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Magik Darkchilde

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Magik Darkchilde

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I joined Bored Panda to spam y'all with X-Men stuff, but it turns out you need therapy instead. If you are reading this, please set up an appointment with a counselor. If you are not in a position to do that, please use this link to call the appropriate number for your country:

https://www.therapyroute.com/article/helplines-suicide-hotlines-and-crisis-lines-from-around-the-world

Thanks!

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Magik Darkchilde • upvoted 26 items 1 year ago

50 Times People Became Victims Of Hair And Got Featured In This Online Group (Best Of All Time)

Wolverine is doing it tough these days

This FB Group Has Been The Hub For Roasting Awful Dresses, Here Are 50 Of Them (Best Of All Time)

Hummm... not sure but if that's not photoshopped, the probability that she's trans is quite high. You can sometimes clock one of us by the hip size if you pay closer attention.

50 Times People Became Victims Of Hair And Got Featured In This Online Group (Best Of All Time)

Wolverine is doing it tough these days

This FB Group Has Been The Hub For Roasting Awful Dresses, Here Are 50 Of Them (Best Of All Time)

Hummm... not sure but if that's not photoshopped, the probability that she's trans is quite high. You can sometimes clock one of us by the hip size if you pay closer attention.

“The Lack Of Common Sense Is Hilariously Baffling”: 45 Dumbest Patients Doctors Have Encountered

Preschool memory unlocked: "She swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider (that wriggled and wriggled and jiggled inside her), she swallowed the spider to catch the fly ... I don't know why she swallowed the fly ... perhaps she'll die"

50 Of The Most Interesting And Bizarre Things People Have Found In The Forest (New Pics)

... I think you should put it back.... 😬

“I’m Old Now”: 30 Things That Made People Realize Their Age

"Like butter scraped over too much bread." -Bilbo Baggins

Airbear61181 reply

I’ve got a crazy one. I found out my ex husband had an adult baby/diaper fetish after we married. He had even gone as far as putting up ads online looking for women to change him. Found one of his ads where he made up a story about being incontinent from a car accident…which was completely false and made up. He told me about this fetish after we got married, but it never came up again until the end of our marriage, which is when I found the ads he put online. He wanted to act on it more and wanted me to be involved. I didn’t understand it and, to be honest, it grossed me TF out. We started seeing a marriage counselor, and she suggested me giving him boundaries…like certain days where he was allowed to wear the briefs and do adult baby stuff. All it took was one time seeing him, a grown man sitting on a blanket on the floor with a pacifier, bottle, and adult diaper on, I just couldn’t take it…I ended the marriage shortly after that.

AfterHours22 reply

That she was a trans woman (MtF).

Roleplayer_MidRNova reply

Oof that he was predominantly asexual. I support Aces, but that's really something you need to let your partner know about before a commitment like that.

50 Paintings Perfectly Suited For Memes, Courtesy Of “Art Memes Central” (New Pics)

Mr Death seems to have been a bit careless with that scythe - counts his remaining fingers ...

50 Times People Or Businesses Won The Funny Sign Game And Got Celebrated On Facebook

By order of the X-Men.

Circle (Giraffe)

Harpy Eagle

Just Before A Shark Breaks The Surface Tension Of The Water

Snake In The Rain

Firework Turtle

Meet Frankey: The Master Of Surprise In Amsterdam's Streets (New Pics)

Funny Art Memes From “Art Memes Central” (New Pics)

Temporary_Delivery37 reply

My “I’m old now” indicator was when I started sympathizing with the parents in teen movies.

Arthur King

Alex Canclini

Chris Hebden

Thought This Might Fit Here

Tree Roots Are Growing Over A Stream

Old Train Track Almost Completely Reclaimed By Nature

Found A Sword While Hiking Near An Old Clearcut. BC, South Coast

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Magik Darkchilde • commented on a post 1 year ago

50 Amazing Photos That Might Make You Love Animals Even More

This looks like it was photoshopped or AI-generated

Magik Darkchilde • upvoted 12 items 2 years ago

No Kids, No Problem: 40 Hilariously Spot-On Memes And Jokes About The Childfree Life (New Pics)

Technically speaking, both can be removed using a laser.

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No Kids, No Problem: 40 Hilariously Spot-On Memes And Jokes About The Childfree Life (New Pics)

Technically speaking, both can be removed using a laser.

Wholesome-Global-Positive-News

“Unit 731”: 45 Dark Historical Events And Facts That People Don’t Like To Talk About

Eugenics is still alive and well thanks to Planned Parenthood... Black women have been experiencing induced abortions at a rate nearly 4 times that of White women for at least 3 decades, and likely much longer.

Savage-Rare-Insults-Twitter

Daniel Kish Is A Blind Man Had To Have His Eyes Removed Before He Was 13 Months Old Because Of Eye Cancer

Art-History-Memes-Trippin-Through-Time

Funny-Lotr-Memes-Jokes

50 Mildly Amusing Things To Brighten Up Your Day, As Shared By This Group

He just ruptured his warp core

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Magik Darkchilde • commented on a post 2 years ago

Florida Man Tries To Cross Atlantic In A Hamster Wheel, Faces Federal Charges

I love his goals and commitment, and am annoyed with the Coast Guard, but threatening people with a bomb is inexcusable.

