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Canadians have built themselves a reputation for being polite people. They value the words “please”, “thank you,” and “excuse me.” They make sure to apologize if someone bumps into them. 

However, the internet and social media comment sections have exposed a sassier and fiercer side of Canucks. You’re about to see it in the following screenshots, where they’ve savagely roasted Americans, their neighbors south of the border. 

Scroll down the list and check out some of the sickest burns of them all.

#1

When They’re Right, They’re Right

Screenshot of a social media post showing Canadians humorously debating US becoming a Canadian province healthcare and policies.

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    #2

    It Is Nice To Have A Bill Of Rights

    Twitter exchange roasting America with Canada boasting Charter of Rights and better living standards in a sharp, accurate social media reply.

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    #3

    Math Is Definitely Hard For Them

    Tweet exchange where Canada roasts America with accurate GDP comparison facts highlighting economic differences.

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    Apart from their polite nature, Canadians share many common values. According to an article by Simon Fraser University, one of them is the uneasiness during confrontations. 

    “Generally speaking, Canadians tend to feel uncomfortable in situations where another person is acting aggressively or rudely,” an excerpt from the piece reads.

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    #4

    It’s Not Brain Surgery

    Screenshot of a social media debate highlighting Canadian healthcare in 51 times Canada roasted America posts.

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    #5

    "We Will Just Pull Our $200B In Financial Aid From Canada Which Would Collapse Your Economy"

    TikTok comments roasting America with facts about Canada and trade, showing Canada roasted America accurately.

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    #6

    Literacy Rates In America Are Still Dropping

    Screenshot of a humorous online exchange roasting America with Canadian data literacy humor.

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    Another trait mentioned in the article is the prioritization and respect for personal space. It noted how Canadians typically maintain an arm's-length distance between people and respect each other’s privacy. 

    Casual conversations between strangers are often light and less serious, primarily revolving around mundane topics like the weather. The article noted that people often avoid discussing sensitive issues, such as money and politics. 

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    #7

    Medical Bills

    Tweet comparing Canadian and American bankruptcy rates due to medical bills as a sharp Canada roast of America.

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    #8

    Life Expectancy Is The Best Product

    Tweet exchange about Canadian products followed by a life expectancy graph comparing Canada and the United States roasting America.

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    #9

    Well, They Can't Read. Murica

    Tweet comparing Canada's higher rankings on happiness, democracy, and peace indexes versus the USA, highlighting Canadian roast America.

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    Canada’s reputation as a polite nation also has its unsavory side. In July, University of Ottawa researcher Dr. Karine Coen-Sanchez published a paper that highlighted the “polite racism” that’s been plaguing the country’s workforce. 

    Dr. Coen-Sanchez particularly highlighted how employees who are people of color, such as second-generation Haitians and Jamaican Canadians, experience systemic barriers in hiring, promotion, and daily interactions with colleagues.

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    #10

    Poor Guy, He Got Destroyed

    Reddit thread showing a humorous debate roasting America as south Canada in Canada roasted America comments.

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    #11

    Brutal

    Woman explaining how to quickly know if someone is American or Canadian in a Canada roasted America video.

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    #12

    "The U.S. Will No Longer Provide Military Protection Unless Canada Becomes The 51st State"

    Screenshot of a tweet roasting America about needing Canada’s military in conflicts like Iraq and Afghanistan, showcasing Canada roast America.

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    Dr. Coen-Sanchez defines polite racism as a “distinctly Canadian form of racial exclusion.” She notes that it’s the kind of discrimination that “hides behind civility, bureaucratic neutrality, and institutional politeness.” 

    #13

    “If It Wasn’t America’s Hat, No One Would Care About Canada”

    Reddit comments roasting America with sarcastic jokes about Canada, highlighting weather and population differences.

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    #14

    "Canada Should Look At Joining The US. Better Purchasing Power, Better Healthcare"

    Social media comments roasting America comparing salaries, taxes, healthcare, and housing with Canada humorously.

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    #15

    Indeed

    Tweet from a Canadian humorously comparing watching an American election to a neighbor deciding to get an outdoor cat or bears in the yard.

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    “It is the art of saying no with a smile. It sounds like, ‘You’re not the right fit.’ It looks like praise without promotion. It’s the feedback that never mentions race — and yet race determines who gets in, who moves up, and who belongs,” she noted

    Dr. Coen-Sanchez also stated that while many institutions publicly pride themselves on promoting equity, they “privately center whiteness as the measure of professionalism.” In her words, diversity is a “symbolic” celebration, but being white is what “defines competence and belonging.” 

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    #16

    Trying To Deport Outside The Us

    Young woman wearing glasses sitting in a room with a caption about living in Canada, highlighting Canada roasted America humor.

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    #17

    Happy Thursday

    Tweet from Made In Canada humorously roasting America by calling American Thanksgiving "Thursday" as observed in Canada.

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    #18

    Facts Don't Care About You Feelings

    Comments on Canada roasting America about safety and crime rates in a social media thread discussing Canada vs America.

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    Ultimately, Dr. Coen-Sanchez calls for a genuine approach to equity, not one that is performative or a PR stunt. She urges “learning the language of racism” as it truly functions, focusing on both implicit bias and polite racism. 

