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Films make less sense than we'd think, even the most serious films can be turned into pure comedy gold. So how would you explain a film badly?
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#1
Noseless guy has unhealthy obsession with a teenage boy with glasses.
Final score:
36points
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#3
Tall purple man collects jewelry, fights a man with a frisbee, and later gets his jewelry stolen by a billionaire.
Final score:
31points
#4
Young girl visits a strange land and kills the first person she meets and joins with 4 others to kill again and then she goes home,
Final score:
31points
#6
Billionare beats up poor people on the streets. Clowns object heavily and protest against him.
Final score:
25points
#7
Billionaire's Theme Park attractions attack and kill the guests.
Final score:
24points
#8
Talking frog convinces child to murder cosplayer while said child currently partakes in incest with his sister. His sister then cheats on him with Indiana Jones who is now best friends with a bear.
Final score:
22points
#9
The universe is created. Bad idea. Then someone writes a book about it.
Final score:
19points
#10
Jason Bourne lands on Mars. Learns to grow potatoes. Listens to disco. Then costs the US goverment billions.
Final score:
17points
#11
Girl who is not a princess is given special rock by her dying grandma. She takes special rock and a chicken (by accident) on a boat and meets another rock. There’s also a big crab, a lava deity, and “Mother Nature” goddess who sometimes is an island.
Final score:
16points
#12
Woman abandons her standards to win back a horny teenager with greasy hair.
Final score:
15points
#13
Space cowboy, bear, magician and farmboy team up to rescue a princess from a space castle
Final score:
14points
#14
Shoplifting broke boy uses a magic lamp, flying carpet, & magical dates to scam his way into the heart of a lady who was WAYYYYYY out of his league
Final score:
14points
#16
Young socialite takes advantage of a maritime disaster to murder the lower class man she had a fling with.
Final score:
14points
#17
Billionaire is kidnapped only to have the opportunity to invent a metal suit with guns.
Final score:
13points
#18
Nazis try to steal the Ark of the Covenant so they can open it and have their faces melted off. Indiana Jones repeatedly thwarts them, but ultimately fails, leading to the Nazis stealing the Ark of the Covenant, opening it, and having their faces melted off.
Final score:
13points
#19
Girl finds out true happiness is achieved by getting a haircut
Final score:
12points
#21
US government worker hunts endangered sea mammal, requires bigger boat.
Final score:
12points
#24
Andy Dufresne parks outside his wife's house, doesn't kill her, buys a rock hammer from Morgan Freeman, moves to Mexico to start a business on the beach.
Final score:
11points
#26
Some guy talks for a long time about this banker who likes rocks.
Final score:
10points
#27
Magic box causes self inflicted flaying while man dons example of ancient acupunture of the scalp.
Final score:
10points
#28
A farmboy-turned-pirate goes after some kidnappers, kills one, and teams up with the other two to ruin a wedding. He also gets bitten by a very large rat. Oh and then he almost dies, but good news, he's only *mostly* dead.
Final score:
10points
#31
green day dies, then dome, then alaska, then bomb, then peace
Final score:
9points
#32
Man has a nice long chat with a vampire, becomes prey to a different vampire.
Final score:
9points
#33
Alien child lands on Earth, infiltrates small town family, grows up to become a vigilante by night and a fast-typing journalist by day. Brilliantly disguises himself with a pair of thick glasses. Disobeys his alien father and interferes with human history because he has the hots for a fellow journalist.
Final score:
9points
#34
A chicken pecks at a boat while the girl whose boat it is saves the world from a lava monster whose actually an nice island
Final score:
8points
#35
A guy down on his luck gets a new job thinking it’ll be boring and learns that he is a dum dum who has to give a statue gum gum. Also statues, dioramas, and a number of other things people like to stare at while contemplating silently in order to learn history have lives of their own, but only after hours and never in sunlight
Final score:
8points
#37
1 guy screws another guys girlfriend, then the 2 guys shout poetry at each other for the rest of the movie
Final score:
7points
#38
Guy goes future but also past at the same time while an item from the past goes future but backward while guy forward so backward item go forward while bad guy tries to nuke world.
Final score:
7points
#39
It’s summer, then uh oh whoops, it’s not summer, then it’s summer again, and the snowman lives his dream.
Final score:
7points
#40
abused child can do telekenipsis and almost kills head master and gets adopted by teacher
Final score:
7points
#41
Aliens believe a fictional television series is a historical documentary and kidnap the cast from a sci-fi convention to save their planet.
Final score:
7points
#43
A huge corporate run by adults who are insanely obsessed with screaming kids.
