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Eastendbird • upvoted an item 1 day ago

55 Absurdly Laughable Customer Complaints That Made People Lose Brain Cells

Wait till he finds out that that there are flights to Montenegro

Eastendbird • upvoted 4 items 2 days ago

51 Photos Of Ignorant And Obnoxious Tourists That Are Painful To Look At (New Pics)

It's a real mystery lol

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

So..... Why are you on a dating site?

51 Photos Of Ignorant And Obnoxious Tourists That Are Painful To Look At (New Pics)

It's a real mystery lol

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

So..... Why are you on a dating site?

“The Groom Decided To Leave Her Looking Stupid”: 67 Truly Horrible Weddings People Attended

Not until it was their turn...

51 Photos Of Ignorant And Obnoxious Tourists That Are Painful To Look At (New Pics)

I wonder if some countries have their own currency and not the US dollar?

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Eastendbird • commented on a post 2 days ago

“The Groom Decided To Leave Her Looking Stupid”: 67 Truly Horrible Weddings People Attended

I went to a wedding reception where the venue had let them down at the last minute. The bride and groom's families changed the venue to a Chinese restaurant (Groom's family were Chinese). It was a big restaurant, but on several floors. The only way we could watch/listen to the speeches was via a kind of CCTV and the sound meant we couldn't really hear what was said. The food was multiple courses of (obviously) Chinese food. Not very good Chinese food, but hey... And both the bride and groom's families were VERY Christian so no alcohol was served, no dancing etc.

Eastendbird • commented on a post 3 days ago

61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor

My brother knows several people who've worked with Bill and they all say he's lovely.

Eastendbird • upvoted an item 3 days ago

51 Times People Found Out Their Partners Were Cheating On Them In The Weirdest Ways

TIL what toey means lol

Eastendbird • upvoted an item 4 days ago

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

The newspaper seems to be celebrating this? W*f?

Eastendbird • commented on 3 posts 5 days ago

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

It's also in A British museum, not THE British Museum, but don't let that stop you.

If You Can’t Take It Anymore, Here Are 55 Good News Stories That Recently Happened (New Pics)

F**k pancreatic cancer. Lost a dear friend to it a couple of years ago, it's notorious for being difficult to catch until it's too late.

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

It's also in A British museum, not THE British Museum, but don't let that stop you.

If You Can’t Take It Anymore, Here Are 55 Good News Stories That Recently Happened (New Pics)

F**k pancreatic cancer. Lost a dear friend to it a couple of years ago, it's notorious for being difficult to catch until it's too late.

Childfree Couple Remembers Why They Chose This Path After Their Friend Forgets How Many Kids He Has

Have an upvote Pheebs, glad I'm not the only one! Yeah, I enjoy being the 'fun aunt"! When I was growing up, if I got given any money by aunts and uncles and grandparents I was always told to "put away and save it". Now I have a rule for my nephews and nieces - "This money must be spent on something frivolous, something you'll enjoy and remember." Although, for all I know they're putting in their savings!

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Eastendbird • upvoted 8 items 5 days ago

77 Savage Comebacks That Ended The Argument Immediately

Aliens: Alien 2.

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

*Rescued and preserved, unlike all the other examples which were retained by the original owners.

77 Savage Comebacks That Ended The Argument Immediately

Aliens: Alien 2.

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

*Rescued and preserved, unlike all the other examples which were retained by the original owners.

If You Can’t Take It Anymore, Here Are 55 Good News Stories That Recently Happened (New Pics)

Huh? Is homocide not a crime in Argentina or are women not considered human.

51 Ironic And Sarcastic Images For People With The Most Perfect Sense Of Humor

That was the point of the sign.

41 Lawyers And Cops Reveal The Dumbest Things People Have Done To Try To Cover Up Their Crimes

It's the info on it, not the device, that can get you into trouble. I used to work for an weapons designer and had to have special security for "carrying weapons across the border" because I would occasionally email a spreadsheet with costed parts, and an email about weapons counted as import/export of weapons!

41 Lawyers And Cops Reveal The Dumbest Things People Have Done To Try To Cover Up Their Crimes

Doing a "fire in the hole" makes you an absolute c*nt

If You Can’t Take It Anymore, Here Are 55 Good News Stories That Recently Happened (New Pics)

"conservation"?