    #19

    The USA Haven't Won A Single War In 70 Years

    Comment on social media roasting America’s military despite its large size, reflecting Canada roasted America content.

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    #20

    Of The Entire World

    Comment from Sarah Jane Bestway with a Canada flag emoji roasting America as the laughing stock of the entire world.

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    #21

    You Are Now Canada's 4th Territory

    Canadian hockey team celebrating a victory with fireworks under a large Canadian flag, showcasing Canada roasted America humor.

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    #22

    Exhausting

    Screenshot of a social media exchange roasting America by highlighting Canada's existence and superiority in a humorous way.

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    #23

    “Why Call It ‘Canada Day’ On USA’s Independence Day”

    Drone lights form a canoe on Canada Day, sparking environmental and independence day debate in Canada roasting America.

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    #24

    They Are Only Making It More Miserable

    Tweet exchange roasting America by Canada, highlighting trade war and Canada’s support in Afghanistan with strong criticism.

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    #25

    “I Never Knew (The Canada-Us Border) Existed“

    Twitter post with map showing Canadian and US border with a blue circle highlighting Alaska region in Canada roasted America context

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    #26

    Periodt

    Tweet by Conan O’Brien roasting America with a humorous comment about Toronto Raptors and healthcare in Canada.

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    #27

    About Canada Becoming 51st State

    Comment from Oh Hey Small Engine Guy saying they'd rather go to war than become part of USA, showcasing Canada roasted America humor.

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    #28

    Canada And Mexico Will Be States Soon, So He Can Go There If He Wants

    Screenshot of a social media comment thread discussing Canada and Mexico becoming US states, highlighting humor in Canada roasting America.

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    #29

    Canada vs. America

    Woman speaking into a microphone with text about Canada versus America, highlighting Canada roasting America humorously.

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    #30

    Interesting

    Tweet showing a humorous comment roasting America by praising Canadian talent, related to Canada roasted America.

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    #31

    “Canadians Are Making Up Words”

    Person reacting to comments about different words in Canada vs America, highlighting Canada roasted America accurately online.

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    #32

    You’re Goliath But We Are David

    Tweet exchange showing Canada roasting America with resource pride and witty David vs Goliath comparison for Canada America roast humor.

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    #33

    That's Exactly It

    Tweet showing Canada roasted America with the Canadian dream defined as making money in the US and buying a home in Vancouver.

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    #34

    This One Actually Made Me Literally Laugh Out Loud

    Tweet roasting American pronunciation quirks, highlighting Canada roasted America humor in viral social media post.

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    #35

    The State Of Canada

    Screenshot of a tweet roasting America by calling Canada the State of Canada in wildfire relief discussion.

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    #36

    On Celebration

    Screenshot of social media comments highlighting Canada roasting America about Independence Day and Canada Day celebrations.

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    #37

    Canada Just Folded

    Tweet roasting America about misconceptions on maple syrup, highlighting sharp Canada roasts on America’s education system.

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    #38

    At Least You Can Count On Us To Be Consistent

    Tweet from JD Bunkis humorously roasting America about hockey tradition of losing to Canada and making excuses.

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    #39

    So True Do They Want Mid Western, Calli, New Yorker, Southern, Im Sure Theres Others Im Missing

    Tweet from a Canadian voice actor humorously discussing the confusion around American accents in North America.

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    #40

    Canada Jokes

    Tweet from Average Dad humorously addressing Canada roasting America with polite frustration about repeated jokes.

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    #41

    Canadians

    Tweet screenshot showing a Canadian humorously roasting America about jealousy over Trader Joe’s in a viral social media post.

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    #42

    As A Native Californian, I Can Happily Say I Haven’t Any Experience With Snow

    Tweet showing a Canadian roasting America about snow, highlighting Canadian experience with winter weather.

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    #43

    This Is So True

    Comment from Canadian user joking about US response to thank you, illustrating Canada roasted America accurately and humorously online.

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    #44

    Manners

    Young woman reacting to differences between Canada and America in a humorous video about Canada roasted America.

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    #45

    I’m Actually Shocked At How Many Have Never Been Here

    Caesar cocktail with celery at a baseball stadium, capturing a humorous Canada roasted America moment.

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    #46

    “I’m From MA, We Have A Better Education System Than Canada”

    Reddit conversation roasting America’s history and education, showcasing Canada roasting America accurately and humorously.

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    #47

    True Hurts

    Young man speaking in front of a map, with comments roasting America, highlighting Canada roasted America moments.

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    #48

    “United States Is Sitting Right Here... That's It”

    Cartoon man holding Canadian flag on North America map with text about no invasion since 1812, highlighting Canada roasted America.

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    #49

    Why?

    Comment about not taking shoes off indoors, illustrating Canada roasted America so accurately in a humorous social media post.

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    #50

    And They Hate It

    Tweet by Friday Ricky Dred highlighting the biggest rapper in America being from Toronto, Canada roasting America.

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    #51

    Canadian Roasting Supr

    Tweet exchange showing Canada roasting America with a man in a maple leaf hat reflecting on retirement after tough grouping moments.

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