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There is something different about how the brain functions while in the shower or lying in bed. Whether it's the warm water that boosts neuron transmission or the unearthly energy one receives from the moon, shower thoughts and late night thoughts occasionally bring to the fore some brilliant ideas and, yet, more often, bizarre, weird realizations.
Strange and often funny realizations come to our heads the more we think of something in particular. Just try thinking of balloons. Basically, by getting someone a bouquet of balloons for their birthday, we are, in essence, gifting them our CO2-saturated breath preserved in a colored piece of latex. While this is just one of the crazy realizations one can make, there are plenty of weird things to realize concerning pretty much any object. Or subject.
While many philosophical, deep realizations may affect your life for the better (or worse), many carry no significant value. Yet they can still make you raise your eyebrows. Below, we've gathered a collection of weird realizations people made found on the vastness of the internet. What are some exciting fruits of imagination and realizations that blow your mind when you think about them? Let us know!
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#1
The probability that your parents actually wanted you is the highest when you are an adopted kid.
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#2
Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission.
#3
My dog keeps bringing me the same toy. I wonder if that is his favorite toy, or if he thinks it is my favorite toy.
#4
If everyone on earth died simultaneously, the internet would be comprised entirely of bots posting, liking, and upvoting each other.
#5
You could throw a rock into a lake and be the last person to ever touch that rock until the end of time.
#6
Due to it almost only being populated by researchers, Antarctica is technically the continent with the highest average IQ and education.
#7
Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?
#8
Some future archaeologist will dig out the Disney World and assume it’s a temple of some bizarre mouse worshipping cult.
#9
On a clear day you can see about 4 miles into the horizon, but on a clear night you can see light years away.
#12
There was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a kid and never picked you up again.
#15
What if my dog always follows me into the bathroom when I have to go potty because I always follow him outside when he does and he just thinks that’s how it works.
#22
During a nuclear explosion, there is a certain distance of the radius where all the frozen supermarket pizzas are cooked to perfection.
#25
Babysitters are teenagers who behave like grown-ups so that grown-ups can go out and behave like teenagers.
#27
The only difference between being murdered and being assassinated is how important you are in the public eye.
#28
If you do not pass on your genes, you are the first in your line to fail to do so since the dawn of living organisms.
#30
It won't be long before people use 'the '20s, the '30s, and the '40s' to describe the 2020s, the 2030s, and the 2040s.
#40
Putting zombies on treadmills would provide a wonderful source of green, sustainable energy.
#41
Cinderella must have had some seriously deformed feet if her shoe wouldn’t fit anybody else in town.
#43
"Go to bed, you'll feel better in the morning" is the human version of "Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?"
#46
If elevators hadn't been invented, all the CEOs and important people would have their offices on the first floor as a sign of status.
#48
The combination of innumerable choices you’ve made in your life have brought you to this exact point, reading this exact sentence.
#49
If you don’t smoke pot because you’re afraid it’ll make you paranoid, you’re experiencing the side effect without even smoking.
#52
In the future, imagine how many Go-Pros will be found in snow mountains containing the last moments of peoples lives.
#54
If you're still pretty young, chances are you still haven't met the majority of people who will attend your funeral.
#57
If you’re no longer covered by your parent’s health insurance, your manufacturer’s warranty is over.
#60
Once you become the world’s oldest person, there’s no way you could lose that title, whatever you do.
#63
If you are standing back-to-back with someone, you are facing them in the longest way possible (around the Earth).
#66
You probably know more Latin, a dead language, than you do Mandarin, the most common native tongue.
#69
The voice in your head can scream, whisper, and speak normally, but it's always at the same volume.
#73
If two people on opposite sides of the world each drop a piece of bread, the Earth briefly becomes a sandwich.
#81
There could be a viral video of you doing something random with millions of views, and you have no idea because you haven't seen it.
#89
Your favorite song might not be the one you've played the most, but the one you've skipped the least.
#91
As an identical triplet, you are simultaneously one of the rarest and most common people on the planet.
#92
You know how you pull the smartphone out of your pocket to check the time? We’re really going back to the era of pocket watches.
#93
Belt is the most disgusting item of clothing. People always touch it right after they’ve used the bathroom, but nobody ever washes it.
#96
When having a nightmare, your brain is the author, viewer and cinema of a horror movie whose script is being written as you are viewing it.
#101
My debit card pays for things with past hours of my life, and my credit card pays with future hours of my life.
#114
The word "Fat" just looks like someone took a bite out of the first letter of the word "Eat".
#122
Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave.
#128
People are so amazed by the fact that every snowflake is different, but nobody cares that every potato is unique.
#131
Caterpillars are amazing, since while in the cocoon, the caterpillar dissolves its body into a gooey substance.
#134
You've known your parents for your entire life but they've only known you for part of theirs.
#139
When you say somebody is one in a million, then taking into account the current human population, you’re really saying there are 7 500 people exactly like him.
#142
A show's first episode is called "pilot" because it's the first thing that puts them on air.
#144
When you rob a bank, you can stop worrying about rent/food bills for several years – regardless of whether you get caught or not.
#153
By the time your brain processes that you’re living in the present it would already be the past.
#171
When you’re alone in a room, you’re the only person in the world who can see what you can.
#173
Anything in America is within walking distance – it only depends on how much time you have.
#176
Maybe Batman fights crime only at nights because if he did it during the day, he’d get funny tan lines in the face?
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