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No matter how many times you go through what you've written, you can still miss the mistakes you've made. Whether there are cracks in your understanding of the language, or your eyes are simply playing a trick on you, they might find a way to slip into the final draft.

The subreddit r/IhadAstroke is a perfect example of how even minor errors can turn simple phrases into confusing or hilarious gibberish. As the name suggests, the stuff that gets featured here is so bad that there must have been something seriously wrong with the author while they were typing!

#1

I Found This On Pintrest 💀

I Found This On Pintrest 💀

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    #2

    My Brother, Ladies And Gentlemen

    My Brother, Ladies And Gentlemen

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    According to the sister and brother duo Kathy Petras and Ross Petras, who co-authored the book 'You're Saying It Wrong: A Pronunciation Guide to the 150 Most Commonly Mispronounced Words and Their Tangled Histories of Misuse,' 11 of the most common grammar mistakes the word experts hear are:

    1. apostrophes (Wrong: We need to get our sale’s numbers up. Right: We need to get our sales numbers up.)
    2. Everyday/every day (Wrong: He starts work everyday at 8 a.m. Right: He starts work every day at 8 a.m.)
    3. I/me (Wrong: The marketing manager told Riley and I to talk with her. Right: The marketing manager told Riley and me to talk with her.)
    4. its/it's (Wrong: The company just celebrated it’s eighth year since it went public. Right: The company just celebrated its eighth year since it went public.)
    5. less/fewer (Wrong: Less than 50 people showed up for the presentation. Right: Fewer than 50 people showed up for the presentation.)
    6. lie/lay (Wrong: I could just lay down and go to sleep. Right: I could just lie down and go to sleep.)
    7. lose/loose (Wrong: If we stay on this track, we can’t loose. Right: If we stay on this track, we can’t lose.)
    8. that/who (Wrong: The people that reach their sales target will get a reward. Right: The people who reach their sales target will get a reward.)
    9. then/than (Wrong: That presentation was better then the first one. Right: That presentation was better than the first one.)
    10. there/their/they're (Wrong: There going to they’re office over their. Right: They’re going to their office over there.)
    11. your/you’re (Wrong: Your my favorite supervisor. Right: You’re my favorite supervisor.)
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    #3

    Dieing I Brearhn't

    Dieing I Brearhn't

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    #4

    He Day

    He Day

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    #5

    I Custom Ordered This Legend Of A Shirt And I Couldn’t Be Happier

    I Custom Ordered This Legend Of A Shirt And I Couldn’t Be Happier

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    But your reaction to these picture can tell you something about your own nature, too. Linguistics experts from the University of Michigan found that extroverted people are likely to overlook typos and grammatical errors that would cause introverted people to judge the person who makes such errors more negatively.

    The researchers invited 83 participants and asked them all to read email responses to an ad for a housemate, which either contained no errors or had been altered to include typos (e.g. "teh" instead of "the") or grammatical mix-ups, such as too/to or it's/its.

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    #6

    Yeah So I Have An Entire Album In My Phone Dedicated To My Mum’s Terrible Texting

    Yeah So I Have An Entire Album In My Phone Dedicated To My Mum’s Terrible Texting

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    #7

    My Dad Did This To Me A While Ago Lmao

    My Dad Did This To Me A While Ago Lmao

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    #8

    Cant Are Gona Do?

    Cant Are Gona Do?

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    #9

    Honestly Read This For The 5th Time And It Still Don't Make Sense LOL

    Honestly Read This For The 5th Time And It Still Don't Make Sense LOL

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    Those 83 people then judged the person who'd written the email based on their perceived intelligence, friendliness, and other attributes, such as how good they would be as housemates.

    At the end of the experiment, they were also asked whether or not they'd spotted any grammatical errors or typos in the emails, and, if so, how much it had bothered them.

    #10

    Burger Kink LOL

    Burger Kink LOL

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    #11

    Mothor Is Srtoking

    Mothor Is Srtoking

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    #12

    I Know How To Say This Correctly I Just Don’t Want To

    I Know How To Say This Correctly I Just Don’t Want To

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    The researchers then asked the participants to complete a Big Five personality assessment, which determines where they are on a scale of openness, agreeableness, extraversion/introversion, neuroticism, and conscientiousness, as well as answer additional questions about their age, background, and attitude towards language.

    #13

    My Aunt Texted Me... So Confused

    My Aunt Texted Me... So Confused

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    #14

    Satan Is Pretty Close I Guess

    Satan Is Pretty Close I Guess

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    #15

    Where Do Babies Come From?

    Where Do Babies Come From?

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    #16

    Found This In A Youtube Video. Thought It Would Fit Here

    Found This In A Youtube Video. Thought It Would Fit Here

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    Overall, everybody rated the fictional housemate applicants with typos and grammatical errors in their emails as worse than those with perfect spelling, but certain personality types judged the typo-riddled applicants harsher than others.

    For instance, extroverts were generally much more likely to overlook their mistakes, whereas introverts were more likely to judge the applicants negatively because of them.

