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Eggwodd • commented on 9 posts 21 minutes ago

43 Funny Emails People Saved In Their Screenshots Folder (New Pics)

Use it for the next tip...

43 Times People Mended Their Ruined Things Very Visibly, And Only Made Them Cooler (New Pics)

Great use of an old road cone.

43 Funny Emails People Saved In Their Screenshots Folder (New Pics)

Use it for the next tip...

43 Times People Mended Their Ruined Things Very Visibly, And Only Made Them Cooler (New Pics)

Great use of an old road cone.

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

I hope this is a girl...

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

All electronic now!

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

The glowing ones would be uranium glass then.

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

It's time to dress up right!

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

I have a large collection too. Every season, I'll change out to funky buttons on a coat, white button down, or similar, just to justify my collecting them.

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

Colorful and to the point! My favorite so far.

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

Need cat or banana for scale.

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Eggwodd • upvoted 4 items 5 hours ago

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

In 1000 years, archaeologists will be racking their brains over this.

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight t0ker..

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

In 1000 years, archaeologists will be racking their brains over this.

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight t0ker..

51 Harmless Secrets That These People Keep From Their Partners For The Most Ridiculous Reasons

I want that sconce!

43 Funny Emails People Saved In Their Screenshots Folder (New Pics)

i hope he aint called richard. i avoid d**k pics

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Eggwodd • upvoted 2 items 1 day ago

43 Funny Emails People Saved In Their Screenshots Folder (New Pics)

'Reply All' should be banned

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

To all those Jewish cowboys out there - you dodged a bullet!

Eggwodd • commented on 4 posts 1 day ago

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

when I was little, I remember doing cartwheels on the sidewalks all the time, and my Dad would say "don't do that, people spit there". It worked.

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

I wonder if he likes nuts in his white chocolate??

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

when I was little, I remember doing cartwheels on the sidewalks all the time, and my Dad would say "don't do that, people spit there". It worked.

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

I wonder if he likes nuts in his white chocolate??

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

A lot of military contractors in that area (by me), I'm guessing he's ex military gone contractor

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

To all those Jewish cowboys out there - you dodged a bullet!

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Eggwodd • upvoted 5 items 2 days ago

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

The last thing I want to spend my time on is ironing clothes, but d**n. I would definitely have to iron that before anyone saw me in it.

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

See more or less people like Brian? Less, please.

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

The last thing I want to spend my time on is ironing clothes, but d**n. I would definitely have to iron that before anyone saw me in it.

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

See more or less people like Brian? Less, please.

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

Why didn't he snag the gal that was attracted to jorts?

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

What a pathetic dribble of cocksnot.

71 Times Dudes Were Absolute Green Flags In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

FOR THE 159 SEPTILLIONTH TIME, IT'S NOT ABOUT SPACE!!! IT'S ABOUT BUOYANCY!!!!!!!!

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Eggwodd • upvoted an item 3 days ago

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

Yeah I kept trying to find a place in Washington and it kept pulling up Australia! 🤣🤣🤣

Eggwodd • upvoted 3 items 4 days ago

69 Everyday Problems That Got Solved By Smart People With Lots Of Creativity (New Pics)

literally what I was going to say.

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Eggwodd • commented on a post 4 days ago

125 Amusing Posts From Across The Internet For Your Viewing Enjoyment

My poor Gorganzola... Zola, Zolton, Zoloft, Gorgi, Gorgizon...

Eggwodd • upvoted 2 items 5 days ago

A Before And After Of The Saddest Plushie I've Ever Found

77 Savage Comebacks That Ended The Argument Immediately

Oven roasted, like a Bernard Matthews turkey!

Eggwodd • commented on 9 posts 5 days ago

“Did I Win The Stick Lottery”: 57 Incredible Sticks People Have Been Lucky Enough To Find

Cool, it looks like the root grew around a pipe or something.

69 Times People Asked Strangers Online “What Is This Thing?” And Weren’t Disappointed

Kitchen cribbage!

