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As long as people throw around some questionable bits of wisdom like it's no big deal, we have the unofficial karma police, aka ‘murderers by words.’ Except murder by words has nothing to with violence, weapons, or blood, which makes the act inherently peaceful, yet brutally powerful.

It’s because the fight is fueled by words, but not by any words. I mean witty, well-argued, and solid arguments that pierce straight through misinformation, fake news, and any other online BS that's so prominent these days. The targets can be anyone from Covid deniers to anti-vaxers to flat earthers and extreme right Trump supporters who support the Capitol riots or similar bursts of terror. And when the words come back, they do so with double the initial power.

Thanks to the prominent corner of Reddit known as the subreddit “Murdered By Words,” the karma evening selection of putdowns, clapbacks, and counter-arguments are in to show that everything you utter in this world can come back to you. Psst! Part 1 of the post with people who got brutally shut down is available here.

#1

You Dense Mother ---!

You Dense Mother ---!

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    #2

    Due For Some Good Luck Eventually

    Due For Some Good Luck Eventually

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    #3

    Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

    Beautifully Pointing Out How Jack Doesn’t Know Why A Vaccine Is

    drmanejwala Report

    Previously, comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that when it comes to witty comebacks, they can be both planned and totally spontaneous.

    "I've definitely come up with comebacks that are spontaneous. For instance, I told my daughter that if she didn't behave, I'd give her inheritance to a donkey sanctuary. She said, 'You wouldn't,' and I came back, 'You bet your ass!' But though I hadn't used that comeback before, I clearly had knowledge of the pun and might have used something similar in the past."

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    But not every comeback is equally powerful. The ones that make us thank the lord it’s not us who received them have to be well-timed, super-fast, exceptionally witty, and totally understandable to everyone. If it’s super complicated or said at the wrong time, or worst, in the wrong place, you can get scolded with an agonizing moment of silence.

    #4

    Dammit George!

    Dammit George!

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    #5

    Sarah Has Been Reported Dead

    Sarah Has Been Reported Dead

    boring_bisexual_bee Report

    #6

    Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too

    Apparently She Was A Raging Dumbass Five Years Ago, Too

    beerbellybegone Report

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    #7

    This Belongs Here

    This Belongs Here

    03ritikpatni , deathdahlia Report

    #8

    Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult

    Room Temperature Iq Is My New Favourite Insult

    mutuma_mbui Report

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    #9

    Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any

    Maybe She's Just Not Getting Any

    beerbellybegone Report

    #10

    I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07

    I Proudly Served In The Gay Wars Of '07

    beerbellybegone , PortendsRain Report

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    #11

    All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?

    All Of A Sudden “Law & Order” Doesn’t Apply?

    StygianSis Report

    #12

    Pray Away The Gay

    Pray Away The Gay

    Kik1313 Report

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    #13

    Such Delicate Snowflakes

    Such Delicate Snowflakes

    beerbellybegone , scalzi Report

    #14

    Cow Goes Moo

    Cow Goes Moo

    beerbellybegone , twitter.com Report

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    #15

    I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine

    I Think You Will Survive The Vaccine

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    #16

    And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics

    And Now, For Something Not Involving Politics

    beerbellybegone Report

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    #17

    Grandmothers Are Overrated

    Grandmothers Are Overrated

    beerbellybegone , www.facebook.com Report

    #18

    I Love It

    I Love It

    unicornspiracy420 , evanwilliamsmus Report

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    #19

    'murica, Heck Yeah!

    'murica, Heck Yeah!

    beerbellybegone , wolicyponk Report

    #20

    Hits It Right On The Nose

    Hits It Right On The Nose

    beerbellybegone , jumblejim Report

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    #21

    The Nerve Of The Man!

    The Nerve Of The Man!

    theCanadaParty Report

    #22

    Who Need Vaccine

    Who Need Vaccine

    fly_42484248 Report

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    #23

    The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me

    The Part About Pilot's Salary Surprised Me

    beerbellybegone Report

    #24

    Do Some Research Before Spouting Nonsense

    Do Some Research Before Spouting Nonsense

    beerbellybegone Report

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    #25

    Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have

    Murdered By The Movement They Were So Eager To Have

    glamdamnit Report

    #26

    It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable

    It's Simple Logic, And Therefore Completely Unfathomable

    beerbellybegone , drmistercody Report

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    #27

    Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store

    Found In The Window Of My Very Small, Very Red, Upstate NY Town Hardware Store

    unnamedhuman Report

    #28

    He Is Right!

