    As soon as we put originality and language in the same equation, I can't help but think about the infinite monkey theorem. It states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost certainly type any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

    In fact, we can make it even more extreme: the monkey would almost surely type every possible finite text an infinite number of times. But the probability that monkeys filling the entire observable universe would type a single complete work, such as Shakespeare's Hamlet, is so tiny that the chance of it occurring during a period of time hundreds of thousands of orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe is extremely low. Technically, however, it is not zero.

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    Griefcase

    Griefcase

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    #4

    I Do Not Vibe With This Soil

    I Do Not Vibe With This Soil

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    #5

    Soak It In Olive Oil

    Soak It In Olive Oil

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    r/BrandNewSentence has a lot of sentences that strike the perfect balance between poetry and logic. In other words, they're vivid and they make sense. They're memorable. Like a good slogan. Or a song chorus that gets stuck in your head. But personally, I think the best brand new sentence came even before the Internet.

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    "For sale: baby shoes, never worn." The story goes that this particular quote is a testament to Ernest Hemingway's extraordinary talent. Allegedly, these six words were a result of a $10 bet among Hemingway and several writers at a lunch spiced with wordplay

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    He’s My Biological Dog

    He’s My Biological Dog

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    #7

    Brad And His Cloud Of Lies

    Brad And His Cloud Of Lies

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    #8

    Marked Slices Of Tree

    Marked Slices Of Tree

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    People say Hemingway asked each of his colleagues to place a $10 wager, and in return, he would match it. His task was to create this shortest of stories.

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    The only problem is, Hemingway may have never written it. Or if he did, the story wasn't entirely his invention. Similar "ads" have been recorded years earlier. But no matter who came up with it, I believe this piece of flash fiction would get a lot of upvotes on r/BrandNewSentence.

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    #9

    No No, He's Got A Point

    No No, He's Got A Point

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    #10

    Is America The Rest Of The World's Florida?

    Is America The Rest Of The World's Florida?

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    #11

    Lesbians To The Rescue

    Lesbians To The Rescue

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    #12

    We Drove Out The Lubrication

    We Drove Out The Lubrication

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    #13

    How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?

    How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?

    genius23sarcasm Report

    #14

    Happens To The Best Of Us

    Happens To The Best Of Us

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    #15

    Illegal Underground Grandma Karaoke Bars

    Illegal Underground Grandma Karaoke Bars

    orchid_breeder Report

    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Follow on Google News

    #16

    “I Was So Insulted I Woke Up”

    “I Was So Insulted I Woke Up”

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    #17

    Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe

    Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe

    reddit.com Report

    #18

    A Brain The Size Of A Chocolate Chip

    A Brain The Size Of A Chocolate Chip

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    #19

    Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You

    Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You

    notsofancymum Report

    #20

    The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now

    The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now

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    #21

    “Festering...”

    “Festering...”

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    #22

    I Am Chorizo

    I Am Chorizo

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    #23

    Be The Inexplicable Phenomena You Wish To See In The World

    Be The Inexplicable Phenomena You Wish To See In The World

    yoyoha Report

    #24

    Floppy Discs

    Floppy Discs

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    #25

    World Changer

    World Changer

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    #26

    “Gays Are Using Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mists Into Your Home”

    “Gays Are Using Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mists Into Your Home”

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    #27

    Crotch Fruit Employees

    Crotch Fruit Employees

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    #28

    Have We Checked All Food To See If Exploding Them Makes Them Into Something Better, Or Did We Just Stop With Corn?

    Have We Checked All Food To See If Exploding Them Makes Them Into Something Better, Or Did We Just Stop With Corn?

    ShinigamiDady Report

    #29

    “Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?”

    “Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?”

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    #30

    Stay Fresh Cheese Bags!

    Stay Fresh Cheese Bags!

    EnlightenmentAddict Report

    #31

    Classic Jesus Or Republican Jesus?

    Classic Jesus Or Republican Jesus?

