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Cjay

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Cjay

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My old description was really cringy so I changed it

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Cjay • commented on 13 posts 1 year ago

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Wait are your pronouns ‘Canadian’ and ‘Jewish’? Sorry about your country btw I was rooting for you

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Europeans when Americans are proud of their heritage:

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Wait are your pronouns ‘Canadian’ and ‘Jewish’? Sorry about your country btw I was rooting for you

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Europeans when Americans are proud of their heritage:

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

Because if you practice enough any schmuck can be a QB (Tom Brady, the GOAT, is an unimpressive physical specimen) but there’s a lot of cultural stuff and luck related to breaking into the art world.

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

How do you get a concussion playing basketball?

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

Objectively false. There’s only so many high schools in the US and it’s less than the amount of lotto tickets sold

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

John Mulaney ghostwrote this

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Laughter Today (New Pics)

…or they aren’t tired

40 Things Said On A First Date That Absolutely Ruined All Chances For A Second

You are technically the average, but that factors in Asian countries where the average height is 5’6 or so, for anyone else you’re about two inches shorter than *some* women will be okay with

50 Inappropriate Ads From The Past That Didn't Stand The Test Of Time

He wasn’t really mean he just didn’t want to hang out with her

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Cjay • upvoted 18 items 1 year ago

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Wait are your pronouns ‘Canadian’ and ‘Jewish’? Sorry about your country btw I was rooting for you

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Europeans when Americans are proud of their heritage:

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Wait are your pronouns ‘Canadian’ and ‘Jewish’? Sorry about your country btw I was rooting for you

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Europeans when Americans are proud of their heritage:

45 ‘Anti-Bucket List’ Things People Swear They Will Never Do Again

*bear

45 ‘Anti-Bucket List’ Things People Swear They Will Never Do Again

It’s a skill. Nobody likes it. I don’t mean to sound mean but you kind of just have to suck it up

30 Of The Dumbest Reasons Why Students Got In Trouble In School

This smells fake to me, or at the very least written by the person it supposedly happenned to.

30 Of The Dumbest Reasons Why Students Got In Trouble In School

Did he have his pants down around his ankles?

45 ‘Anti-Bucket List’ Things People Swear They Will Never Do Again

You're cooking it wrong.

45 ‘Anti-Bucket List’ Things People Swear They Will Never Do Again

*bear

45 ‘Anti-Bucket List’ Things People Swear They Will Never Do Again

It's cheaper and safer than sleeping pills. At least it is here.

World

Artistic Swimmers Share The “Painful” Hair Routine To Beautify Their Olympic Games Routines

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

Objectively false. There’s only so many high schools in the US and it’s less than the amount of lotto tickets sold

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

John Mulaney ghostwrote this

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

Hard work never made anyone rich. If that were true, the miners in Wales would have been multiple millionaires.

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

They should. They should absolutely steel my ideas rather than keep pumping out some of the stuff they have been lately.

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Laughter Today (New Pics)

…or they aren’t tired

40 Things Said On A First Date That Absolutely Ruined All Chances For A Second

You are technically the average, but that factors in Asian countries where the average height is 5’6 or so, for anyone else you’re about two inches shorter than *some* women will be okay with

“I Haven’t Spoken In A Decade”: 30 People Reveal Why They Disowned Their Siblings

I'm curious why clairebear and Helena jumped to the conclusion that OP is the bad guy here. Surely it's not because he's a man.

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Cjay • upvoted 5 items 2 years ago

30 Cringy Things People Did That Gave Off Second-Hand Embarrassment For Those Around

A Karen is an a*****e, but not all a******s are Karens.

30 Cringy Things People Did That Gave Off Second-Hand Embarrassment For Those Around

Honest to god I thought you meant the baby fell in a sinkhole

30 Cringy Things People Did That Gave Off Second-Hand Embarrassment For Those Around

A Karen is an a*****e, but not all a******s are Karens.

30 Cringy Things People Did That Gave Off Second-Hand Embarrassment For Those Around

Honest to god I thought you meant the baby fell in a sinkhole

30 Cringy Things People Did That Gave Off Second-Hand Embarrassment For Those Around

Im not sure if you understand what a Karen is… ‘Karen’ is entitled. This lady is just an a*****e

45 Times Lawyers Lost A Case Because Of Their Clients Saying Or Doing The Dumbest Things

I was about to feel bad for him but then he became an angry incel

45 Times Lawyers Lost A Case Because Of Their Clients Saying Or Doing The Dumbest Things

Shame these are mostly fake

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Cjay • commented on 4 posts 2 years ago

30 Cringy Things People Did That Gave Off Second-Hand Embarrassment For Those Around

Honest to god I thought you meant the baby fell in a sinkhole

30 Cringy Things People Did That Gave Off Second-Hand Embarrassment For Those Around

Im not sure if you understand what a Karen is… ‘Karen’ is entitled. This lady is just an a*****e

30 Cringy Things People Did That Gave Off Second-Hand Embarrassment For Those Around

Honest to god I thought you meant the baby fell in a sinkhole

30 Cringy Things People Did That Gave Off Second-Hand Embarrassment For Those Around

Im not sure if you understand what a Karen is… ‘Karen’ is entitled. This lady is just an a*****e

45 Times Lawyers Lost A Case Because Of Their Clients Saying Or Doing The Dumbest Things

I was about to feel bad for him but then he became an angry incel

45 Times Lawyers Lost A Case Because Of Their Clients Saying Or Doing The Dumbest Things

Shame these are mostly fake

Show All 4 Comments

Cjay • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What’s The Craziest/Weirdest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You?