    He Is Right!

    AlinKIWI Report

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    #29

    I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless

    I Wonder If Op Ever Saw That, But Nevertheless

    ShabbyVelociraptor Report

    #30

    Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry

    Millennials Are Killing The... Baby Industry

    beerbellybegone , PlAClD_ Report

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    #31

    Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!

    Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!

    Iangator Report

    #32

    They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour

    They're Complaining About The Wrong Type Of Female Armour

    McFlash64 Report

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    #33

    Mbw And Accurate ! 1 - 0

    Mbw And Accurate ! 1 - 0

    SumzIbrahiim , twitter.com Report

    #34

    How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit

    How The Turns Have Tabled. Trumper (Red) Gets "Triggered" And Blindly Defends Ashli Babbit

    Eatmorrchiken Report

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    #35

    1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!

    1) Open Mouth 2) Insert Foot 3) ??? 4) Profit!

    beerbellybegone Report

    #36

    Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About

    Red Is An Investor Who Keeps A Doctor On Staff, So You Know He Knows What He's Talking About

    beerbellybegone , twitter.com Report

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    #37

    Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back

    Oh Boy, Alanah Pearce Didn't Hold Back

    lucynyu13 Report

    #38

    Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella

    Ben Franklin Was A Smart Fella

    beerbellybegone Report

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    #39

    I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken

    I'm Betting Corgis Taste Like Chicken

    teaboot Report

    #40

    Just Wow

    Just Wow

    freshavacadomen Report

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    #41

    It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People

    It's My God-Given Right To Spit On Other People

    beerbellybegone Report

    #42

    Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments

    Chinese Government Celebrates Their Human Rights Accomplishments

    dispropoganda Report

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    #43

    Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?

    Wth Are Light Language And Sacred Geometry?

    beerbellybegone Report

    #44

    How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?

    How Much Could A Private Island Cost, $10?

    kelechnekoff , twitter.com Report

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    #45

    Lions Don’t Wear Masks

    Lions Don’t Wear Masks

    drjanaway Report

    #46

    Conspiracy Theorist Shutdown

    Conspiracy Theorist Shutdown

    JochWills Report

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    #47

    He's Not Wrong You Know

    He's Not Wrong You Know

    birat_bade Report

    #48

    Then Why Get A Dog?

    Then Why Get A Dog?

