That he didn’t eat my half of the pie.

But he did and then went out and got another pie, ate half of that one too and left the rest for me to make it look like nothing happened when I got home 😂😂😂😂😂.

Not a lawyer/LEO but managed a retail location with one of those self service coin counters. It was not uncommon to get requests from police to look at surveillance video for various cases.

One day, a fire captain comes in. Tells me about a case of stolen coins he's working on. Apparently a group of kids was breaking into houses and cashing in coin collections at the coin counter for pennies on the dollar of what they were worth. (Stupid #1)

Curiousity got the better of me and I asked why a fire captain was investigating. To cover their tracks, the kids were lighting the houses on fire. Went from minor burglaries to arson. (Stupid #2)

Went to the pre trial for one, his parents seemed like decent people. Never heard how long they got, but all were caught.

I was gonna say the American Dream but that was never true

Infact the land of the free started untrue because slavery and women’s (also black people and natives) not having rights.