Cjay • submitted 3 list additions 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, What's Something Wholesome That's Happened Recently? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What Is Your Strangest Phobia? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What’s The Craziest/Weirdest Thing That Has Ever Happened To You?

Cjay • submitted 2 list additions 4 years ago

Hey LGBTQ+ Pandas, In Honor Of Pride Month, How Did You Come Out? (Closed)

Hey Pandas, What's Your Superpower? People In The Comments Choose A Side Effect (Closed)

Cjay • commented on 13 posts 1 year ago

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Wait are your pronouns ‘Canadian’ and ‘Jewish’? Sorry about your country btw I was rooting for you

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Europeans when Americans are proud of their heritage:

45 ‘Anti-Bucket List’ Things People Swear They Will Never Do Again

What?

45 ‘Anti-Bucket List’ Things People Swear They Will Never Do Again

*bear

45 ‘Anti-Bucket List’ Things People Swear They Will Never Do Again

It’s a skill. Nobody likes it. I don’t mean to sound mean but you kind of just have to suck it up

30 Of The Dumbest Reasons Why Students Got In Trouble In School

This smells fake to me, or at the very least written by the person it supposedly happenned to.

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

How do you get a concussion playing basketball?

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

Objectively false. There’s only so many high schools in the US and it’s less than the amount of lotto tickets sold

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

John Mulaney ghostwrote this

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Laughter Today (New Pics)

…or they aren’t tired

40 Things Said On A First Date That Absolutely Ruined All Chances For A Second

You are technically the average, but that factors in Asian countries where the average height is 5’6 or so, for anyone else you’re about two inches shorter than *some* women will be okay with

50 Inappropriate Ads From The Past That Didn't Stand The Test Of Time

He wasn’t really mean he just didn’t want to hang out with her

Cjay • commented on 7 posts 2 years ago

30 Cringy Things People Did That Gave Off Second-Hand Embarrassment For Those Around

Honest to god I thought you meant the baby fell in a sinkhole

30 Cringy Things People Did That Gave Off Second-Hand Embarrassment For Those Around

Im not sure if you understand what a Karen is… ‘Karen’ is entitled. This lady is just an a*****e

45 Times Lawyers Lost A Case Because Of Their Clients Saying Or Doing The Dumbest Things

I was about to feel bad for him but then he became an angry incel

45 Times Lawyers Lost A Case Because Of Their Clients Saying Or Doing The Dumbest Things

Shame these are mostly fake

People Needed To Screenshot These 45 Hilarious Texts So The Internet Could Laugh Too

???

45 Tweets By These Women That Got People’s Sides Hurting From Laughter

Dumb question what does she they mean?

45 Tweets By These Women That Got People’s Sides Hurting From Laughter

Drake?

Cjay • upvoted 19 items 1 year ago

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Wait are your pronouns ‘Canadian’ and ‘Jewish’? Sorry about your country btw I was rooting for you

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

Europeans when Americans are proud of their heritage:

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

45 ‘Anti-Bucket List’ Things People Swear They Will Never Do Again

It's cheaper and safer than sleeping pills. At least it is here.

45 ‘Anti-Bucket List’ Things People Swear They Will Never Do Again

You're cooking it wrong.

45 ‘Anti-Bucket List’ Things People Swear They Will Never Do Again

*bear

45 ‘Anti-Bucket List’ Things People Swear They Will Never Do Again

*bear

45 ‘Anti-Bucket List’ Things People Swear They Will Never Do Again

It’s a skill. Nobody likes it. I don’t mean to sound mean but you kind of just have to suck it up

30 Of The Dumbest Reasons Why Students Got In Trouble In School

Did he have his pants down around his ankles?

30 Of The Dumbest Reasons Why Students Got In Trouble In School

This smells fake to me, or at the very least written by the person it supposedly happenned to.

World

Artistic Swimmers Share The “Painful” Hair Routine To Beautify Their Olympic Games Routines

40 Things Said On A First Date That Absolutely Ruined All Chances For A Second

You are technically the average, but that factors in Asian countries where the average height is 5’6 or so, for anyone else you’re about two inches shorter than *some* women will be okay with

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

Hard work never made anyone rich. If that were true, the miners in Wales would have been multiple millionaires.

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

They should. They should absolutely steel my ideas rather than keep pumping out some of the stuff they have been lately.

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

Objectively false. There’s only so many high schools in the US and it’s less than the amount of lotto tickets sold

“What Do People Not Realize Has An Extremely Low Chance Of Happening?” (50 Answers)

John Mulaney ghostwrote this

50 Funny Memes For Those Who Could Really Use Some Laughter Today (New Pics)

…or they aren’t tired

“I Haven’t Spoken In A Decade”: 30 People Reveal Why They Disowned Their Siblings

I'm curious why clairebear and Helena jumped to the conclusion that OP is the bad guy here. Surely it's not because he's a man.

30 Cringy Things People Did That Gave Off Second-Hand Embarrassment For Those Around

A Karen is an a*****e, but not all a******s are Karens.

Cjay • upvoted an item 2 years ago

30 Cringy Things People Did That Gave Off Second-Hand Embarrassment For Those Around

Honest to god I thought you meant the baby fell in a sinkhole

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