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

17th century isn't ancient.

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Eastendbird • upvoted 5 items 6 days ago

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

The institution of the BM did no such thing. Try not to ride the bandwagon. It's so middle class.

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

Because you can't do your homework?

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

The institution of the BM did no such thing. Try not to ride the bandwagon. It's so middle class.

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

Because you can't do your homework?

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

RELEASE THE FLAMING PIGS

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Older gen x was raised like that, too. Stop boomer bashing and get off my lawn!

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Preserved ant/wasp which is also in there: "Oh don't mind ME, I'm sure."

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Eastendbird • commented on a post 6 days ago

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

OK, from what I can gather from researching on the Web, it was purchased rather than "looted", there's documents that show this, it was brought back to England and then preserved, whereas other examples of this were not. Hence why it still survives.

Eastendbird • commented on a post 1 week ago

32 Truths That Have Sadly Vanished From People’s Home Countries, As Shared In An Online Thread

Irish partner, in-laws and friends. The Irish may not be as religiously Catholic but many are still hugely culturally Catholic. Lots still baptise their children, then arrange their confirmation, then send them to Catholic schools.

Eastendbird • upvoted an item 1 week ago

53 Amazing Coincidences People Had To Literally Fight To Prove They’re Not Edited (New Pics)

Ummmmm not really

Eastendbird • upvoted 11 items 1 week ago

32 Truths That Have Sadly Vanished From People’s Home Countries, As Shared In An Online Thread

The term Great Britain referred to its size as the biggest island in the British Isles, and to differentiate it from the smaller peninsula of Brittany, or Little Britain, in Roman times, not how good it was. It still is a good country with a good quality of life. Is it as rich and powerful as it used to be? No. Could things be better? Yes, of course. However, if I have a medical emergency I can call an ambulance without worrying about how I'm going to pay for it, I can get sick pay or claim UC if I'm too sick to work, take a minimum of just under 6 weeks paid annual leave, paid maternity leave, free schooling, prescriptions are heavily subsidised, the water is safe to drink straight out of the tap, I can flush my toilet paper down the toilet, I can come and go as I please, I can call the King or the Prime Minister a d******d without being executed. We are very diverse, have beautiful scenery, and you're never more than a couple of hours drive from the sea. People die every year trying to get across the Channel in a dinghy or in the back of a lorry. I often wonder what people in actual third world countries or dictatorships would make of middle class Brits moaning that their life is s**t because it rains a lot. 🙄

53 Times People Who Rejected Science Made Fools Of Themselves On Social Media

That was including all of the infant and childhood deaths in the average.

32 Truths That Have Sadly Vanished From People’s Home Countries, As Shared In An Online Thread

53 Times People Who Rejected Science Made Fools Of Themselves On Social Media

That was including all of the infant and childhood deaths in the average.

61 Fascinating Comparisons Showing What Time Has Done To People, Places, And Memories

"Ostend, Belgium, suffered significant damage during WWII due to its strategic role as a German naval base and part of the Atlantic Wall, leading to heavy Allied bombing and subsequent destruction of its port and city center..."

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What?

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'I'm going on down to Yasgur's farm I'm going to join in a rock 'n' roll band I'm going to camp out on the land I'm going to try an' get my soul free We are stardust We are golden And we've got to get ourselves Back to the garden' - Joni Mitchell

“Back When Everything Was Better”: 63 Posts To Remind You Good We Had It In The 2010s

We were doing this back in 1986!

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I laughed so hard at this one, but only because it reminds me of a really bad wig my Mom had in the 70's.

“Back When Everything Was Better”: 63 Posts To Remind You Good We Had It In The 2010s

No.

“Back When Everything Was Better”: 63 Posts To Remind You Good We Had It In The 2010s

Uncomfortable and bored? What is it with teens and parking lots?

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I'm kind of loving that snaky Medusa look.

59 Hair Transformations That Went Catastrophically Off The Rails

If it was the 80's you'd be thrilled with it.

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Eastendbird • commented on a post 1 week ago

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Someone give Damon a free sample of some punctuation, please.