    #17

    To Be Fair English Is Not Their First Language

    To Be Fair English Is Not Their First Language

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    #18

    Shongles

    Shongles

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    #19

    Indeed

    Indeed

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    #20

    Found On R/Me_irl

    Found On R/Me_irl

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    People who tested as being more conscientious but less open were more sensitive to typos, while those with less agreeable personalities got more upset by grammatical errors.

    "Perhaps because less agreeable people are less tolerant of deviations from convention," the research team said.

    #21

    Girls Is Can The Therefore Change Is World Brave

    Girls Is Can The Therefore Change Is World Brave

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    #22

    If Anyone Knows What This Says Pls Say It

    If Anyone Knows What This Says Pls Say It

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    #23

    I'm Eating Babies

    I'm Eating Babies

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    Interestingly, how neurotic someone didn't really affect how they interpreted mistakes.

    Yes, the sample size wasn't the biggest and we need to take the results with a grain of salt. However, the results couldn't be explained by people's age or education, which suggests that personality traits were actually playing a role.

    And if you want to continue playing the grammar police officer, fire up our first publication on r/IhadAstroke! It also has plenty of inexcusable crimes.

    #24

    Is That A Warning ?

    Is That A Warning ?

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    #25

    I Managed To Google These Things While I Was High. 😭

    I Managed To Google These Things While I Was High. 😭

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    #26

    My Amazon Customer Support

    My Amazon Customer Support

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    #27

    Our Local Gym Motivational Quote

    Our Local Gym Motivational Quote

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    #28

    “Hey, Want Some Drugs?” “P I Z Z A” “Will You Marry Me?” “Omg Yes!” “No!!!!!!”

    “Hey, Want Some Drugs?” “P I Z Z A” “Will You Marry Me?” “Omg Yes!” “No!!!!!!”

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    #29

    The Iffle Tower

    The Iffle Tower

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    #30

    A Very Lucky Fortune

    A Very Lucky Fortune

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    #31

    My Mother At 2 In The Morning

    My Mother At 2 In The Morning

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    #32

    We Take For Open Are Out

    We Take For Open Are Out

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    #33

    Would You Like To Try That Again, Bud?

    Would You Like To Try That Again, Bud?

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    #34

    Not Sure What They Were Trying To Do Here

    Not Sure What They Were Trying To Do Here

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    #35

    Eee

    Eee

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    #36

    A Congressional Candidate Has A Stroke On Twitter

    A Congressional Candidate Has A Stroke On Twitter

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    #37

    Supre Bol\

    Supre Bol\

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    #38

    I ‘Member

    I ‘Member

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    #39

    Try To Read It

    Try To Read It

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    #40

    My Local Pub. The Stroke Is Strong With This One

    My Local Pub. The Stroke Is Strong With This One

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    #41

    KFC

    KFC

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    #42

    When Is He Getting Therapy? Also Not Sure If Its Allowed Of That " 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿 " Part

    When Is He Getting Therapy? Also Not Sure If Its Allowed Of That " 𝐵𝒜𝐿𝐿 " Part

    MarceloRBLX Report

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    #43

    Trans Trans Are Trans Trans

    Trans Trans Are Trans Trans

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    #44

    Foot Cralp

    Foot Cralp

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    #45

    What?

    What?

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    #46

    We Love Women

    We Love Women

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    #47

    I Think My Friend Might Have Gone Through A Stroke

    I Think My Friend Might Have Gone Through A Stroke

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    #48

    Can’t Tell If He Tried To Say “Ur Mum” Or “Them”

    Can’t Tell If He Tried To Say “Ur Mum” Or “Them”

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    #49

    Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V

    Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V

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    #50

    ??????

    ??????

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    #51

    Mabe

    Mabe

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    #52

    Water Sure

    Water Sure

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    #53

    I Love Christmas Hand Grenades!

    I Love Christmas Hand Grenades!

    Enderjora Report

    #54

    Coaster

    Coaster

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    #55

    The What

    The What

    RustyMetal13 Report

    #56

    Would Were You?

    Would Were You?

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    #57

    The What Now?

    The What Now?

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    #58

    Wha

    Wha

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    #59

    The Name Says It All

    The Name Says It All

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    #60

    Friend Has A Stroke

    Friend Has A Stroke

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    #61

    Uhm

    Uhm

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    #62

    Was Rewatching Some Old Youtube Videos And Found A Comment I Made Several Years Back

    Was Rewatching Some Old Youtube Videos And Found A Comment I Made Several Years Back

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    #63

    How Is It 7:30am

    How Is It 7:30am

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    #64

    Cleverbot Not So Clever

    Cleverbot Not So Clever

    RobbyyOnReddit Report

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    #65

    It Didn’t Start That Bad Until…

    It Didn’t Start That Bad Until…

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    #66

    Wrong Person

    Wrong Person

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    #67

    Yuotueb Hadh Aa Stroek

    Yuotueb Hadh Aa Stroek

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    #68

    The Not You Know

    The Not You Know

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    #69

    Avocado

    Avocado

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    #70

    Homeohphobick

    Homeohphobick

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