Remember the last time you tried to impress a possible love interest? Indeed, in your mind, you were gallant, witty, charming, and favorably impressionable. In their eyes, though, you probably seemed more like a dorky fifth-grader trying their hardest to awe their mom into dispensing candy.
Best case scenario - you got them heartily laughing at your efforts and won them over by your naivete. It was a great scenario - you left them dumbfounded with your strained humor and got a great view of their back. It is always best to come prepared to such a battle, though, and if not by having a couple of clever rizz lines locked and loaded, then at least by memorizing those that are not to be used. Like ever.
If schadenfreude isn’t what you often feel, then get ready to remember the pain by reading these cringe-pick-up lines. Some of these mating calls are so bad that you might strain your brows, which involuntarily form cubism-inspired lines in your forehead. And as much as I’d like to spoil some of them right now by adding a quote or two in this text, you’ll just have to scroll and read them for yourself. Well, just a glimpse, maybe - from food pairings to comparisons with technologies, these babies will buffalo you.
So, now is the time to warm up your brows, crack your knuckles, and haughtily adjust your spectacles - cringe, pick-up lines are waiting. Do not forget to vote for the most embarrassing or pick-up lines that annoy your spouse the most! Also, share these with your friends; you might do a fun bet or a social experiment with them. I know I would!
"Heard you like bad girls, well I'm bad at everything." Blinks instead of winking.
blargman327 Report
Knock-knock. (Who's there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.
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Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?
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Your eyes are like IKEA. I'm totally lost in them.
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Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?
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Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth, has clearly never stood next to you.
CDoge69 Report
You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're super hot, and we belong together.
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Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?
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You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
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I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
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Are you http? Because without you I'm just ://
bulbug Report
I'm gonna sue Spotify for not including you in the hottest singles of the week list.
CheezGarlicNaan Report
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.
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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
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Can I tie your shoelaces? Cause I don’t want you falling for someone else.
YeetKay Report
I've got 1-ply, I've got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
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My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?
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Roses are red, violets are blue DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.
kvothe5699 Report
You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you!
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I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
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Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!
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Your hand seems pretty heavy... Let me hold it for you (day 44).
suyashve Report
Are you a shower? Because I want to sit next to you and start crying uncontrollably.
UltriLeginaXI Report
You must be a campfire. Because you're super hot and I want s'more.
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If I got a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d have only one because you never left my mind.
S2ilverEagle Report
Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection.
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Are you a mask? Because I never want to be seen without you in public.
PabloAlaska6 Report
Why would I need to know about the solar system? My whole world revolves around you.
suyashve Report
Some Pokemon for anyone slightly nerdy. Charmeleons are red, Blastoise are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I would choose you.
bruv-its-1g Report
Hey girl, are you a book about an interesting topic? Because I’d love to sit down with you and get to know you better with some coffee.
deborker Report
I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.
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Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U.
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Go ahead, feel my shirt. It's made of boyfriend material!
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I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
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If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I'd give you a 9, because I'm the 1 you're missing.
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How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?
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You must be exhausted, because you've been running through my mind all day.
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My mom told me that life was a deck of cards, so I guess you must be the queen of hearts.
anonymous0876 Report
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Covid-19 canceling everything except my feelings for YOU.
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If you were a dinosaur, you'd be a gorgesaurus.
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Roses are red, my face is too. That only happens when I'm around you.
reddit.com Report
Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
jcardonne Report
Hey can you pass me my inhaler because you took my breath away.
DiggiWorme Report
If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!
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You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business!
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I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.
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Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've only met you in my dreams.
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You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
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I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
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I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
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Girl are you Amazon? Cause I can find everything I'd ever want in you.
abhi-_-123 Report
My love for you is like a Windows update. It goes on forever and ever.
Y5K77G Report
I don’t have a library card... But can I check you out?
suyashve Report
We're not socks. But I think.... we'd make a great pair.
Shub_007 Report
I think I need to see an optician. Because my eyes can't focus on anything but you.
divyaaaaaaaaaam Report
Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?
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Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.
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Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!
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Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don't mind being lost at sea.
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Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
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Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!
