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If you've been visiting Bored Panda, you know we really like funny signs. But if you're new here (or need a friendly reminder), just check out our publications on 'The Absurd Sign Project' or 'Weird Signs.'

This time, however, let's take a step even further and explore the absurd from a bit closer. For that, we turn to the subreddits 'No Safety Smoking First' and 'Don't Open Dead Inside.'

These two online communities mirror each other really well, and are full of signs with questionable spelling, messed up kerning, and other mistakes that prohibit them from getting the point across. If there even is one!

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#1

Heal Thy Burgers

Heal Thy Burgers

Jimbuscus Report

Final score:
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    Is It Now?

    Is It Now?

    teacher400 Report

    Final score:
    443points
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    #3

    Just Do Nothing, It Is Impossible

    Just Do Nothing, It Is Impossible

    DivinityOfHeart Report

    Final score:
    404points
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    #4

    Le Tits Now

    Le Tits Now

    swavmirj Report

    Final score:
    356points
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    #5

    Can We Just Make This The Icon Already?

    Can We Just Make This The Icon Already?

    herooftime2004 Report

    Final score:
    352points
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    #6

    How The Hell Do You Open This Door?

    How The Hell Do You Open This Door?

    Some--Idiot Report

    Final score:
    339points
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    #7

    Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa

    Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa

    nuyirnumi Report

    Final score:
    330points
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    #8

    Hvad Alena Pptiny Yes

    Hvad Alena Pptiny Yes

    reddit.com Report

    Final score:
    315points
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    #9

    Combat Loneliness

    Combat Loneliness

    NullOfficer Report

    Final score:
    304points
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    #10

    They Know All Nasa Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots

    They Know All Nasa Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots

    jtimester Report

    Final score:
    296points
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    #11

    Unfortunately These Are Just Activists Against The Monopolization Of My Campus' Food Distribution Services, Not A Polyamorous Sex Club :(

    Unfortunately These Are Just Activists Against The Monopolization Of My Campus' Food Distribution Services, Not A Polyamorous Sex Club :(

    losrockster Report

    Final score:
    284points
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    #12

    What

    What

    tired_skyler Report

    Final score:
    282points
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    #13

    Sbren Sbeve

    Sbren Sbeve

    Matuliss Report

    Final score:
    280points
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    #14

    Eliminating Women Empowering Racism

    Eliminating Women Empowering Racism

    Efarm12 Report

    Final score:
    268points
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    #15

    Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus. 🎃

    Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus. 🎃

    mochalipgloss Report

    Final score:
    259points
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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Follow on Google News

    #16

    Getting Is An Drunk Never Excuse (Mind The Comedy Homicide)

    Getting Is An Drunk Never Excuse (Mind The Comedy Homicide)

    CrazyPl0x Report

    Final score:
    257points
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    #17

    We Don't Care. Stop

    We Don't Care. Stop

    Sigvard08 Report

    Final score:
    245points
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    #18

    Get Covid Here, Your Vaccine Ages 12 And Up

    Get Covid Here, Your Vaccine Ages 12 And Up

    DoctorWhy75 Report

    Final score:
    213points
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    #19

    Never Do Your Best Quit

    Never Do Your Best Quit

    reddit.com Report

    Final score:
    212points
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    #20

    Cheating Garage All Must Go!

    Cheating Garage All Must Go!

    maxedgextreme Report

    Final score:
    195points
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    #21

    Don’t Save A Life! Be Afraid To Give Blood

    Don’t Save A Life! Be Afraid To Give Blood

    cmbyd Report

    Final score:
    191points
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    #22

    My Boyfriend Sent Me This Picture And

    My Boyfriend Sent Me This Picture And

    terranprodigy Report

    Final score:
    188points
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    #23

    Does This Belong Here Or On R/Dontopendeadinside ?

    Does This Belong Here Or On R/Dontopendeadinside ?