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    #32

    Expensive Potato That Barks At The Wind

    Expensive Potato That Barks At The Wind

    kevinowdziej Report

    #33

    Cotton Eye Joe Has Been Terminated

    Cotton Eye Joe Has Been Terminated

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    #34

    Two Mini Hellpanthers

    Two Mini Hellpanthers

    Lemightyman Report

    #35

    The Eyebrow Spectrum

    The Eyebrow Spectrum

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    #36

    Smoked Myself Back To Segregation

    Smoked Myself Back To Segregation

    Capt_of_the_Borealis Report

    #37

    Julius In The Coolius

    Julius In The Coolius

    VA2M Report

    #38

    You Are One Of My Sims

    You Are One Of My Sims

    FireHauzard Report

    #39

    Wiggles Concert

    Wiggles Concert

    Daniel_Min Report

    #40

    Whatever Works

    Whatever Works

    UltraThicc42 Report

    #41

    Funniest Sh*t I've Seen All Week

    Funniest Sh*t I've Seen All Week

    reddit.com Report

    #42

    Anon Knows The English Language

    Anon Knows The English Language

    HurrHurrHurrCheese Report

    #43

    Cyberbullied And Entire Studio

    Cyberbullied And Entire Studio

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    #44

    LEGO Ass Of A Fictional Bipedal Animal

    LEGO Ass Of A Fictional Bipedal Animal

    CrimsonComet777 Report

    #45

    Cool Sport Rush

    Cool Sport Rush

    RyckandMorti Report

    #46

    One Nice Way To Feel Better About Yourself Is To Imagine What Steve Irwin Would Say About You If You Were A Little Snake He Found In The Desert

    One Nice Way To Feel Better About Yourself Is To Imagine What Steve Irwin Would Say About You If You Were A Little Snake He Found In The Desert

    markedly Report

    #47

    Dress For The Jockey You Want, Not The Jockey You Have

    Dress For The Jockey You Want, Not The Jockey You Have

    genius23sarcasm Report

    #48

    Life Pro Tip

    Life Pro Tip

    UnculturedYam Report

    #49

    Life Is A Tornado And I’m Just A Cow Being Spun Around For Cinematic Value

    Life Is A Tornado And I’m Just A Cow Being Spun Around For Cinematic Value

    MartinniTheJawa Report

    #50

    Snarrot

    Snarrot

    s3csh3n8 Report

    #51

    Florida Going To Feel This One For A While

    Florida Going To Feel This One For A While

    Round_Rock_Johnson Report

    #52

    If You Don't Find Waldo He's Gonna Stab You

    If You Don't Find Waldo He's Gonna Stab You

    RedditShaz420 Report

    #53

    Huh?

    Huh?

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    #54

    Not A Squirrel

    Not A Squirrel

    edgelord_brian Report

    #55

    Oil Execs Dip Their Hands In Big Barrels Of Dinosaur Juice To Lube Up Every Time They Have A Wank

    Oil Execs Dip Their Hands In Big Barrels Of Dinosaur Juice To Lube Up Every Time They Have A Wank

    synthgrrl Report

    #56

    "Babies Are Absolutely Biodegradable"

    "Babies Are Absolutely Biodegradable"

    LotG Report

    #57

    American Horse Pirates

    American Horse Pirates

    My_Memes_Will_Cure_U Report

    #58

    “Somehow Managed To Sire Both Beavis And Also Butthead”

    “Somehow Managed To Sire Both Beavis And Also Butthead”

