Sometimes an insult is the best and only answer to a problem.

#1

Your mom should've swallowed...

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    #2

    Personally my favourite is probably one I made up. "I'm going to burn you and your soul can put your ashes back together so it can reinhabit your incompetent body."

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    #3

    You look like you'd enjoy Dubai.

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    #4

    Bite me.

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    #5

    Oh, you dumb côckwomble. [mumbled under breath in a very exasperated manner]

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    #6

    You should be carrying around a big a$$ed plant to make up for all the oxygen you waste.

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    #7

    You absolute bottomhole!

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