Final score:
6points
#44
Office walker decides to spend less time online, then his support team decides to trick him into joining a cult and destablizing the goverment.
Final score:
5points
#45
Woman hates husband so much she goes back in time to never meet him, changes nothing, and upon returning to the present decides all is okay now and stays with him.
Final score:
5points
#46
A magician goes to a big school and him and his friends fight a bad person
Final score:
5points
#47
Nice old man with some kind of speech impediment runs a family business. Son takes over the family business after the death of his father. Finds creative way to beat his competition.
Final score:
5points
#48
A Baker hates his brother for distracting him and causing him to cut off his hand, so he steals his fiancee. The moon illuminates everything.
Final score:
5points
#49
A 30something couple navigate their relationship against the backdrop of a global pandemic.
Final score:
4points
#50
Wife shoots husband and fails to kill him but deprives him of $70,000. Husband wants his $70,000 and single handedly eradicates the local syndicate (The Outfit) and makes off with $130,000 and his dream girl (as well as some broken toes).
Final score:
4points
#51
Semiaquatic dinosaur mutated by America, takes anger out on the only country who might understand his pain.
Final score:
4points
#52
Senior citizens with magic think giving pieces of the apocalypse disc to celebs will work.
Final score:
3points
#53
Yeah… so this round yellow ball can’t be grumpy all the time so this other yellow ball lady who can’t stop smiling says he has to die because if he stays alive other yellow balls, pizzas, aliens, cats, and a bunch of hands in different shapes will be annihilated. So he runs away. And bumps into a talking hand. Long story short, the hand says there’s a dude out there who can make him grumpy. Yellow ball dude says he can come and ask to get into the VIP section at their work, and the talking hand agrees. They find the dude they were looking for in a dangerous bar, except the dude isn’t a dude, it’s a girl. Skin colored sphere girl, yeah. So she says they need to go to a cloud to make yellow ball dude grumpy. They almost die on the way, meet the smiling ball’s henchmen, yada yada. The yellow ball likes the skin colored sphere now, but she’s scared of making a commitment and hurts his feelings. Now he’s broken and grumpy, even though that’s not how he was supposed to be fixed. He walks back home without the hand and skin colored sphere. The hand talks to the remaining sphere, and the two fly on a giant blue twitter bird to get there quickly. A Giant tuxedo robot is going to destroy yellow ball even though he’s perfect now, and turns out his dad has a similar trait as his son, so now the dad and son are going to die. Long story short: talking hand presses button to stop robot, yellow ball gets feelings healed and saves everyone.
Final score:
3points
#54
The story of how a thief dies and is brought back to life because of a brunette, a frog, and the pollen of a sparkly flower.
Final score:
3points
#55
Rich man gets stranded on island with his best friend, manages to escape.
Final score:
3points
#56
A black guy and an Asian guy are best friends and kick @#$. One of the funniest/best movies ever. There’s 3 of them.
Final score:
3points
#57
You don't mess with a fagola who wants to make people silky smooth.
Final score:
3points
#58
Girl inadvertently destroys and puts together a magical home.
Final score:
3points
#59
A rough redhead only speaks gibberish and has bears as pets.
Final score:
3points
#60
Big lizard girls go nom. Thanks a lot, scientists!🙄
Final score:
3points
#61
Girl can´t decide if she is a necrophile or a zoophile.
Final score:
3points
#62
Orphan (with the help of older mentor) goes out at night to beat up bad people - and it's not Batman...
Final score:
2points
#63
Dude with cool hockey mask kills high teens in Manhattan. Also kills adults.
Final score:
2points
#65
Rich kid sees his parents killed. Inspires him to be a vigilante. He is such a joyless character that there is no way that it could be succesful enough to retell the story over and over. Wait. They did? Shows what I know.
Final score:
2points
#66
This one is gonna be a tough one, but kudos if you can get it. Man goes through Groundhog Day, death after death, to try and stop a train bombing, and help the authorities arrest the perpetrator.
Final score:
2points
#67
Kid in 2045 races and beats evil entrepreneur in a competition, with a best friend and 3 normal friends. The first one is to race in a goofy ahh track, the second is to find stuff in old haunted house and third is to play Nintendo or atari or smh. Evil guy gets arrested. At the third race before playing, kid gets blown up, revived by coin and plays while being in a car manhunt. Hint: film made in 2019
Final score:
2points
#68
A whole bunch of murder orphans sit in a cornfield for a long time
Final score:
2points
#69
A man with mommy issues is brought back to life, and plans to rule the world with sick children, only to have his plans foiled by a blonde emo.
