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Small_Mushroom
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Hi this technically isn't my main account but I can't access my main account so yeah hi :D
Small_Mushroom • upvoted 32 items 2 years ago

PinchAssault52 reply
Weddings. Crazy expensive day. Guaranteed at least one relative will kick up a stink. Massive pressure to be The Happiest Day of Your Life. Everything doubles in cost if you say its for a wedding (dress, suit, cake, venue) Just do the quick registry office paperwork, have a surpise party and run away for a long honeymoon with the money you saved.
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My brother-in-law had a stint in a psych ward a little over a year ago, and on a particularly manic day they were in the middle of the community room and started singing “I have a structured settlement and I need cash now” This was then met by about 40-50 psych patients shouting back “CALL J.G. WENTWORTH!!! 877-CASH-NOW!!!” After getting a few verses in the orderlies stepped in and kindly requested they stop, which was kinda a shame since it sounded like they were all having a good time.Show All 32 Upvotes
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PinchAssault52 reply
Weddings. Crazy expensive day. Guaranteed at least one relative will kick up a stink. Massive pressure to be The Happiest Day of Your Life. Everything doubles in cost if you say its for a wedding (dress, suit, cake, venue) Just do the quick registry office paperwork, have a surpise party and run away for a long honeymoon with the money you saved.This Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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