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Let’s be honest, not every job is for everyone. Some of us would crumble under pressure as surgeons, while others couldn’t last five minutes as kindergarten teachers or customer service reps. We all have that one job we know we’d be absolutely terrible at — and that’s okay!So, Pandas, what’s a job you’re 100% sure you’d fail miserably at? Share your answers below — we can’t wait to read (and relate to) your hilarious confessions!
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#1
Waiting tables. This is why I tip so well. The patience and grace under pressure is immense.
Final score:
8points
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#2
Republican Senator. I have too much integrity and empathy.
Final score:
8points
#3
Teaching. You cannot trust me to educate the next generations. I would be a good teacher, but I would lose my mind and snap due to all the slang future generations will come up with.
Final score:
6points
#5
Law enforcement, EMS, nurse, etc. I don't think I could deal with seeing and dealing with bodily injuries on a regular basis.
Final score:
4points
#6
Mother. I would be a horrible mom. And a truly ugly woman.
Final score:
4points
#7
Real estate, and probably everything that has to do with sales.
I tried it years ago, as a real estate agent during college. I am unable to trick people and instead of lying with a nice smile on my face, I used to tell them of the hidden issues of the houses/ apartments they intended to buy. Many of the customers were thankful (especially since some of the houses had serious legal issues), but I got kicked out anyway 😄
In the meantime, new laws brought significant improvements for the real estate transactions in terms of customers' protection. But I still believe I'd be terrible at this job.
Final score:
4points
#8
Child care. I have absolutely no patience with child illogic.
Final score:
4points
#9
Anything that requires math skills. With math skills I could have been the funniest guy at NASA
Final score:
3points
#10
Call center customer service. Especially the ones that say they record the calls. I'd be fired after the first day!
Final score:
3points
#11
human resources i'm more likely to jump off a cliff then do that job
Final score:
3points
#12
Veterinarian.... I have many allergies against different pets and their housing (straw etc), barf if I see/smell puss/s**t/etc and I could most definetly not deal with cheap or s****y owners
Final score:
3points
#14
I would be terrible at all jobs, except for Server Administrator and / or Pop Culture Useless Trivia Expert. Long ago, I could have made a decent farmer, but I'm too old for that now. Everything else, I would be a complete disaster.
Final score:
3points
#15
A bus driver or a rubbish truck driver, I could not handle the stopping and starting. Would zone out and forget to pick up people/bins
Final score:
3points
#17
Anything involving heights. I'm a diesel mechanic and I get a touch of vertigo when I have to climb on top of firetrucks or dump trucks.
Final score:
2points
#18
Anything to do with bad smells. I have a hyper-sensitive gag-reflex and nearly vomit when an egg breaks on the floor
Final score:
2points
#19
Doctor, surgeon. I can barely deal with the sight of my own blood.
Final score:
2points
#20
Pretty much anything that requires wearing a suit and tie.
Final score:
1point
#21
Anything involving socializing with customers or non-coworkers. I get nervous even when talking to myself and feel like I would get judged a lot for pronouncing words wrong or stuttering.
Final score:
1point
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