Final score:
2points
#70
Students play IRL Fortnite, minus the respawning, on an island where everyone is trying to kill each other.
Final score:
2points
#72
A tale of swords and sorcery, child abandonment, and lots of odd looking creatures. Kind or, since the swords aren't sword swords and the sorcery is mystical but winds up being organic in nature. And it's a sci-fi flick, not really fantasy. And it was originally an opera.
Final score:
2points
#74
Space Crew tries to get rid of big bug. Survivor just blows up whole ship. The cat also survives.
Final score:
2points
#75
Man is betrayed by a lot of people who get him locked up in a French political prison for 15 years, where he meets a monk trying to escape. Monk teaches him lots of stuff and tells him where a vast treasure is hidden, just before the monk dies. Man escapes prison and uses treasure to get revenge on those who betrayed him.
Final score:
2points
#76
Girls goes for fancy dinner., Everyone dies except girl. She gets Hamburger as souvenir.
Final score:
2points
#78
There is this @$$hole that finds out he has cancer. He get treatment from a shady company. Becomes a mutant. Then he wants revenge on this shady company, and he exact this in the most unpredictble but funny way. A poor indian taxi driver gets tangled up in his mess.
Final score:
2points
#79
BDSM enthusiasts go to war with eachother on the desert over a fuel refinery.
Final score:
2points
#81
A cop dies and is brought back to life - against his will - as a machine so he can continue working.
Final score:
2points
#82
A bunch of teenagers from different cliques have detention.
Final score:
2points
#83
Crazy confectioner gets away with vigilante parenting lessons while his slave labor force of orange-skinned midgets dances and chants morals about the unfortunate victims (based on book of almost the same name)
Final score:
2points
#84
Man plays LONG-overdue game of catch with dad in Iowa cornfield
Final score:
2points
#85
scientist let's colleague experiment on him. becomes expectant mother
Final score:
1point
#86
Rock star with depression issues overdoses on drugs, reflects upon his childhood, and ultimately receives professional counseling in a formal setting
Final score:
1point
#87
Tall, dark, and handsome man with great spiritual knowledge attempts to reunite with his son at a high altitude locale, years after spending time in a burn unit and despite great breathing difficulties and his son’s rejection of his own paternal roots
Final score:
1point
#88
They live. They form complex communities. They are...right. under. our. children's. feet.
Final score:
1point
#89
Not the main plot of the film, but I'll still use this description for the lol's. An action movie star knocks an inconsiderate foreigner off a cliff for breaking his overpriced eyewear.
Final score:
1point
#90
After two teleporter accidents, victim asks girlfriend for assistance commiting suicide.
Final score:
1point
#92
Sports are boring. Two life long friends create new sports game. Takes over the country. They get a kid drunk. Guy gets the girl.
Final score:
1point
#94
Ok, this is a hard one: Ex-cons reunite r&b band for a church, eventually get targeted by: crazy woman, neo-n@zis, country band and, thanks to speeding, the police. Answer is in the comments.
Final score:
1point
#95
-Two siblings commit incest before dark guy with strange german name cuts off man's hand. -Mentally troubled father searches for disabled son with madwoman. -Young man forms unhealthy obsession for killing man with no nose. -Big boat. Big fish. Big boat sink. Bye-bye, fishy. -Talking koala breaks too many laws: faces consequences of ticking off billionares.
Final score:
1point
#96
A career woman leaves the big city to return to her hometown. There she meets a tall dark-haired man whom she hates at first. But they work together for: - the apple festival - the flower festival - the pumpkin festival - the frog festival (*rebitt*) And they fall in love. In the end, she quits her career and they get married.
Final score:
1point
#97
People spen nine hours retuning jewellery only to say f*** it and throw it away
Final score:
1point
#98
Kid gets bit by a spider while spray painting with his uncle,
Final score:
1point
#99
A fish minding his own business pisses off a town, but goes orca on a boat that is following him.
Final score:
1point
#102
A old woman curses a guy and he becomes ugly. Some random poor girl comes and they fall in love in a castle. But then some strong dude shows up and tries killing ugly guy. He failed cause its a movie and good always wins. (smh)
Final score:
1point
#104
Lil boy go bang bang and is now big boy then bang bang is now lil boy again now bang bang and big boy again…
Final score:
1point
#106
Fish gives a concert to a random guy after he almost dies, later leaves her family to chase after him
Final score:
1point
#107
Big sisters steals little sister’s only chance of being on national tv
Final score:
1point
#108
A guy is really stubborn, writes a lot and gets himself killed. It all happens 200 years ago. It's a play
Final score:
1point
#111
A gay man and his lesbian friend everyone thinks is the side characters take on the queer in denial queen bee with foot cream. ( joke with one headcanon but oh well lol)
Final score:
0points
#112
A man with particularly nice hair babysits a group of nerdy children who are obsessed with monsters
Final score:
0points
#114
A series where two cops decide the safest way to shoot people.