    GemStoned23 Report

    Final score:
    186points
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    #24

    Winners Quitters Never Quit, Never Win

    Winners Quitters Never Quit, Never Win

    jfbchelsea Report

    Final score:
    184points
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    #25

    Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad

    Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad

    GroovinApple Report

    Final score:
    178points
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    #26

    Ask About Mud Me My Flaps

    Ask About Mud Me My Flaps

    Erduck96 Report

    Final score:
    175points
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    #27

    ...what

    ...what

    FreeWillyPete Report

    Final score:
    175points
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    #28

    Yeah, There's Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard

    Yeah, There's Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard

    MantaTeam Report

    Final score:
    169points
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    #29

    Pizza! Pizza!! P I Z Z A A A A

    Pizza! Pizza!! P I Z Z A A A A

    griftylifts Report

    Final score:
    157points
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    #30

    Dunno If This Has Been Posted Already. A Friend Sent Me This:

    Dunno If This Has Been Posted Already. A Friend Sent Me This:

    Vast_Statement5699 Report

    Final score:
    156points
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    #31

    To Be Clever

    To Be Clever

    nememess Report

    Final score:
    146points
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    #32

    ...a Month Lasts Forever

    ...a Month Lasts Forever

    Economog Report

    Final score:
    141points
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    #33

    If You Hard. Then You Hard. Work|play

    If You Hard. Then You Hard. Work|play

    tobalvigna Report

    Final score:
    139points
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    #34

    Always Forgotten, Remembered Never

    Always Forgotten, Remembered Never

    Sweetest_Potato Report

    Final score:
    138points
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    #35

    I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go

    I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go

    meglovescorn Report

    Final score:
    137points
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    #36

    Jesus Is Christ Lord

    Jesus Is Christ Lord

    01buickparkavenue Report

    Final score:
    133points
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    #37

    Suddenly... Hairstylist

    Suddenly... Hairstylist

    ShlappaDaBass Report

    Final score:
    133points
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    #38

    Got Straw? How About Heated Ones For Pets?

    Got Straw? How About Heated Ones For Pets?

    reddit.com Report

    Final score:
    132points
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    #39

    Made South In Africa

    Made South In Africa

    jcmarais1998 Report

    Final score:
    130points
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    #40

    Don’t Never Drink And Drive. Drive High!

    Don’t Never Drink And Drive. Drive High!

    Anonymous120512 Report

    Final score:
    130points
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    #41

    Let’s Beat The Children All Covid For

    Let’s Beat The Children All Covid For

    parabolamountain Report

    Final score:
    117points
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    #42

    Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books

    Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books

    reddit.com Report

    Final score:
    116points
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    #43

    They You What Will You

    They You What Will You

    pacemakersean Report

    Final score:
    114points
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    #44

    Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?

    Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?

    Nanniiiii Report

    Final score:
    108points
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    #45

    Nach

    Nach

    prairiegirlnorth Report

    Final score:
    108points
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    #46

    Please Entrance, Keep Clear!

    Please Entrance, Keep Clear!

    reddit.com Report

    Final score:
    101points
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    #47

    Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea

    Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea

    kasicartoon Report

    Final score:
    96points
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    #48

    What Melt About Waffle?

    What Melt About Waffle?

    Underyx Report

    Final score:
    92points
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    #49

    This Physically Hurts Me

    This Physically Hurts Me

    Imagine-_-Wagons Report

    Final score:
    86points
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    #50

    Be Be Be Kind Careful Yourself

    Be Be Be Kind Careful Yourself

    Sudadbetch Report

    Final score:
    85points
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    #51

    Adult Life Located. Preservers Are Under Seats

    Adult Life Located. Preservers Are Under Seats

    Fammaden Report

    Final score:
    29points
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    #52

    Stand Hong With Kong

    Stand Hong With Kong

    jonmpls Report

    Final score:
    29points
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    #53

    No Matter How You Rearrange This Something Is Just Not Right

    No Matter How You Rearrange This Something Is Just Not Right

    AwkwardStyle Report

    Final score:
    27points
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    #54

    Please Don't Drive, Block The Way

    Please Don't Drive, Block The Way

    Jacobs20 Report

    Final score:
    24points
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    #55

    Please The Beans

    Please The Beans

    spahbrah Report

    Final score:
    24points
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    #56

    Put Some In Your South Mouth

    Put Some In Your South Mouth

    DignityThief80 Report

    Final score:
    24points
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    #57

    "Stop Refreshing!"