    ttlai Report

    #59

    Let Go Off The Plastic You Gargoyle

    Let Go Off The Plastic You Gargoyle

    afrid_ali Report

    #60

    Some Day

    Some Day

    aguynamedude Report

    #61

    Birds

    Birds

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    #62

    Cursed Kebab

    Cursed Kebab

    diveonfire Report

    #63

    Magic Skeleton

    Magic Skeleton

    Pasghettipourn Report

    #64

    I Love Biology Facts

    I Love Biology Facts

    bonelazo Report

    #65

    Translation Please

    Translation Please

    memezzer Report

    #66

    The Wet World Is A Bad Place

    The Wet World Is A Bad Place

    VA2M Report

    #67

    He Should At Least Be Vibing

    He Should At Least Be Vibing

    abigmilksteak Report

    #68

    A Guy Ate A Bat And Now I Am Unemployed

    A Guy Ate A Bat And Now I Am Unemployed

    Naanderson2022 Report

    #69

    Steve Irwin’s Wario

    Steve Irwin’s Wario

    smok000 Report

    #70

    Mainstream Consonants Ugh

    Mainstream Consonants Ugh

    darkest-mirror Report

    #71

    Escape Proof Wiener Bun

    Escape Proof Wiener Bun

    trulygreg67 Report

    #72

    Millennial Culture Is Knowing That Frankenstein Is The Scientist

    Millennial Culture Is Knowing That Frankenstein Is The Scientist

    Thedepressionoftrees Report

    #73

    When Youre This Cute Money *does* Grow On Trees

    When Youre This Cute Money *does* Grow On Trees

    bigtimeyikes Report

    #74

    We'll Assume That Darth Maul Has Not Seen Any Of The Film's In The Home Alone Franchise

    We'll Assume That Darth Maul Has Not Seen Any Of The Film's In The Home Alone Franchise

    Thedepressionoftrees Report

    #75

    Great, Whimsical Little Flying Blisters Of Plague

    Great, Whimsical Little Flying Blisters Of Plague

    overpineapple Report

    #76

    Perks Of Being An Immortal Being

    Perks Of Being An Immortal Being

    GilCisnerosCloneOrgy Report

    #77

    “Enough Leg To Throw Their Mouth At Food”

    “Enough Leg To Throw Their Mouth At Food”

    trish-from-HR Report

    #78

    It's Quick, It's Easy And It's Free: Pouring River Water In Your Socks

    It's Quick, It's Easy And It's Free: Pouring River Water In Your Socks

    Octalgulfweed560 Report

    #79

    Gay Insider Trading

    Gay Insider Trading

    _mach Report

    #80

    Every Step We Take Brings Us Closer To The Gummy Beyond All Things

    Every Step We Take Brings Us Closer To The Gummy Beyond All Things

    VyceVictus Report

    #81

    "Dont Waste Yr Time On This Earth Live Your Life Slap Some Rice"

    "Dont Waste Yr Time On This Earth Live Your Life Slap Some Rice"

    yosemite78atreddit Report

    #82

    I'm Sort Of A Chicken Magnet

    I'm Sort Of A Chicken Magnet

    AmazingScallion Report

    #83

    Nude, Gay, Ghostly Brad Pitt

    Nude, Gay, Ghostly Brad Pitt

    jp_1896 Report

    #84

    In The History Of Children

    In The History Of Children

    BlanketMage Report

    #85

    “A Loose Cannon Eventually Points Your Way”

    “A Loose Cannon Eventually Points Your Way”

    Dxj_R Report

    #86

    Road Rage About To Be Like A Cod Lobby

    Road Rage About To Be Like A Cod Lobby

    Un_FaZed211 Report

    #87

    Jenga Tower Of Blood

    Jenga Tower Of Blood

    floridatastic Report

    #88

    Virtual Cowboy

    Virtual Cowboy

    ApXv Report

    #89

    Scared Horse. I Am Shooketh

    Scared Horse. I Am Shooketh

    nana_richz Report

    #90

    Dog Villains

    Dog Villains

    norro58 Report

    #91

    Kinda True, It Is Meat With Electricity?

    Kinda True, It Is Meat With Electricity?

    Howard_duck1 Report

    #92

    Spring Rolls Are Unpredictable

    Spring Rolls Are Unpredictable

    BillDixonish Report

    #93

    Bare-Chested Man With Two Dead Raccoons

    Bare-Chested Man With Two Dead Raccoons

    Livid_Jeweler612 Report

    #94

    That Good Ol Southern Drawl

    That Good Ol Southern Drawl

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    #95

    My Fart Is On The Floor

    My Fart Is On The Floor

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    #96

    A Slap In The Face Of The Pez Community

    A Slap In The Face Of The Pez Community

    lilsadb*tch69 Report

    #97

    Snarling Ambulatory Carpets Of Death

    Snarling Ambulatory Carpets Of Death

    Udzu Report

    #98

    Very Specific

    Very Specific

    theOG-Larrymenta Report

    #99

    How Are All Your Thoughts In Comic Sans

    How Are All Your Thoughts In Comic Sans

    Dresslerj1 Report

    #100

    Horseback Jesus

    Horseback Jesus

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    Primitive Urges

    Primitive Urges

    jkpianocomposer Report

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    Yogurt

    Yogurt

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    #103

    "The Little Mouse Who Lives In My Frontal Lobe Is My Only Source Of Income"