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Of all your curves... your smile is my favorite.
xennw Report
Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck... but you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t.
notlqke Report
When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why? Because I want to give my heart to you.
nahcekimcm Report
Are you a broken compass? Because I lost my way looking at you.
suyashve Report
People have always told me to never grow old. But that’s all I want to do with you.
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If you were words on a page you'd be the fine print.
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack.
Yama-k Report
Let me tie your shoes. I don't want you falling for anyone else.
retna246 Report
Do you take care of bees? Because I already know you're a keeper.
Kooolkid65 Report
I went to your boyfriend's Instagram page. It said "edit profile".
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Was your father an alien, because there nothing else like you on earth.
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If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
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Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.
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If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.
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I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
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Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.
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You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!
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In this pandemic your smile is still the most contagious thing out there.
Ojasw_Tiwari Report
I don’t normally chase girls but I’d put my crocs in sports mode for you.
Jjsfivehead Report
You know why I study mathematics? Because I want to find the shortest distance into your heart.
Kazoky Report
Hey baby, are you Danny Devito? Because It’s Always Sunny when I’m with you.
Draugrheim Report
I’m not a landscape photographer but I’m sure you’d make any view better.
Lol_u_ded Report
Were you in boy scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot.
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I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
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If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!
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You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight!
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If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!
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Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
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Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.
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I wasn't always religious. But I am now, because you're the answer to all my prayers.
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U together.
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On a scale of 1 to 10, you are 8 and I'm in 2 you.
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Are you a brain tumor? Cause you’re on my mind and it’s killing me.
suyashve Report
Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill... But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.
Torpenta Report
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
kickypie Report
If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
Anngered69 Report
I like my women how I like my laptops. On my lap. Turned on. Virus free.
FlightMan_71 Report
I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent. You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
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Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but they don't allow to bring your own snacks.
HollowfiedNazgul Report
My lips are made of Skittles and baby you’re about to taste the rainbow.
Pa1nt1ngTak0 Report
They say if you Kiss an angel you'll be immortal. So yeah you can kiss me as long as you want.
sunridersurya Report
If you were a photon and I were an electron, you would bring me to the excited state.
Lol_u_ded Report
Damn, are you nuclear fission? Cause you got my reactor goin.
Arvagon Report
They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body, wanna fight?
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Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you're the best a man can get!
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I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
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I'm really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
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You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
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If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you'd be set to stun!
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Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
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Sorry, I would’ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated, I guess you’re just too hot for Tinder.
ajr707 Report
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier. Because I'm totally checking you out.
will85263 Report
Is your birthday October the 10th? Cos you definitely look like a 10/10.
phoneygawd Report
I’d show you my world... But I’m pretty sure you own a mirror.
dannydon03 Report
Hi my name is John if anyone is looking to make a mistake tonight." I wasn't, but damn I thought that was funny.
ruthgordon Report
Can I have your picture just to prove to my friends that angels really do exist?
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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
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I think there is something wrong with my eyes I just can’t take them off you
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Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
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I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen.
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Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
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Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
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Are you a loan? 'Cause you've got my interest!
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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
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I'm glad I remembered to bring my library card. 'Cause I am totally checking you out!
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Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
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Do you work at Dick's? Because you're sporting the goods!
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They forgot to put your name on the periodic table. Cos you're one of the elements that make up my life.
I_N_R_I Report
Are you a time traveler? Because I can see you in my future.
dcdantes Report
You make me feel like a leaf. Because I’m always falling for you.
saberboi Report
Thank god I'm wearing gloves, cause you're too hot to handle.
suyashve Report
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day, but if you want something sweet, I’m right here.
crackit_boi Report
There's something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.
piatozzz Report
Are you YouTube? Because I want You to Be mine.
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Are you my meds? When I don't have you it drives me crazy.
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Do you know what I wanna be this Halloween? Yours.
tom_edw Report
Redstone is red, Lapis is blue, I’d rather quit to main menu than respawn without you.
Frendlydood Report
Do you have a bandage? I scrapped my knees falling for you.
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Were you in boy scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot.
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Are you a magician? because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
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Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you're the best a man can get!
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If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair!
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Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie!
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Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word "gorgeous"!
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Hey girl, is your name John, because I have never Cena girl like you.
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Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're a-cutie!
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