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Carter Allen • upvoted 6 items 2 years ago

40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received

Bo. Bo Staff is like saying ATM machine.

50 Times People And Archaeologists Stumbled Upon Interesting Finds From The Past And Had To Share

Er, I thought the earth was only 6000 years old? 😉

40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received

Bo. Bo Staff is like saying ATM machine.

50 Times People And Archaeologists Stumbled Upon Interesting Finds From The Past And Had To Share

Er, I thought the earth was only 6000 years old? 😉

30 Misconceptions About Pretty Safe Things, Despite Most Saying They’re Dangerous

I have zero problem with trans people. I could care less if somebody wants to dress up like the opposite sex and take hormones and cut their body parts off (or add new ones on). If we could stop talking to 2nd graders about their sexual preferences and stop having males winning national championships in women's sports tough, that would be great.

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Carter Allen • upvoted 34 items 3 years ago

40 Times People Got Threatened In Such Weird And Chaotic Way, It Was Actually Impressive (New Pics)

And warm..even when you flip it to the cool side! The horror.

40 Funny And Interesting Pics That Show That New York Is Unlike Any Other City In The World

the fence posts look like skyscrapers!

40 Times People Got Threatened In Such Weird And Chaotic Way, It Was Actually Impressive (New Pics)

And warm..even when you flip it to the cool side! The horror.

40 Funny And Interesting Pics That Show That New York Is Unlike Any Other City In The World

the fence posts look like skyscrapers!

40 Funny And Interesting Pics That Show That New York Is Unlike Any Other City In The World

Proud to say I self propelling myself the whole way over that without any help or anyone pushing. The incline and the nine flat surface nearly killed me, but I did it! The hot chocolate after (was -4°c in the wind chill too) was the best drink ever!

This Was Taken From My iPhone Pre-Coronavirus At My Office In Hudson Yards (No Filter). I Wanted To Share This Image To Spread Positive Vibes In The Midst Of Everything Going On

50 Pics And Memes That Sum Up The Dark Side Of The US

The Florida of the Midwest.

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

Really??

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

Boo!

50 Pics And Memes That Sum Up The Dark Side Of The US

The man is divorced and looking for anew wife and new mom for his son

50 Pics And Memes That Sum Up The Dark Side Of The US

It's misery, that's what it is.

50 Pics And Memes That Sum Up The Dark Side Of The US

Misery.

50 Pics And Memes That Sum Up The Dark Side Of The US

I think they misspelled "misery".

50 Pics And Memes That Sum Up The Dark Side Of The US

Whats Missouri?

30 Behind-The-Scenes Pics That Look More Like Trash Memes, As Shared By This Twitter Page (New Posts)

lol Pretty sure that's not the word the censored. Pretty sure the word was motherf*kers

30 Behind-The-Scenes Pics That Look More Like Trash Memes, As Shared By This Twitter Page (New Posts)

heath ledger is the Joker, I will unalive on this hill

30 Behind-The-Scenes Pics That Look More Like Trash Memes, As Shared By This Twitter Page (New Posts)

These are not them! These are their Stunt Doubles! /Reference

50 Hilarious Posts On Not-So-Great Drivers, As Shared By This Facebook Group (New Pics)

Apparently you're in over your head.

"What Happens When…?": 40 Interesting Pics That Answer This Question About The Most Random Moments In Life

Wow, this looks like thousands of damned souls being dragged to hell or escaping it.

"What Happens When…?": 40 Interesting Pics That Answer This Question About The Most Random Moments In Life

it...it said "tasty"...why would they censor "tasty"???

"What Happens When…?": 40 Interesting Pics That Answer This Question About The Most Random Moments In Life

I know a glitch in the matrix when I see it!

"What Happens When…?": 40 Interesting Pics That Answer This Question About The Most Random Moments In Life

They should do that all the time!

"What Happens When…?": 40 Interesting Pics That Answer This Question About The Most Random Moments In Life

Oh no our house it’s broken!

"What Happens When…?": 40 Interesting Pics That Answer This Question About The Most Random Moments In Life

No carving necessary!

50 Important Historical Images That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Awesome! But hey let's give credit to the Empire State Building, Chrysler Building, and I even love 30 Rockefeller Plaza...

50 Important Historical Images That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Instagram Page

My favorite NYC building!!

50 Important Historical Images That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Instagram Page

The Flatiron Building is located about 20 blocks south on 23rd St. It's my favorite building in NYC. I used to tap the tip for good luck when I walked by every day. This is a much, much smaller building in Times Square. And it's where they drop the ball (as other have said).

50 Important Historical Images That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Instagram Page

we call these "flatiron buildings" in the US, they are designed to fill the area where 3 streets intersect, creating a triangle instead of the more common rectangle when two streets intersect, the first "flatiron building" is The Flatiron Building in New York City, designed by Chicago architect Daniel Burnham and built in 1902, named because of its shape being similar to an iron used for smoothing clothes. All similar shaped buildings in the US are generally referred to as flatiron buildings

50 Important Historical Images That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Instagram Page

I have a half brother that likes to try to kill Hispanic people while high on drugs... California is so nice they keep releasing him. Sometimes people need substantial punishment.

50 Important Historical Images That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Instagram Page

And if she was? Is it ok to pick on skinny people now?