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Eastendbird • commented on a post 2 days ago

“The Groom Decided To Leave Her Looking Stupid”: 67 Truly Horrible Weddings People Attended

Eastendbird • commented on a post 3 days ago

61 Hilarious Memes That Demonstrate The Superiority Of British Humor

My brother knows several people who've worked with Bill and they all say he's lovely.

Eastendbird • commented on 3 posts 5 days ago

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

It's also in A British museum, not THE British Museum, but don't let that stop you.

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F**k pancreatic cancer. Lost a dear friend to it a couple of years ago, it's notorious for being difficult to catch until it's too late.

Childfree Couple Remembers Why They Chose This Path After Their Friend Forgets How Many Kids He Has

Eastendbird • commented on a post 6 days ago

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

Eastendbird • commented on a post 1 week ago

32 Truths That Have Sadly Vanished From People’s Home Countries, As Shared In An Online Thread

Eastendbird • commented on 5 posts 1 week ago

You Might Want To Grab Some Popcorn Before Reading These 51 Hilarious Online Reviews (New Pics)

Someone give Damon a free sample of some punctuation, please.

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Gosh, there were so many from the UK. Reminds me how much I take these for granted.

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Iceland and Norway often cited as the most rainy in Europe too. As for the UK it depends very much which part you live in.

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Eastendbird • commented on 7 posts 2 weeks ago

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He was rich and extremely litigious. Please let's not blame the victims.

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F**k pancreatic cancer - lost a dear friend to it, she was only 45.

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My wish was granted!

“He Drank Infected Broth”: 45 Unbelievable Facts That Would Make You Want To Do Some Googling

Yeah and then it goes mental and thinks that gluten is an awful, terrible, no good thing and attacks itself and you end up with cancer...

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Oh this should be higher!

“Project Pluto”: 63 Creepy Declassified Documents That Might Make You Wonder What’s Being Hidden From Us

He'd just become camp as f**k?

“Project Pluto”: 63 Creepy Declassified Documents That Might Make You Wonder What’s Being Hidden From Us

The ending...!

Eastendbird • commented on a post 3 weeks ago

97 Unhinged Sentences That Came Out Of Nowhere And Left Everyone Speechless (New Pics)

Detailed explanation of what cats hear below!

Eastendbird • upvoted an item 1 day ago

55 Absurdly Laughable Customer Complaints That Made People Lose Brain Cells

Wait till he finds out that that there are flights to Montenegro

Eastendbird • upvoted 9 items 2 days ago

Escalators

51 Photos Of Ignorant And Obnoxious Tourists That Are Painful To Look At (New Pics)

It's a real mystery lol

51 Photos Of Ignorant And Obnoxious Tourists That Are Painful To Look At (New Pics)

I wonder if some countries have their own currency and not the US dollar?

Finds Out Euros Aren’t Optional

Thanksgiving In London

Australia Is A Fake

87 Dating Profiles That Are Cringeworthy Enough To Make Your Skin Crawl A Little Bit

So..... Why are you on a dating site?

51 Ironic And Sarcastic Images For People With The Most Perfect Sense Of Humor

That was the point of the sign.

“The Groom Decided To Leave Her Looking Stupid”: 67 Truly Horrible Weddings People Attended

Not until it was their turn...

Eastendbird • upvoted 2 items 3 days ago

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

Because you can't do your homework?

51 Times People Found Out Their Partners Were Cheating On Them In The Weirdest Ways

TIL what toey means lol

Eastendbird • upvoted 2 items 4 days ago

77 Savage Comebacks That Ended The Argument Immediately

Aliens: Alien 2.

77 Bizarre Throwback Images That Would Cause Absolute Outrage Today (New Pics)

The newspaper seems to be celebrating this? W*f?

Eastendbird • upvoted 6 items 5 days ago

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

RELEASE THE FLAMING PIGS

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

17th century isn't ancient.

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

*Rescued and preserved, unlike all the other examples which were retained by the original owners.

59 Amazing Facts About Our World To Keep You Busy And Learning For A Few Minutes

The institution of the BM did no such thing. Try not to ride the bandwagon. It's so middle class.

If You Can’t Take It Anymore, Here Are 55 Good News Stories That Recently Happened (New Pics)

Huh? Is homocide not a crime in Argentina or are women not considered human.

If You Can’t Take It Anymore, Here Are 55 Good News Stories That Recently Happened (New Pics)

"conservation"?

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