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It’s beyond belief how little we know about what we call our best furry friends. Ok, we don’t actually call cats that, ‘cause they would be better off without humans altogether, but we’d like to think we are.

I mean, we now have evidence that felines sleep in trees, form super weird shapes with fellow felines, and on some occasions, their .exe just stops working. Apparently, that’s not it.

People have a whole subreddit dedicated to sightings of cats that got caught acting super weird. Like weird². Serious about not being serious, we present you the most off-the-track cattos from r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat that either need some fixing, or I give up.

#1

He's Trying To Pass Out In Anger..so Adorable!

He's Trying To Pass Out In Anger..so Adorable!

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    #2

    All Hail To The Light

    All Hail To The Light

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    #3

    He’s About To Speak Italian

    He’s About To Speak Italian

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    Bored Panda reached out to the creator of r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat, which now has 200K members and basically says “that's just not right.”

    The redditor just-a-traveler told us that he made the subreddit as a companion to a similar subreddit r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog. Created five years ago, the dog community now has a staggering 875K members.

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    “Both subreddits serve as a place for folks to show off their pets being goofs,” just-a-traveler said. He was also laconic when asked about the idea behind it: “the images pretty much speak for themselves.”

    And it’s true. We don’t know why these cats are acting so weird and stuff, but we may never find a reason. In the end, this is cat logic and the only thing we are sure about is that it doesn’t work by the book.

    #4

    Bikinicat.exe Stopped Working

    Bikinicat.exe Stopped Working

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    #5

    He Fell Asleep Like This

    He Fell Asleep Like This

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    #6

    Guys, Please, What's Wrong With My Bat?

    Guys, Please, What's Wrong With My Bat?

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    But cat behavior experts do believe that some weird feline behavior can, in fact, be explained. For example, when cats knead or “make biscuits” with their paws, it’s their instincts calling. Richard Gowan, a veterinarian at The Cat Clinic, believes that: "This action could be a marking instinct as the cat releases hormones through their feet. [They] might do it on your bed to mark it as theirs."

    Meanwhile, if the cat is headbutting, it doesn’t necessarily mean they want us to pet them. Instead, Gowan suggests they are marking us with their scent glands. "When cats do things like kneading, scratching, or headbutting, they're actually marking you with their glands."

    Gowan also believes that if cat refuses to use a litter box, it’s not always them being naughty. On the contrary, it may be your fault. “The cat might be thinking, 'No, your litter-box management isn't up to my standards,'" he said.

    #7

    He Doesnt Give A Flying F.

    He Doesnt Give A Flying F.

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    #8

    My Cat Is Self-Sufficient

    My Cat Is Self-Sufficient

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    #9

    Is This What They Call Cubism?

    Is This What They Call Cubism?

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    #10

    He Is Laying On His Back On Top Of The Cabinets With His Eyes Wide Open, Just Staring At The Ceiling

    He Is Laying On His Back On Top Of The Cabinets With His Eyes Wide Open, Just Staring At The Ceiling

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    #11

    Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting

    Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting

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    #12

    *visible Confusion*

    *visible Confusion*

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    #13

    Bottle Time Causes Her Ears To Wiggle

    Bottle time causes her ears to wiggle from r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat

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    #14

    Malfunctioning At 2 Am

    Malfunctioning At 2 Am

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    #15

    Hmmm

    Hmmm

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    #16

    Think Batteries Are Low

    Think Batteries Are Low

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    #17

    I Wanted A Cat, But I Got Whatever This Is Instead

    I Wanted A Cat, But I Got Whatever This Is Instead

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    #18

    Everytime I Clear Out Some Space In The Fridge, Noodle Thinks It's For Him

    Everytime I Clear Out Some Space In The Fridge, Noodle Thinks It's For Him

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    #19

    Too Exhausted To Even Make It To The Amazon Box

    Too Exhausted To Even Make It To The Amazon Box

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    #20

    Meet Katsu: A Dramatic And Needy Boi Screaming For His Hooman

    Meet Katsu: A Dramatic And Needy Boi Screaming For His Hooman

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    #21

    This Seems Like A Good Place For Laurie To Chill (Fry In The Background)

    This Seems Like A Good Place For Laurie To Chill (Fry In The Background)

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    #22

    Don't Know How He Got There. He Cries Until I Come Look At Him

    Don't Know How He Got There. He Cries Until I Come Look At Him

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    #23

    Sadie Big Stretchin’ In The Sun Looks Like A Mirror Camera Effect... But She’s Just Löng

    Sadie Big Stretchin’ In The Sun Looks Like A Mirror Camera Effect... But She’s Just Löng

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    #24

    Too Lazy To Stand Up So He Clogged The Sink With His Body And Created A ‘Drinking Pool’

    Too Lazy To Stand Up So He Clogged The Sink With His Body And Created A ‘Drinking Pool’