    "Stop Refreshing!"

    Astro2k Report

    Final score:
    23points
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    #58

    I Always You Can Make Smile

    I Always You Can Make Smile

    maiss1lapsi Report

    Final score:
    23points
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    #59

    I Mean Come On

    I Mean Come On

    2oev Report

    Final score:
    23points
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    #60

    👴🏽

    👴🏽

    bumassben Report

    Final score:
    23points
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    #61

    Come To Wife And Me A My Home Meet My Kids And Then Call Bedbug To My Face

    Come To Wife And Me A My Home Meet My Kids And Then Call Bedbug To My Face

    tmillion Report

    Final score:
    22points
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    #62

    Found This From Years Ago. I Don't Know If I Took The Photo Or If I Found It

    Found This From Years Ago. I Don't Know If I Took The Photo Or If I Found It

    edgarallan2014 Report

    Final score:
    22points
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    #63

    Please Doors Keep Closed

    Please Doors Keep Closed

    kairo2023 Report

    Final score:
    21points
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    #64

    I Was Told To Post This Here

    I Was Told To Post This Here

    toucansam_ Report

    Final score:
    21points
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    #65

    Mother Of God

    Mother Of God

    bonesakimbo Report

    Final score:
    20points
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    #66

    Tiny And Hun, Very Gry

    Tiny And Hun, Very Gry

    JDCalvert Report

    Final score:
    20points
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    #67

    I Find Lack This Nation’s Of Humanity... Disturbing

    I Find Lack This Nation’s Of Humanity... Disturbing

    reddit.com Report

    Final score:
    20points
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    #68

    Students Are Now 12% Off!

    Students Are Now 12% Off!

    PancakesHD Report

    Final score:
    20points
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    #69

    Make It Stop

    Make It Stop

    Rafff_WeeD Report

    Final score:
    20points
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    #70

    Dead Turn End No Around

    Dead Turn End No Around

    sopmdix Report

    Final score:
    19points
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    #71

    Feel Pain, Good Relief

    Feel Pain, Good Relief

    zigbigadorlou Report

    Final score:
    19points
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    #72

    United We Never Stand Forget

    United We Never Stand Forget

    jackiesnakes Report

    Final score:
    18points
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    #73

    Chinese Now

    Chinese Now

    iamMRawkward Report

    Final score:
    17points
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    #74

    Yes Are Thank, We Open You :•)

    Yes Are Thank, We Open You :•)

    timmyo_ Report

    Final score:
    17points
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    #75

    Do Use Not Private Property

    Do Use Not Private Property

    GameStopBob Report

    Final score:
    16points
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    #76

    Keep Vehicle Sudden Back Makes Stops

    Keep Vehicle Sudden Back Makes Stops

    BrandonDominoes100 Report

    Final score:
    16points
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    #77

    I Thought I Was Having A Stroke While Trying To Read This

    I Thought I Was Having A Stroke While Trying To Read This

    Tidaloo_ Report

    Final score:
    16points
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    #78

    This Will Go Video Not Viral

    This Will Go Video Not Viral

    reddit.com Report

    Final score:
    15points
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    #79

    Holy F Stick Human Hands Are Figures With Disturbing

    Holy F Stick Human Hands Are Figures With Disturbing

    enzocordeiro42 Report

    Final score:
    15points
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    #80

