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Devin Schmitt

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Devin Schmitt

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Devin Schmitt • commented on 5 posts 10 hours ago

34 Stories About The Shocking Results Of DNA Testing That Created Or Destroyed Families

My wife's family myth is that they have native american and jewish ancestry. It turns out that her family has 0% native american and 0% jewish. I, on the other hand, have both.

“William Wonka Is No Friend”: 49 Hilarious TikTok Replies That Completely Stole The Spotlight

flawed?

34 Stories About The Shocking Results Of DNA Testing That Created Or Destroyed Families

My wife's family myth is that they have native american and jewish ancestry. It turns out that her family has 0% native american and 0% jewish. I, on the other hand, have both.

“William Wonka Is No Friend”: 49 Hilarious TikTok Replies That Completely Stole The Spotlight

flawed?

79 Times "Alpha Males" Accidentally Became The Joke

Don't they cancel out?

31 Random Chaotic Memes That You May Laugh At More Than You Should

MV Blue Marlin

43 Funny And Wholesome Posts And Memes From People Who Found Their Person For Life (New Pics)

And?

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Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 22 hours ago

79 Times "Alpha Males" Accidentally Became The Joke

Doesn't double gay cancel each other out making you straight?

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 1 day ago

79 Savage Comments Left By People Who Have No Chill

I don't see the point.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 1 day ago

“William Wonka Is No Friend”: 49 Hilarious TikTok Replies That Completely Stole The Spotlight

Flan a plane is the past tense of flewed.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 2 items 2 days ago

"I Wish I Could Have Had My Son With You Instead": 53 Secrets People Found On Their Partner's Phone

I've no idea how people manage to handle 2 families I barely manage one and I'm exhausted

"I Wish I Could Have Had My Son With You Instead": 53 Secrets People Found On Their Partner's Phone

Are we actually censoring Trump? I went to the effort of scrolling to find the original comment to see if OP had used a different word to describe him, but no, the comment was "That he voted for Trump… twice." We can't say Trump on BP anymore? He's fucking awful, but really?

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 4 items 3 days ago

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That he voted for [the current president]… twice.

91 Historic Photos That Show How Much These Places Have Changed

It was just cold in that second picture.

Reddit Post

That he voted for [the current president]… twice.

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Devin Schmitt • commented on 3 posts 3 days ago

87 Myths About Men And Women That People Refuse To Let Go Of

THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!

91 Historic Photos That Show How Much These Places Have Changed

There!

87 Myths About Men And Women That People Refuse To Let Go Of

THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!

91 Historic Photos That Show How Much These Places Have Changed

There!

91 Historic Photos That Show How Much These Places Have Changed

Silly, that's student housing!

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Devin Schmitt • upvoted 4 items 4 days ago

57 Internet Posts That Aged Better Than Anyone Could Have Imagined (New Pics)

VOTE!

Nurses Say These 40 Cases Are The Most Mysterious Things They Saw During Their Career

And now holds political office! LOL (pick your favorite politician ...)

57 Internet Posts That Aged Better Than Anyone Could Have Imagined (New Pics)

VOTE!

Nurses Say These 40 Cases Are The Most Mysterious Things They Saw During Their Career

And now holds political office! LOL (pick your favorite politician ...)

85 Tumblr Posts That Deserve To Stay On The Internet Forever (New Pics)

Maybe get them a nice big glass of water? Some blankets and a cozy space somewhere out of the way?

If You’re Feeling Down, Here Are 42 Posts That Are Oddly Wholesome

"One wife to rule them all and in her loving arms, bind them"

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Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 4 days ago

73 Random Facts That Might Make People Go: "Why On Earth Do You Know That?"

Point Roberts, Washington State, is not accessible by road from the rest of the continental U.S. You have to drive through Canada, or take a boat. There's also a small grass runway.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted 3 items 5 days ago

73 Random Facts That Might Make People Go: "Why On Earth Do You Know That?"

So Tetris helping those with PTSD seems to have no relation to Ms Woods' memories of Cinderella? This should have been two separate submissions.

57 Times People Laughed Without Context And Immediately Regretted It

"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house, and four people died." - Steven Wright

73 Random Facts That Might Make People Go: "Why On Earth Do You Know That?"

So Tetris helping those with PTSD seems to have no relation to Ms Woods' memories of Cinderella? This should have been two separate submissions.

57 Times People Laughed Without Context And Immediately Regretted It

"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house, and four people died." - Steven Wright

Chaos Took Over Father’s Day 2026, 11 Celebrity Posts That Missed The Mark

"Oonagh"? "Ocean"?

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Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 5 days ago

15 Modern Adulting Questions Every Grown-Up Should Be Able To Answer - Test Yourself

My wife gets annoyed when I try to walk on the side closest to the street.

Devin Schmitt • upvoted an item 6 days ago

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Had a 2 year old admitted for observation because although he had been run over by a UPS truck, he had no apparent injuries found in the ER. Mother witnessed it and truck driver felt the bounce. Happy ending - baby boy was fine. Devastated, unbelieving driver was invited to hospital to see for himself before discharge.

Devin Schmitt • commented on a post 6 days ago