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    #25

    Some Cats Hunt Mice And Bring Them To You As A Gift. My Cat Hunts Bread

    Some Cats Hunt Mice And Bring Them To You As A Gift. My Cat Hunts Bread

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    #26

    My Friend’s Explanation Is “He’s Just Weird, Idk”

    My Friend’s Explanation Is “He’s Just Weird, Idk”

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    #27

    My Mom’s Cat. 100% Stuck And Not Nearly As Amused As I Was

    My Mom’s Cat. 100% Stuck And Not Nearly As Amused As I Was

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    #28

    Mr. Bigglesworth

    Mr. Bigglesworth from r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat

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    #29

    Whatever Is Comfy I Guess

    Whatever Is Comfy I Guess

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    #30

    Just As The Prophecy Foretold

    Just As The Prophecy Foretold

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    #31

    The Whisker Demon Has Returned To Assert Dominance While I Clean Up Her Hairball

    The Whisker Demon Has Returned To Assert Dominance While I Clean Up Her Hairball

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    #32

    Longè

    Longè

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    #33

    Mom Sent Me This Picture Of My Cat This Morning While She Was Cat Sitting. Kitty Loves Her Grandma!

    Mom Sent Me This Picture Of My Cat This Morning While She Was Cat Sitting. Kitty Loves Her Grandma!

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    #34

    Even More Heartwarming Is That It Was A “Mommy’s Home” Reaction

    Even More Heartwarming Is That It Was A “Mommy’s Home” Reaction

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    #35

    Oprah Loves Hanging On The Clothes Horse

    Oprah Loves Hanging On The Clothes Horse

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    #36

    Very Well Then

    Very Well Then

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    #37

    Family Just Got A New Cat, Haven’t Met Her Yet But This Is The First Picture My Mom Sent Me Of Her Lol

    Family Just Got A New Cat, Haven’t Met Her Yet But This Is The First Picture My Mom Sent Me Of Her Lol

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    #38

    The Rare And Extremely Dangerous Trouser Cat

    The Rare And Extremely Dangerous Trouser Cat

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    #39

    Cat Raising Paw To Gain Attention

    Cat Raising Paw To Gain Attention

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    #40

    Told Gobbolino To Get Off The Cupboard. He Made This Face

    Told Gobbolino To Get Off The Cupboard. He Made This Face

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    #41

    I'll Always Be Watching John There's No Escaping Me

    I'll Always Be Watching John There's No Escaping Me

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    #42

    My Cat Sleeps With His Eyes Wide Open Sometimes And It’s Creepy As Hell

    My Cat Sleeps With His Eyes Wide Open Sometimes And It’s Creepy As Hell

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    #43

    Sometimes The Stair Light Would Turn On At Night...

    sometimes the stair light would turn on at night... from r/WhatsWrongWithYourCat

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    #44

    She Tried Out A New Pose On The Stairs Today

    She Tried Out A New Pose On The Stairs Today

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    #45

    I Find Her Sitting Like This All The Time

    I Find Her Sitting Like This All The Time

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    #46

    Nom

    Nom

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    #47

    Superhero Pose!

    Superhero Pose!

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    #48

    I Guess It’s Nice And Warm?

    I Guess It’s Nice And Warm?

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    #49

    Cheers

    Cheers

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    #50

    Smile For The Camera

    Smile For The Camera

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    #51

    My Cat Uses The Ducts To Get Around My House Sometimes

    My Cat Uses The Ducts To Get Around My House Sometimes

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    #52

    That’s A Disney Movie Villain If I’ve Ever Seen One

    That’s A Disney Movie Villain If I’ve Ever Seen One

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    #53

    Ulthar Has Started To Lick The Walls, No Idea Why

    Ulthar Has Started To Lick The Walls, No Idea Why

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    #54

    Mlem Trigger

    Mlem Trigger

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    #55

    No He’s Not Dead, He’s Just Very Comfortable

    No He’s Not Dead, He’s Just Very Comfortable

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    #57

    My Cat Likes To "Bite" Me Then Apologies By Licking Me But Won't Let Me Leave.

    My Cat Likes To "Bite" Me Then Apologies By Licking Me But Won't Let Me Leave.

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    #58

    He Really Likes The Faucet, But He’s Really Bad At It

    He Really Likes The Faucet, But He’s Really Bad At It

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    #59

    Why Is She Like This?

    Why Is She Like This?

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    #60

    Leo Has An Odd Way Of Relaxing

    Leo Has An Odd Way Of Relaxing

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    #61

    Freddy Krueger Kitty

    Freddy Krueger Kitty

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    #62

    Sneki Boi

    Sneki Boi

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    #63

    Someone Doesn't Understand The New Face Scratcher

    Someone Doesn't Understand The New Face Scratcher

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    #64

    Budz Gets The Hose Again

    Budz Gets The Hose Again

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    #65

    Spinning Cat On A Ladder

    Spinning Cat On A Ladder

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