How do you die? What's your demise?

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i get lost, live in the forest. i make friends with each of the animals there, and we establish a working communist union, but eventually i become hungry for power and proclaim myself king. then i get eaten by dissatisfied communist bears.

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    i get killed by a freaking bee

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    #3

    We'll just have to wait and see.

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    #4

    I die of fangirling

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    #5

    I am killed by the ghost of a snail. Or I am already dead and I am a ghost of a snail.

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    #6

    Do I unalive myself? Or an assassin with my name hunts me down? I prefer the second one tbh.

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    #7

    A young lady will make a big mistake

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    #8

    I suppose I die comfortably in a Hobbit Hole with a cup of tea in my hand. Either that or I get burnt to a crisp by Smaug.

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    #9

    Uh... this actually came up a little while ago on a different post, and I asked how I would die and got a few different answers. Most of them involved me being killed by a rose, but I think my favorite was that I die as soon as it starts raining because I am the rose but only as long as the weather is fair.

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    #10

    a sentient pineapple with my name kills me

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    #11

    My people, nooooo

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    #12

    I get captured by pirates, they make me walk the plank, and i drown in a sea of garlic bread

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    #13

    what nice ways of dying (sarcasm but nice to get to know everyone)

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    #14

    A fighter jet kills me or I die flying a fighter jet.

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    #15

    I looked it up, asters aren't poisonous poisonous but if you eat a bunch of them you can get a stomach upset. So I feast on flowers and then die an honourable death by diarrhoea.

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    #16

    Mutiny in the Moon kingdom.

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    #17

    I vaporize into dust or I get in the range of a supernova

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    #18

    A tree frog with a grudge… They probably also have a knife

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    #19

    I die by getting poisoned by a frog. The frog comes up and offers me tea, but the frog poisoned it. Ouch.

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    #20

    Petrification.

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    #21

    getting beaten up by a super saiyan charged pheonix i assume? would be pretty cool ngl

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    #22

    Well, I OD'd on caffeine and lost my doctor carrier then died by depression.

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    #23

    One of the humans that live in my neighborhood tells the government about me and ai get taken away :(

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    #24

    OH NO. Uh... I think this means that not only will I get ascended, but also get pelted with rocks beforehand or something...either way, I don't like the picture.

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    #25

    In a gambling incident, apparently. I do love (not-betting) Texas Hold 'Em

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    #26

    Something with a really bored panda. Will it fall on me? Or eat me? Or hug me to death?

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    #27

    Zapped out of existence by a green-blue laser

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    #28

    A PC shoots a pencil cap at my head and I die

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    #29

    Mauled By Wild Dogs

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    #30

    A queen blew (blue) me up

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    #31

    damn i get rammed by a battleship

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    #32

    I suppose it’s a mystery

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    #33

    I die at the end of a really great rollercoaster ride with a bestie. Note: An amusement park rollercoaster - not a series of up & down relationship issues, lol

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    #34

    I kill myself?

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    #35

    Shinobu means Heart under blade guess I'll die stabbed in the heart

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    #36

    I get killed by a Panda flying a P-51 Mustang

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    #37

    I get killed by being knocked over by an enthusiastic dog. A very happy Doggo, if you will

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    #38

    A shadow kills me? Or shadows? And with my old user name I would die from a Canadian Zebra...

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    #39

    I guess I get stabbed with a Ruby crystal that is white. OOOOOFFFF

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    #40

    I guess I die… on Tuesday. Which is very soon so I’m a little nervous

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    #41

    Dammit, I guess they were poisonous...

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    #42

    I am too Canadian and too Dan

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    #43

    or all of the nike shoes would stomp me to death. (also it’s pronounced nayk or niek)

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    #44

    I have no idea at all. Anyone? It’s and_a_touch_of_the_’tism

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    #45

    Wow now this is awkward… probably got murdered by one the other troop leaders… looks like I gotta sleep with one eye open and the remaining two eyes scanning for other helluva hedgehog aliens

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    #46

    i guess i get dementia and forget my name

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    #47

    I guess I loved dogs too much....

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    #48

    This is just my name, so suicide? Either that, or I'm crushed into sludge by a piece of machinery and it makes a sloshing sound.

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    #49

    I die to a friendly fox.

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    #50

    My cat kills me

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    #51

    I don't know. My username is my last name and first initial so I guess someone in my family kills me?

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    #52

    Apparently my death will involve an object, person or place that contains protons and/or neutrons. At least I’m safe from electrons, photons and neutrinos! Phew!

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    #53

    Having to interact with humans. Truly terrifying....

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    #54

    10 Beats of the Bodhran (probably more) or maybe a Brogue Kick will send me back to 1987 lol.

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    #55

    I will get danced off-stage in newsies and get kicked in the face by the newsies jump!

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    #56

    I accidentally upset a unicorn, then continue to be oblivious to its angriness. And I die a painful death that takes about 2 hours of horn poking.

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    #57

    A tiger without romantic or sexual attraction will kill me

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    #58

    I’m gonna get shot by nezuko with a gun T-T

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    #59

    I just gradually decay away into other isotopes.

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    #60

    i guess i would get nuked? (I’m Mike_the_nike.)

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    #61

    I have no body. I simply stop existing.

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    #62

    I turn into a demon and go to hell (presuming it's real, it's probably not)

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