“Did I Win The Stick Lottery”: 57 Incredible Sticks People Have Been Lucky Enough To Find

Cool, it looks like the root grew around a pipe or something.

69 Times People Asked Strangers Online “What Is This Thing?” And Weren’t Disappointed

Kitchen cribbage!

69 Times People Asked Strangers Online “What Is This Thing?” And Weren’t Disappointed

Dild0 for scale...

69 Times People Asked Strangers Online “What Is This Thing?” And Weren’t Disappointed

I use cool old magazine racks to store my albums.

69 Times People Asked Strangers Online “What Is This Thing?” And Weren’t Disappointed

How cool!

‘Why I Should Have A Cat’ Page Shared 51 Pics That Could Turn You Into A Cat Person

macameows

‘Why I Should Have A Cat’ Page Shared 51 Pics That Could Turn You Into A Cat Person

Kitty the redeemer.

‘Why I Should Have A Cat’ Page Shared 51 Pics That Could Turn You Into A Cat Person

Should be much higher.

69 Everyday Problems That Got Solved By Smart People With Lots Of Creativity (New Pics)

It's official, today's word of the day is "grotty"!

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Eggwodd • submitted a new post 1 month ago

Fails, Funny

Hey Pandas, Share Your Funny Neighborhood Signs!

Eggwodd • submitted a new post 6 months ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, Share A Picture You’ve Taken That Shows “Pure Determination”

Eggwodd • submitted a list addition 2 weeks ago

License Plates!

Eggwodd • submitted a list addition 1 month ago

Hey Pandas, Share Your Funny Neighborhood Signs!

Eggwodd • submitted a list addition 3 months ago

Hey Pandas, Show Us Photos Of Pets Who Look Completely Done With 2025

Eggwodd • submitted 14 list additions 4 months ago

Hey Pandas, If You Were Stuck In A Time Loop With Zero Consequences, What Would You Do?

Hey Pandas, What Would You Do If You Were The Only Person Who Knew The World Was Ending In 24 Hours? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Harmless Thing Did You Do That People Totally Overreacted To? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s One Tiny Habit That Makes You Weirdly Happy?

Hey Pandas, Post The Funniest Picture Of Your Cats (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Socks (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Off Your Best Thrift Find (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s One Trend From Your Teenage Years That You Secretly Miss? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Take A Pic And Show Us What You're Doing Right Now

Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Will Someday Be Illegal Once We Fully Realize How Harmful It Is?

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Halloween Decorations (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us Your Halloween Costume (Closed)

Hey Pandas, Show Us The Weirdest Thing In Your Kitchen Drawer (Closed)

From Tiny Fluffballs To Full-Grown Mischief: 33 Pets Then And Now

Eggwodd • submitted 3 list additions 5 months ago

Hey Pandas, If You Could Only Wear One Halloween Costume For The Rest Of Your Life, What Would It Be? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, You Have 60 Seconds To Ruin A First Date — What Do You Say?

Hey Pandas, Share A Photo Of Autumn Leaves In Your Area

Eggwodd • commented on 9 posts 21 minutes ago

43 Funny Emails People Saved In Their Screenshots Folder (New Pics)

Use it for the next tip...

43 Times People Mended Their Ruined Things Very Visibly, And Only Made Them Cooler (New Pics)

Great use of an old road cone.

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

I hope this is a girl...

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

All electronic now!

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

The glowing ones would be uranium glass then.

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

It's time to dress up right!

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

I have a large collection too. Every season, I'll change out to funky buttons on a coat, white button down, or similar, just to justify my collecting them.

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

Colorful and to the point! My favorite so far.

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

Need cat or banana for scale.

Eggwodd • commented on 4 posts 1 day ago

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

when I was little, I remember doing cartwheels on the sidewalks all the time, and my Dad would say "don't do that, people spit there". It worked.

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

I wonder if he likes nuts in his white chocolate??

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

A lot of military contractors in that area (by me), I'm guessing he's ex military gone contractor

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

To all those Jewish cowboys out there - you dodged a bullet!