Final score:
0points
#115
On a quest for revenge Antonio Banderas meets a hot librarian played by Salma Hayek. They f*ck. :)
Final score:
0points
#116
Ungrateful dude dies and comes back to life away because of a pebble
Final score:
0points
#117
Grumpy middle aged man with guns teaches young orphan girl how to use them
Final score:
0points
#118
A seer,three vampires and a wizard walk into a high school.
Final score:
0points
#119
Little girl uses psychic powers to chase off superstitious bully of a school principal.
Final score:
0points
#120
unhappy Australian man ties balloons to chair, floats into new life/romance
Final score:
0points
#121
It’s kinda like Noah’s Ark and Jungle Book combined into a philosophical murder mystery but the ark sinks and there’s only like 4 animals and a kid on the lifeboat and not all of them make it to land and the jungle eats people.
Final score:
0points
#122
A group of men in the arctic adopt a dog and then get cabin fever
Final score:
0points
#124
Ancient entity with a love for children finds solitude in an underground hideaway, and ventures out every 27 years to meet new children - while wearing friendly clown accoutrements and makeup
Final score:
0points
#125
Two hours of philosophical, hypothetical, existential conversation between several professors of the local college/university... all set in a cabin living room. SPOILER: The youngest in the room is the oldest's father.
Final score:
0points
#126
guy who glows in sunlight fights with hairy man over a girl. Twilight.
Final score:
0points
#127
A teenage boy wants to be a superhero and meets some likeminded people. He is not very good at it.
Final score:
0points
#129
Hot AF, sandy planet is the epicenter for a brutal drug turf war
Final score:
0points
#130
1. man gets sucked into a black hole, discovers back side of bookshelf 2. reporter makes a deal with god, has instant regret 3. (this one’s a TV show lol) angel and demon who are gay for each other prevent a child from starting the apocalypse (If you get all three I give you a cookie)
Final score:
0points
#131
This was made in 2018. John Travolta stars in it and its worth watching it.
Final score:
0points
#132
Angry adult man chases down and tries to abduct super powered teenager
Final score:
0points
#133
Wine connoisseur helps former sheep rancher find a dressmaker.
Final score:
0points
#137
Two men from different backgrounds compete for the love of a younger man.
Final score:
0points
#138
Magic bird hunter almost destroys the world and almost two nations' worth of agitated creatures gather up
Final score:
0points
#139
An aspiring inventor and a cameraman break into a scientist’s lab and accidentally create a monster who’s super friendly and can wear any disguise and not be recognized as non-human. Eventually the monster’s identity is revealed and the mayor of the city kills it only to be arrested for murder because he’s a lunatic with less humanity than an insect.
Final score:
0points
#140
A woman in a relationship realizes she has formicophilia. The entire movie is a mega meme.
Final score:
0points
#143
Theif and a "tiny person dress up for the holidays. Theif house squats and makes a friend. Ends up teaching police sensitivity training.
Final score:
0points
#147
After losing his father, a young boy becomes a hippie vegan. Then he kills his uncle and dates his half sister.
Final score:
0points
#148
A high school teacher falls in love with a student of his, acts betrayed when it turns out she's older, but they make out in the end anyways because that's life
Final score:
0points
#149
A high school teacher falls in love with a student of his, acts betrayed when it turns out she's older, but they make out in the end anyways because that's life
Final score:
0points
#150
1) Two enhanced old men fight an armoured guy with a heart condition after one kills his parents 2) (this is a tv series) A swearing guy who looks like a robot, a really stretchy woman, a girl whose mind constantly changes, a guy who looks like a mummy and a teenager who should be dead fight awkward monsters while swearing all the time, and doing weird things while trying to find one guy. 3) a demi-god and a billionaire recruit a fish man, a guy struck by lightning and a guy who came back to life as a machine to resurrect a dead alien and save the world. Somehow only 1 major good guy dies. 4) A bald man recruits a man with anger issues, a billionaire, a 70-year-old who looks 35, 2 spies and an alien to stop the alien's evil not-really-brother.