    I’m Not To Be Ashamed White

    I’m Not To Be Ashamed White

    wtallen8 Report

    Final score:
    15points
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    #81

    Jyu Ofl

    Jyu Ofl

    YourCoasterNews Report

    Final score:
    15points
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    #82

    Not An Acronym — Just Poorly Placed Text

    Not An Acronym — Just Poorly Placed Text

    lollyfii Report

    Final score:
    15points
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    #83

    Starts Good Though

    Starts Good Though

    Drevstarn Report

    Final score:
    15points
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    #84

    Sasa Lele

    Sasa Lele

    beef_curtainss Report

    Final score:
    15points
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    #85

    No More Bag Per Than Salads Slide

    No More Bag Per Than Salads Slide

    C7lj Report

    Final score:
    14points
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    #86

    You're Egg To My The Nog

    You're Egg To My The Nog

    CantTellIfItsWeird Report

    Final score:
    14points
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    #87

    We Don’t To Fall Want You Through!

    We Don’t To Fall Want You Through!

    C_isBetter_Than_Java Report

    Final score:
    14points
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    #88

    I Spent Too Much Time Trying To Figure Out Who Steve Was

    I Spent Too Much Time Trying To Figure Out Who Steve Was

    edgarallan2014 Report

    Final score:
    14points
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    #89

    I Think I’ve Actually Figured This Out!! Read Comments!

    I Think I’ve Actually Figured This Out!! Read Comments!

    d4v3k7 Report

    Final score:
    14points
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    #90

    Concwiz Reteard

    Concwiz Reteard

    ItsJustMeJerk Report

    Final score:
    13points
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    #91

    After Statistics It's Just 2 Months Show The Flu!!!

    After Statistics It's Just 2 Months Show The Flu!!!

    lookyloo79 Report

    Final score:
    13points
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    #92

    Get Yer Shingles Here!!

    Get Yer Shingles Here!!

    celerydonut Report

    Final score:
    12points
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    #93

    Took Me A Minute

    Took Me A Minute

    sleepyentropy Report

    Final score:
    12points
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    #94

    Taller Find Than Out

    Taller Find Than Out

    AutismVent Report

    Final score:
    12points
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    #95

    Now Alamo Open Fireworks (Found In San Antonio, Tx!)

    Now Alamo Open Fireworks (Found In San Antonio, Tx!)

    cabarne4 Report

    Final score:
    12points
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    #96

    Gorpy Egah

    Gorpy Egah

    bruh-moment-6942005 Report

    Final score:
    12points
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    #97

    Will Me Against Prosper Formed No

    Will Me Against Prosper Formed No

    FreePrinciple270 Report

    Final score:
    12points
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    #98

    Lil Dies, Pump Of Overdose

    Lil Dies, Pump Of Overdose

    QuinnTheRedWizard Report

    Final score:
    11points
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    #99

    Oven Good Baked Ness

    Oven Good Baked Ness

    Dyslxeian Report

    Final score:
    11points
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    #100

    “80% Of In Jail Mothers Their Women Are Missing Children.” Still Sad, When You Put It That Way

    “80% Of In Jail Mothers Their Women Are Missing Children.” Still Sad, When You Put It That Way

    eleshikebi Report

    Final score:
    11points
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    #101

    Bewo Werk Llwe 😋♥️ll

    Bewo Werk Llwe 😋♥️ll

    ChewyBivens Report

    Final score:
    11points
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    #102

    I..uh..what ?

    I..uh..what ?

    BinaryMonochrome Report

    Final score:
    10points
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    #103

    Best Bit Is Where?

    Best Bit Is Where?

    dagodog69 Report

    Final score:
    10points
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    #104

    Learn To Live To Learn… Or ??

    Learn To Live To Learn… Or ??

    neonpeg Report

    Final score:
    10points
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    #105

    Love Hate Football Racism

    Love Hate Football Racism

    deplazfu Report

    Final score:
    9points
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