50 Important Historical Images That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Ya and the woman isn't too badly dressed either

50 Important Historical Images That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Instagram Page

It Was Used In China. Circa 1905. We Can't Bring Back Something We Never Used

50 Important Historical Images That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Instagram Page

Yup, the flatiron building beats this building by a mile. This is not the flatiron building.

50 Important Historical Images That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Instagram Page

https://theflatironbuilding.com/

50 Important Historical Images That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Instagram Page

you didn't need to be rude about it, AND Kim is entitled to an opinion, just as you are, my friend! also, she's NOT WRONG.

50 Important Historical Images That Might Change Your Perspective On Things, As Shared By This Instagram Page

How to say you're a virgin without saying you're a virgin.

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Carter Allen • submitted a new post 3 years ago

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Carter Allen • commented on 20 posts 3 years ago

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

doesn't look as bad as some of the others

50 Times People Would’ve Rather Got Plates And Glasses Instead Of These Disasters (New Pics)

love the update🤣🤣🤣

40 Times Children Accidentally Proved Themselves To Be True Comedians, As Shared In This Viral Thread

Some churches consider it the age of reason too, so that could also be it.

40 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Have Ever Graced Twitter, As Shared By This Account (New Posts)

Or name babies

50 Funny Memes That Are So Relatable, People Labeled Them As "Selfies Of The Soul"

37.2933° N, 112.4291° W

50 Funny Memes That Are So Relatable, People Labeled Them As "Selfies Of The Soul"

I love Utah's scenery

I Used AI To Invent New Superheroes That Fight Your Real Everyday Problems (23 Pics)

He looked like the joker if he was hot

I Used AI To Invent New Superheroes That Fight Your Real Everyday Problems (23 Pics)

One question. WHY

I Used AI To Invent New Superheroes That Fight Your Real Everyday Problems (23 Pics)

He sponsors Nike quite often

I Used AI To Invent New Superheroes That Fight Your Real Everyday Problems (23 Pics)

Thank you teachers 🙏

I Used AI To Invent New Superheroes That Fight Your Real Everyday Problems (23 Pics)

To all the small businesses out there….

I Used AI To Invent New Superheroes That Fight Your Real Everyday Problems (23 Pics)

I keep all my jokes in a DaDaBAsE

This Person Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like IRL

HaNG 10 DuDe

This Person Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like IRL

She looks better as a cartoon

This Person Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like IRL

Ha ha yes

This Person Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like IRL

He looks like a wannabe bad boy. His eyebrows look…. Disturbing.

This Person Used AI To See What These 23 Popular Cartoon Characters Would Look Like IRL

Now I know why Eric fell for her.

50 Of The Best And Funniest Pet Revenge Examples

I swear, there was a TP monster!

50 Of The Best And Funniest Pet Revenge Examples

The revolution has begun

50 Of The Best And Funniest Pet Revenge Examples

She must think there are mice in there, or must really hate you. 2020

Carter Allen • upvoted 6 items 2 years ago

40 People Share The Absolute Worst Gifts They’ve Ever Received

Bo. Bo Staff is like saying ATM machine.

50 Times People And Archaeologists Stumbled Upon Interesting Finds From The Past And Had To Share

Er, I thought the earth was only 6000 years old? 😉

30 Misconceptions About Pretty Safe Things, Despite Most Saying They’re Dangerous

30 Times Perfectly Good Movies Were Ruined By The Casting

THANK YOU grant would have been perfect as the flash

30 Times Perfectly Good Movies Were Ruined By The Casting

I think Grant Gustin would have been a better fit for the Flash movie, he's done great on the TV show, just bad writing and direction.

Carter Allen • upvoted 14 items 3 years ago

40 Times People Got Threatened In Such Weird And Chaotic Way, It Was Actually Impressive (New Pics)

And warm..even when you flip it to the cool side! The horror.

40 Funny And Interesting Pics That Show That New York Is Unlike Any Other City In The World

This Was Taken From My iPhone Pre-Coronavirus At My Office In Hudson Yards (No Filter). I Wanted To Share This Image To Spread Positive Vibes In The Midst Of Everything Going On

40 Funny And Interesting Pics That Show That New York Is Unlike Any Other City In The World

the fence posts look like skyscrapers!

50 Pics And Memes That Sum Up The Dark Side Of The US

The man is divorced and looking for anew wife and new mom for his son

50 Pics And Memes That Sum Up The Dark Side Of The US

The Florida of the Midwest.

50 Pics And Memes That Sum Up The Dark Side Of The US

It's misery, that's what it is.

50 Pics And Memes That Sum Up The Dark Side Of The US

Misery.

50 Pics And Memes That Sum Up The Dark Side Of The US

I think they misspelled "misery".

50 Pics And Memes That Sum Up The Dark Side Of The US

Whats Missouri?

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

Boo!

“Scary Enough To Increase Your Heart Rate”: 50 Photos That Are Truly Unsettling, As Shared In This Popular Online Group

Really??

30 Behind-The-Scenes Pics That Look More Like Trash Memes, As Shared By This Twitter Page (New Posts)

These are not them! These are their Stunt Doubles! /Reference

30 Behind-The-Scenes Pics That Look More Like Trash Memes, As Shared By This Twitter Page (New Posts)

lol Pretty sure that's not the word the censored. Pretty sure the word was motherf*kers

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