Eggwodd • commented on a post 4 days ago

125 Amusing Posts From Across The Internet For Your Viewing Enjoyment

My poor Gorganzola... Zola, Zolton, Zoloft, Gorgi, Gorgizon...

Eggwodd • commented on 6 posts 5 days ago

“Did I Win The Stick Lottery”: 57 Incredible Sticks People Have Been Lucky Enough To Find

Cool, it looks like the root grew around a pipe or something.

69 Times People Asked Strangers Online “What Is This Thing?” And Weren’t Disappointed

Kitchen cribbage!

69 Times People Asked Strangers Online “What Is This Thing?” And Weren’t Disappointed

Dild0 for scale...

69 Times People Asked Strangers Online “What Is This Thing?” And Weren’t Disappointed

I use cool old magazine racks to store my albums.

69 Times People Asked Strangers Online “What Is This Thing?” And Weren’t Disappointed

How cool!

‘Why I Should Have A Cat’ Page Shared 51 Pics That Could Turn You Into A Cat Person

macameows

Eggwodd • upvoted 17 items 2 hours ago

43 Funny Emails People Saved In Their Screenshots Folder (New Pics)

i hope he aint called richard. i avoid d**k pics

43 Funny Emails People Saved In Their Screenshots Folder (New Pics)

'Reply All' should be banned

A Before And After Of The Saddest Plushie I've Ever Found

51 Harmless Secrets That These People Keep From Their Partners For The Most Ridiculous Reasons

I want that sconce!

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

In 1000 years, archaeologists will be racking their brains over this.

Four Leaf Clovers

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight t0ker..

My 0-99 Run Of Illinois License Plates

My Hoard Of Buttons. They Stay In Containers Under My Bed. Occasionally I Take Them Out And Play With Them. The Only Thing I Collect With No Purpose

Radioactive Kitties

Men-Share-Wholesome-Wins-Posts

71 Times Dudes Were Absolute Green Flags In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

FOR THE 159 SEPTILLIONTH TIME, IT'S NOT ABOUT SPACE!!! IT'S ABOUT BUOYANCY!!!!!!!!

Men-Share-Wholesome-Wins-Posts

69 Everyday Problems That Got Solved By Smart People With Lots Of Creativity (New Pics)

literally what I was going to say.

Eggwodd • upvoted 3 items 1 day ago

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

Of course he was in the closet, his wardrobe was FABULOUS!

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

Whip-its. Whip-its good.

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

Yeah I kept trying to find a place in Washington and it kept pulling up Australia! 🤣🤣🤣

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43 Times People Mended Their Ruined Things Very Visibly, And Only Made Them Cooler (New Pics)

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

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People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

People Reveal The Things They Are So Obsessed With That It Grew Into A Collection (New Pics)

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77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

71 Times Dudes Were Absolute Green Flags In The Most Wholesome Way (New Pics)

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

69 Everyday Problems That Got Solved By Smart People With Lots Of Creativity (New Pics)

125 Amusing Posts From Across The Internet For Your Viewing Enjoyment

A Before And After Of The Saddest Plushie I've Ever Found

77 Savage Comebacks That Ended The Argument Immediately

“Did I Win The Stick Lottery”: 57 Incredible Sticks People Have Been Lucky Enough To Find

69 Times People Asked Strangers Online “What Is This Thing?” And Weren’t Disappointed

“Did I Win The Stick Lottery”: 57 Incredible Sticks People Have Been Lucky Enough To Find

69 Times People Asked Strangers Online “What Is This Thing?” And Weren’t Disappointed

69 Times People Asked Strangers Online “What Is This Thing?” And Weren’t Disappointed

69 Times People Asked Strangers Online “What Is This Thing?” And Weren’t Disappointed

69 Times People Asked Strangers Online “What Is This Thing?” And Weren’t Disappointed

‘Why I Should Have A Cat’ Page Shared 51 Pics That Could Turn You Into A Cat Person

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69 Everyday Problems That Got Solved By Smart People With Lots Of Creativity (New Pics)

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Hey Pandas, What’s One Trend From Your Teenage Years That You Secretly Miss? (Closed)

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