Magik Darkchilde • submitted a new post 2 years ago

Curiosities

Hey Pandas, What's Your Favorite X-Man? (Closed)

Magik Darkchilde • submitted a list addition 2 years ago

Hey Pandas, Post The Funniest Selfie Of One Of Your Pets

Magik Darkchilde • commented on a post 1 year ago

50 Amazing Photos That Might Make You Love Animals Even More

This looks like it was photoshopped or AI-generated

Magik Darkchilde • commented on 19 posts 2 years ago

Florida Man Tries To Cross Atlantic In A Hamster Wheel, Faces Federal Charges

I love his goals and commitment, and am annoyed with the Coast Guard, but threatening people with a bomb is inexcusable.

“I Broke My Parents Up”: 30 Of The Worst Things People Accidentally Did As Kids

In some areas people do it to kill ticks bc they carry some really horrible diseases like Lyme's and Alpha Gal. I know several people whose lives have been derailed by tick-borne illnesses, and kids are particularly vulnerable

50 Of The Most Unfortunate Things That People Were Forced To Deal With (New Pics)

I had a nest of these in my workspace that no one told me about. I even had little kids around sometimes.

28 Images Showing The Incredible Bond Between Animals And People By This Photographer (New Pics)

That's not how you walk a cat

“Nature Is Freaking Lit”: 50 Times People Were Surprised By Nature (New Pics)

Coiled on the left side of the log

50 Hilarious And Relatable Memes All About Sports And Their Fans

I work with sport horses. They don't want fame, just food

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

Why am I getting downvoted? I was laughing about the fact that not only does this guy not know that Wolverine is Marvel, but he doesn't seem to know that there's already a female Wolverine. Please don't get me banned because of a nerd joke

Artist Reminds Us To Listen To Ourselves With These Soothing And Uplifting Comics (30 New Pics)

For a lot of people it's the only way they can let go. It helps them to know that there's someone else who wants the best for their children too.

Artist Reminds Us To Listen To Ourselves With These Soothing And Uplifting Comics (30 New Pics)

This one is freaking a lot of people out, but I think it's about relinquishing control over your child. When you're a mom you want your kid to have the best life possible and make the best choices, but you can't control either them or the world. Trying to is very unhealthy for you, your child, and everyone else in your lives. Hope this helps!

40 Unbelievably Wrong Opinions About The Female Body That Were Shared Online (New Pics)

She doesn't look like Laura Kinney to me...

50 Times Men Thought They Had The Right To Judge Women, But Instead Were Judged Online

Wow. Maybe this isn't a mainstream opinion, but I think as a society we should raise our standards about guys. It feels like girls work harder and guys feel more entitled while simultaneously being less qualified. Not a great dynamic.

39 Times Savage Comments Earned Their Place On The “Absolutely Insane YouTube Comments” Twitter Page (New Pics)

And Wolverine

In Case You’re Having A Bad Day, Here Are 35 Hilarious Memes Shared By “Meme Lord” Instagram Account

The X-Men posted that. Batman's awesome, but he doesn't need to take credit for everything

50 Hilarious Photos Of Cats Getting Into Places Where They Probably Shouldn’t Be (New Pics)

Quite badly photoshopped

50 Wholesomely Hilarious Family Pictures That Are Just So Awkward (New Pics)

I got to take my senior photos with a ragdoll kitten and now we're taking her home!

Hey Pandas, Mental Health Time!

Ok I'm dumb I just realized you live in India, so I might not be the most qualified person to give advice. But in America there are usually school nurses and counselors that are obligated to act in student's best interests. Is there a similar thing in place in your school?

Hey Pandas, Mental Health Time!

Hey Stardust! It sounds a lot like you have ADHD (I do). I've always struggled to finish things and juggle different tasks. I am always distracted and have a really hard time with deadlines, which can give me a lot of anxiety. I'm just starting to work through it myself, so I don't have too many suggestions right now, but I would recommend talking to a doctor who can provide a diagnosis and treatment options. Also, since it's summer now, maybe look into alternative options for school next year. I don't know exactly what your circumstances are, but especially since Covid people have realized the need for specialized education that's less overwhelming and there are a lot more options available than there used to be. But most of all, know that you're not alone :)

Hey Pandas, What's Something That You Did That You Regret A Lot? (Closed)

There's enough people being nasty in this world. I want you to know that you matter and telling people that you need help can completely change your life. I am in such a better place than I was 2 years ago and I am so thankful for all the good people in my life

Hey Pandas, What's Something That You Did That You Regret A Lot? (Closed)

Hi Cho! Don't think I'm going to let you slip away either. Just like I told Stardust, there is a purpose for your life, a role you were created to fill. You just haven't found it yet. I would encourage you to take a day and have conversations with the people in your life. Grandparents, teachers, friends, aunts, cousins, or if you don't feel up to that, visit a nursing home and talk with some of the senior citizens. On this day, I want you to say to them the kind of things you usually only say online and tell them what you're really thinking. Too many people make life a facade, and to play along is not living at all. Sending virtual hugs!

Magik Darkchilde • upvoted 20 items 1 year ago

This FB Group Has Been The Hub For Roasting Awful Dresses, Here Are 50 Of Them (Best Of All Time)

Hummm... not sure but if that's not photoshopped, the probability that she's trans is quite high. You can sometimes clock one of us by the hip size if you pay closer attention.

50 Pics From The Past That Look Ridiculous Now

I know a few people who could use this...

50 Times People Became Victims Of Hair And Got Featured In This Online Group (Best Of All Time)

Wolverine is doing it tough these days

“The Lack Of Common Sense Is Hilariously Baffling”: 45 Dumbest Patients Doctors Have Encountered