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Captain Panda • upvoted an item 23 hours ago

93 Of The Most Stunning, Hilarious And Interesting Pictures From The Internet

*Gets another enormous tax break*

Captain Panda • upvoted an item 3 days ago

93 Of The Most Stunning, Hilarious And Interesting Pictures From The Internet

Now this one actually gave me a chuckle.

Captain Panda • upvoted 10 items 4 days ago

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Captain Panda • upvoted 26 items 1 week ago

57 Internet Posts That Aged Better Than Anyone Could Have Imagined (New Pics)

Lol they already saw it coming a century ago and still nobody cared...

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57 Internet Posts That Aged Better Than Anyone Could Have Imagined (New Pics)

Lol they already saw it coming a century ago and still nobody cared...

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95 Posts That Taught People Something They Never Knew They Needed To Know

This is fantastic

95 Posts That Taught People Something They Never Knew They Needed To Know

TIL

95 Posts That Taught People Something They Never Knew They Needed To Know

The Kremlin Jr.?

95 Posts That Taught People Something They Never Knew They Needed To Know

Thought he had a Pikachu there for a moment.

95 Posts That Taught People Something They Never Knew They Needed To Know

It's going to take a lot of duct tape to fix that

95 Posts That Taught People Something They Never Knew They Needed To Know

That makes me sad...poor guy looks terrified :( I hate racism!

95 Posts That Taught People Something They Never Knew They Needed To Know

Banksy strikes again.

95 Posts That Taught People Something They Never Knew They Needed To Know

I'm still absolutely furious that his m****r was ever allowed to happen. Did they even punish the psychopath responsible?

95 Posts That Taught People Something They Never Knew They Needed To Know

Pheasant not looking too happy about it.

95 Posts That Taught People Something They Never Knew They Needed To Know

Amazing. Such ignorance in the name of "religion". So thankful they were saved. Imagine the knowlege and history that could have been lost.

95 Posts That Taught People Something They Never Knew They Needed To Know

pspspspspsps 😍😍😍

95 Posts That Taught People Something They Never Knew They Needed To Know

I am so grateful for libraries.

95 Posts That Taught People Something They Never Knew They Needed To Know

Looks like the White House

95 Posts That Taught People Something They Never Knew They Needed To Know

Wow! Beautiful bird.

57 Times People Laughed Without Context And Immediately Regretted It

Poor kid. This is why s*x ed is so important

"It Breaks My Heart": 32 Popular Kids Who Threw Everything Away

Also how the phrase "Drink the Kool-Aid" became "a neologism for a strong belief in and acceptance of a deadly, deranged, or foolish ideology," like MAGA

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Captain Panda • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

"It Breaks My Heart": 32 Popular Kids Who Threw Everything Away

I had a few of those from high school. I will give you a hint, I went to Calabasas High!

57 Times People Laughed Without Context And Immediately Regretted It

I once got banned from the library for putting all the bibles in the fiction section!

Captain Panda • submitted a new post 2 years ago

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Captain Panda • commented on 2 posts 1 week ago

"It Breaks My Heart": 32 Popular Kids Who Threw Everything Away

I had a few of those from high school. I will give you a hint, I went to Calabasas High!

57 Times People Laughed Without Context And Immediately Regretted It

I once got banned from the library for putting all the bibles in the fiction section!

Captain Panda • commented on a post 2 weeks ago

This Instagram Account Shares Hilarious Design Fails, Here Are 91 Of The Best (New Pics)

Myke Tyson's house

Captain Panda • commented on 5 posts 3 weeks ago

“Wife Hasn’t Eaten Eggs Since”: 83 Oddly Terrifying Images That Are Not For The Weak (New Pics)

The Ooze!

“Wife Hasn’t Eaten Eggs Since”: 83 Oddly Terrifying Images That Are Not For The Weak (New Pics)

Captain Hook finally got his revenge!

“Wife Hasn’t Eaten Eggs Since”: 83 Oddly Terrifying Images That Are Not For The Weak (New Pics)

Uhhhh no, no thank you

“Wife Hasn’t Eaten Eggs Since”: 83 Oddly Terrifying Images That Are Not For The Weak (New Pics)

Maybe the coins look like them?

“Wife Hasn’t Eaten Eggs Since”: 83 Oddly Terrifying Images That Are Not For The Weak (New Pics)

Ahhhh to go to Disneyland and DCA again with only 30% capacity like when it reopened during COVID

Captain Panda • commented on a post 4 weeks ago

87 Unhinged And Entertaining Neighbor Antics Shared By This X Page (New Pics)

So everyone knows how loud the pigs get, the hoof trimmers have to wear ear protection. They have to flip the pig upside down to do this and they hate it, clearly lol

Captain Panda • commented on a post 1 month ago

42 Times People Had The Absolute Perfect Response And Won The Internet (New Posts)

The power of the sun, in the palm of your hands!

Captain Panda • commented on 10 posts 2 months ago

31 Of The Most Hilarious And Cute ‘Important Animal Images’ To Brighten Your Day (New Pics)

I have to mute myself when the house pig walks behind me on calls!

31 Of The Most Hilarious And Cute ‘Important Animal Images’ To Brighten Your Day (New Pics)

I needed to see this today!

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

This is why aliens have not made contact yet! They actively lock their doors when they fly by Earth!

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Oh, the white orbs of an actual photo from an real camera

77 “Hmmm” Images People Are Probably Still Thinking About (New Pics)

Vanception

61 Cringe Moments Of People Being Wrong With Full Confidence

It's true, I read it in an Us Weekly

“I Hate It, Thank You”: 95 Funny Tumblr Posts And Memes From A Platform Some Thought Was Obsolete

100% accurate!

“I Hate It, Thank You”: 95 Funny Tumblr Posts And Memes From A Platform Some Thought Was Obsolete

"Don't forget I'm half human so that 50% of me that's stupid, that's a 100% you." - Star Lord

“Unknowingly Missing 90% Of His Brain”: 43 Interesting Facts And Photos That Are Also Kind Of Creepy

Riddle me this?

“Hundreds Of Hours From Start To Finish”: 78 People Who Took A Hobby To Another Level (New Pics)

It's Bandit

Captain Panda • upvoted 20 items 13 hours ago

93 Of The Most Stunning, Hilarious And Interesting Pictures From The Internet

Sid?

93 Of The Most Stunning, Hilarious And Interesting Pictures From The Internet

Rosy Bourke's parakeet.

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"You complete me."

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93 Of The Most Stunning, Hilarious And Interesting Pictures From The Internet

should this transform into something?

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93 Of The Most Stunning, Hilarious And Interesting Pictures From The Internet

Getting Tim Burton 'Nightmare Before Christmas' vibes here.

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93 Of The Most Stunning, Hilarious And Interesting Pictures From The Internet

She knows 😉

93 Of The Most Stunning, Hilarious And Interesting Pictures From The Internet

Life imitates art. Their art is she. She must do this alot for them to turn it into wall canvases.

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93 Of The Most Stunning, Hilarious And Interesting Pictures From The Internet

Snoopy

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93 Of The Most Stunning, Hilarious And Interesting Pictures From The Internet

Doggo tents!

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93 Of The Most Stunning, Hilarious And Interesting Pictures From The Internet

*Gets another enormous tax break*

93 Of The Most Stunning, Hilarious And Interesting Pictures From The Internet

Billionaires "the problem is tax funded health care" *buys another plane*

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