    beerbellybegone Report

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    #49

    I Do Like My Gummy Bears Doe

    I Do Like My Gummy Bears Doe

    Nex_Xus Report

    #50

    Well, Yes, But Not Really, No

    Well, Yes, But Not Really, No

    culta_klash Report

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    #51

    Finding Good Burns On Twitter Is The Only Reason I'm There

    Finding Good Burns On Twitter Is The Only Reason I'm There

    conspicuousnipples Report

    #52

    An Extra Large Serving Of Reality

    An Extra Large Serving Of Reality

    mattoconnor69 Report

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    #53

    When Military Is More Important Than Health Care

    When Military Is More Important Than Health Care

    willnoon , twitter.com Report

    #54

    Under A Post About A Woman Finding Her Cat Alive 16 Days After A Tornado

    Under A Post About A Woman Finding Her Cat Alive 16 Days After A Tornado

    aFr**kingKernelPanic Report

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    #55

    I Am The Lord, Thy God

    I Am The Lord, Thy God

    beerbellybegone Report

    #56

    You Are A Lesser Human Being And Deserve To Suffer

    You Are A Lesser Human Being And Deserve To Suffer

    beerbellybegone Report

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    #57

    I Posted It On Facepalm And People Said It Should Be Here Too

    I Posted It On Facepalm And People Said It Should Be Here Too

    _GGfighter_ Report

    #58

    A Guy Working In A Garage Makes Fun Of A Hardworking Nurse

    A Guy Working In A Garage Makes Fun Of A Hardworking Nurse

    dark_commander Report

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    #59

    Seriously, Just Stop

    Seriously, Just Stop

    beerbellybegone Report

    #60

    Dad, Daddy, Daddy-O

    Dad, Daddy, Daddy-O

    ReadWriteArithmetic Report

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    #61

    Reverse Card

    Reverse Card

    FijiAokiji Report

    #62

    If You Want To Tell Someone What They Can Draw, Pay Them First

    If You Want To Tell Someone What They Can Draw, Pay Them First

    P4rsona_Official Report

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    #63

    Why Can't People Just Enjoy The Holidays?

    Why Can't People Just Enjoy The Holidays?

    beerbellybegone Report

    #64

    Yes, Sit Down, Please

    Yes, Sit Down, Please

    beerbellybegone Report

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    #65

    It's A Valid Question, Dave

    It's A Valid Question, Dave

    beerbellybegone Report

    #66

    One Day They'll Understand That Support For The State And Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies

    One Day They'll Understand That Support For The State And Revolutionary Politics Are Not Congruent Ideologies

    Derangedteddy Report

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    #67

    Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!

    Yeah, But, Not When We Do It!

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    #68

    I Live In Us, Explains A Lot Though

    I Live In Us, Explains A Lot Though

    Tourist_73 Report

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    #69

    Bhutan's Forest Should Not Be Just Standing There

    Bhutan's Forest Should Not Be Just Standing There

    Kyoeser Report

    #70

    Vice And Some Guy In The Comments Both Get Their Nonsense Called Out By A Psychologist

    Vice And Some Guy In The Comments Both Get Their Nonsense Called Out By A Psychologist

    Iwasforger03 Report

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    #71

    Hit Him With The Aluminum Foil!

    Hit Him With The Aluminum Foil!

    FattyPatty42 Report

    #72

    Murdered By Math

    Murdered By Math

    shaunthesailor Report

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    #73

    Imagine Wanting To Bring Race Into A Children’s Game

    Imagine Wanting To Bring Race Into A Children’s Game

    M3mEMaChiN3 Report

    #74

    On A R/Niceguys Post

    On A R/Niceguys Post

    xenolightt Report

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    #75

    West Virginia University Addressing Real Campus Issues

    West Virginia University Addressing Real Campus Issues

    MountainsMan55 Report

    #76

    What A Spoon

    What A Spoon

    Cattegun Report

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    #77

    Cringe Old Guy Comments On Teen Girls Instagram

    Cringe Old Guy Comments On Teen Girls Instagram

    boredchaotic Report

    #78

    Batman's Parents Have Been Killed More Than Those Murdered On This Sub

    Batman's Parents Have Been Killed More Than Those Murdered On This Sub

    THEROASTINGPYRO Report

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    #79

    Chipping In To Say Stupid Things

    Chipping In To Say Stupid Things

    XvortexEXE Report

    #80

    Do I Need To Obscure The Names/Accounts Of Public Figures?

    Do I Need To Obscure The Names/Accounts Of Public Figures?

    Alclis Report

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    #81

    See, His Mistake Was In Trying To Reason With Her

    See, His Mistake Was In Trying To Reason With Her

    beerbellybegone Report

    #82

    Found The Murder Weapon

    Found The Murder Weapon

    beerbellybegone Report

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    #83

    "Oh No, I've Upset Stadia User #9"

    "Oh No, I've Upset Stadia User #9"

    Honza17CZE Report

    #84

    He Took Out 5 People With 1 Word

    He Took Out 5 People With 1 Word

    TonyStark122 Report

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    #85

    Ukraine Spitting Straight Fire

    Ukraine Spitting Straight Fire

    beerbellybegone Report

    #86

    Grandma With The Savage Comeback!

    Grandma With The Savage Comeback!

    decentbirthday , twitter.com Report

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    #87

    Bathing Is Important

    Bathing Is Important

    beerbellybegone Report

    #88

    Nice Stops When Your Actions Hurt Other People

    Nice Stops When Your Actions Hurt Other People

    beerbellybegone Report

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