Final score:
0points
#151
Small nerd turns Will Smith into a bird and has to fix it and fight the bad guy with glitter
Final score:
0points
#152
Daughter of a rich man becomes a pirate and kisses the orphan she saved from a shipwreck. There’s also a rhum enthusiast.
Final score:
0points
#153
Old man lures children in a factory with candy and kills them one by one until there is only one left. Then makes the survivor the next owner of his factory.
Final score:
0points
#154
Mom gets mad at Summer camp kids that pick on her son.
Final score:
0points
#155
Guy pleads insanity to avoid hard labor .ends up in mental institution. Gets an unnecessary lobotomy and gets smothered with a pillow by his best buddy. The end.
Final score:
0points
#157
Guy gets paid to kidnap people while dealing with abandoning his son.
Final score:
0points
#158
Billionaire dresses in fursuit, beats up mentally ill people and environmental activists
Final score:
0points
#159
David Bowie kidnaps a young boy, forces a teenage girl to rescue him and then falls in love with said teenage girl
Final score:
0points
#160
Boy and his mom work very hard every day and do all chores around the house while 4 older people, who could get up at any time, lay in bed. And there's chocolate.
Final score:
0points
#161
we don't talk about Bruno. INSTEAD WE'RE GONNA SING ABOUT BRUNO!
Final score:
0points
#162
we don't talk about Bruno. INSTEAD WE'RE GONNA SING ABOUT BRUNO!
Final score:
0points
#163
Comet, red dust, 2 sisters loot empty mall, fight soon to be zombies, find a Chicano in a hot car then rescue 2 kids from a secret lab, rich white boy arrives in a convertible, humanity is saved
Final score:
0points
#164
Couple hate each other so much they lock themselves in the house until they both die.
Final score:
0points
#166
Company sees company make a big mistake with their park, decides to do the exact same thing, and guess what the exact same thing happens.
Final score:
0points
#167
A rural village in Japan hires seven seasonal workers, grossly underpays them.
Final score:
0points
#168
Cat faces mortality and him and a bunch of people fight over a magic piece of paper
Final score:
0points
#169
Cars fly, robots die and a now-defunct airline apparently still exists in 2019. Also origami.
Final score:
0points
#170
Overlooked black sheep creates series of psychopathically clever traps to torment two dim-witted small-time crooks first in Chicago suburb, then in New York, after an alarming first experience with aftershave
Final score:
0points
#171
Juvenile apatosaurus witnesses the tragic murder of his mother by aptly classified "sharptooth" species, then copes with PTSD by singing goofy songs with his dino-friends for THIRTEEN MORE MOVIES
Final score:
0points
#172
Hideously disfigured man with terrible fashion sense (and worse sense of humor) makes nocturnal visitations to crack down on teenage promiscuity
Final score:
0points
#173
Woman becomes a lawyer because her dumbass ex said she wasn't good enough.
Final score:
0points
#174
Okay, here goes! A cardiologist is looking for a man with a prosthetic arm.
Final score:
0points
#175
Bad guy collects stones for his hand jewelry and then obliterates 50% of population.
Final score:
0points
#177
leather clad bully from the future, relentlessly stalks woman.
Final score:
0points
#179
girl falls in love with someone who doesn't remember what she looks like
Final score:
0points
#180
Teenage girl has typical yearning for something out of her reach. Witch grants her wish in return for her voice.
Final score:
0points
#181
Janitor beats up satanic animatronics while playing pinball and getting drunk on soda.
Final score:
-2points
#182
Nic cage creates the God Slap meme in this movie. Also parents try to kill kids and stuff.
Final score:
-2points
#184
Dude calls girl on phone and tries to kill her and fails miserably.
Final score:
-2points
What do you think ?
InsertNameHere (They/Them) (Post author) 2 years ago
Oh my god, this blew up while I was away haha
Adam Zad 2 years ago
Man is betrayed by a lot of people who get him locked up in a French political prison for 15 years, where he meets a monk trying to escape. Monk teaches him lots of stuff and tells him where a vast treasure is hidden, just before the monk dies. Man escapes prison and uses treasure to get revenge on those who betrayed him.
InsertNameHere (They/Them) (Post author) 2 years ago
Oh my god, this blew up while I was away haha
Adam Zad 2 years ago
Man is betrayed by a lot of people who get him locked up in a French political prison for 15 years, where he meets a monk trying to escape. Monk teaches him lots of stuff and tells him where a vast treasure is hidden, just before the monk dies. Man escapes prison and uses treasure to get revenge on those who betrayed him.
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