    "The Little Mouse Who Lives In My Frontal Lobe Is My Only Source Of Income"

    why-am-i-sad Report

    #104

    I’m An Asparagus

    I’m An Asparagus

    JDBROWN37 Report

    #105

    Hmmm Yes

    Hmmm Yes

    kaploov Report

    #106

    Mr Mime Has A Humiliation Fetish And Ash’s Mom Totally Doms Him

    Mr Mime Has A Humiliation Fetish And Ash’s Mom Totally Doms Him

    Devioustuna247 Report

    #107

    The Vegans Of Gaming

    The Vegans Of Gaming

    c4jina Report

    #108

    My Elementary School Locker Combination

    My Elementary School Locker Combination

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    #109

    Wrestling With A Bobcat

    Wrestling With A Bobcat

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    Emergency Hotdog

    Emergency Hotdog

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    It’s Time To Kill Space

    It’s Time To Kill Space

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    #112

    He Ain't Wrong

    He Ain't Wrong

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    #113

    If Cat Not Enjoy Being Held,why Baby Sized?

    If Cat Not Enjoy Being Held,why Baby Sized?

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    #114

    Moon’s Haunted

    Moon’s Haunted

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    Hottie Hot Take

    Hottie Hot Take

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    #116

    Get Down Jeezy Boy

    Get Down Jeezy Boy

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    Glorified Milk Carton By The Token White Friend

    Glorified Milk Carton By The Token White Friend

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    #118

    Inspiration : 100

    Inspiration : 100

    NOT-A-WISEMAN Report

    #119

    Well That’s A Pivot

    Well That’s A Pivot

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    #120

    Circumcise Me, Captain!

    Circumcise Me, Captain!

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    #121

    Are You Saying Waluigi Has No Free Will

    Are You Saying Waluigi Has No Free Will

    Fanfic_Galore Report

    #122

    Just Everything About This Sentence To Be Honest

    Just Everything About This Sentence To Be Honest

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    #123

    See Ya Later

    See Ya Later

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    #124

    Makeup Brand New Lexicon

    Makeup Brand New Lexicon

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    #125

    When God Sings With His Creations, Will A Turtle Not Be Part Of The Choir?

    When God Sings With His Creations, Will A Turtle Not Be Part Of The Choir?

    ThisIsOmeySalvi Report

    #126

    Don’t Be A Fool

    Don’t Be A Fool

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    #127

    Diet Autism

    Diet Autism

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    Skeet Skeet Your New Daddy’s A Llama

    Skeet Skeet Your New Daddy’s A Llama

    lem0nstealingwhore Report

    #129

    Being Medium Ugly Is Lit

    Being Medium Ugly Is Lit

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    #130

    Y'all Ever Just...

    Y'all Ever Just...

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    #131

    Suck Santa’s Dick Like The Rest Of Us

    Suck Santa’s Dick Like The Rest Of Us

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    #132

    Been A Longtime Lurker On This Sub. Finally Found One That Really Spoke To Me

    Been A Longtime Lurker On This Sub. Finally Found One That Really Spoke To Me

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    #133

    Icy

    Icy

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    #134

    This Scholarly Film Reviewer

    This Scholarly Film Reviewer

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    #135

    Checkmate, Aethiesm

    Checkmate, Aethiesm

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    #136

    Unlicensed Rodeo Food Stand That Poisoned Eighty People

    Unlicensed Rodeo Food Stand That Poisoned Eighty People

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    #137

    I Want To Move To New Jersey

    I Want To Move To New Jersey

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