Insults and swearwords are an inseparable part of life. As much as we like to think of ourselves as kind and civilized folks, there are moments when a person’s best way forward is to go fully savage, verbally. However, simple insults won’t do. They have to be clever. Subtle. Goofy. With a twist. That way, they’ll sting far more than calling someone a [insert favorite juicy curses here]. If you're going to slander someone, do it with style.

That’s where the r/OddlyAccurateInsults and r/rareinsults subreddits come in. Both online groups are focused on featuring stunningly good insults, some of which happen to be surprisingly specific. So much so that you might be left completely speechless after hearing them, whether from shock or laughing way too hard. Scroll down to check out some of the best insults. Don’t forget to take notes! Meanwhile, read on for Bored Panda’s interview with one of the moderators running r/OddlyAccurateInsults.

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Ouch That Must've Hurr

Ouch That Must've Hurr

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    The Best One From This Thread

    The Best One From This Thread

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    Return To Sender

    Return To Sender

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    One of the moderators running r/OddlyAccurateInsults, William, was kind enough to answer Bored Panda’s questions about the subreddit. He also shared his take on the secret to a good insult, and what to do if someone’s roasting you.

    The redditor said that he’s not the actual creator of the subreddit, however, he was one of the first mods who started managing the community.

    “I believe there is a niche for those insults that just hit and are a little too accurate for comfort,” he told us about the inspiration behind r/OddlyAccurateInsults.

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    Time For A Career Change

    Time For A Career Change

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    You Are The Reason They Stay Home

    You Are The Reason They Stay Home

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    10/10 For The Burn

    10/10 For The Burn

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    “Having that niche for a subreddit seemed like a great idea to me and the creator which caused the spark of our little community.”

    We were curious to get the mod’s opinion on what the key to a powerful insult is. Being specific is important, according to him, but mixing things up is also a valid approach. “I believe the secret to a good insult is using something relevant to the situation,” he shared with Bored Panda.

    “However, you can do the complete opposite and sometimes it works out. It really feels like a hit or miss which makes it all the more entertaining to see unfold.”

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    Uni Life

    Uni Life

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    They Aren't Wrong

    They Aren't Wrong

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    Shoot Like A Girl

    Shoot Like A Girl

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    Meanwhile, we know for a fact that we’d feel pretty lost if we were hit with an oddly accurate insult. Bored Panda asked the moderator on how best to react to a stinging insult. Laughter is a wonderful way to neutralize any negative feelings you might have.

    “When it comes to reacting, I just laugh. I’m not a very serious guy and I try to find the humor in everything I can,” William shared. “So if somebody insults me bad, I’ll just tell ‘em it was a nice burn and move on with my life. No need getting caught up in a stranger making fun of me.”

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    Pretty Good One

    Pretty Good One

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    On A Facebook Post About Lil Pump And Eminem

    On A Facebook Post About Lil Pump And Eminem

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    Holding Up The Past

    Holding Up The Past

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    The r/OddlyAccurateInsults subreddit was created back in October 2019. At the time of writing, the group had just over 2.2k members. And even though the screenshots and pics they post are great, the group itself isn’t as active as it once was. However, the founders point out that the sub itself is an ‘offbrand’ version of r/rareinsults, a massively popular community that is hard to ignore on Reddit.

    Over the course of the last 5+ years, r/rareinsults has grown to over 2.3 million members who love sharing unique insults and ‘spicing up their vocabulary.’ 

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    Everything Is Accurate Here Lol

    Everything Is Accurate Here Lol

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    Zoinks

    Zoinks

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    Grandma Is This True?

    Grandma Is This True?

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    Previously, Bored Panda spoke to one of the moderators running r/rareinsults, u/Blank-Cheque, and they told us about the group’s history and why it is that human beings curse and swear so much.

    “The community was originally founded by Gorangeninja, after he saw someone suggest it be made on another subreddit. The subreddit only grew to a few thousand users in the span of about 8 months. Our current top mod, Remydesp, was an active user in the subreddit in its first few months, and a lack of moderation plagued the subreddit, so he reached out to the mods offering to help out in the task of moderation,” they said.

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    Make Up Tutorial Coming Soon

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    Now That’s A Lot Of Damage

    Now That’s A Lot Of Damage

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    Damn This Is Hard

    Damn This Is Hard

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    “Over the course of the next year, Gorangeninja stepped down as top mod, and Remydesp and our former owner Tycoinator added many other mods to help out. The biggest challenge in getting a large following was maintaining the quality of the content on the subreddit. In the next 3 months, the subreddit grew almost 200k users, and the influx of new users brought along a lot of low-quality posts. The support from the amazing moderation team has allowed the subreddit to thrive and still maintain the original quality. After Pewdiepie made a video on our subreddit, we grew almost 25k users in one day. If the subreddit did not have such hardworking and committed moderators, we would not have seen the success we have today,” u/Blank-Cheque spoke to us about r/rareinsults back in 2019.

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    She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces

    She Has Officially Disintegrated Into Pieces

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    I Can Hear The Sound

    I Can Hear The Sound

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    Gas Station Level Basic!

    Gas Station Level Basic!

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    According to u/Blank-Cheque, science, not philosophy helps explain why people curse and swear. “Cursing has been observed by scientists to alleviate pain, and insult-like gestures have been observed by researchers even in chimpanzees,” they told Bored Panda.

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    The First Rare Insult

    The First Rare Insult

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    Incredible Eye For Detail Right Here

    Incredible Eye For Detail Right Here

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    Twins! Or Is It Triplets?

    Twins! Or Is It Triplets?

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    “Professor Frans de Waal said that angry chimpanzees ‘will grunt or spit or make an abrupt, upsweeping gesture that, if a human were to do it, you'd recognize it as aggressive’ in order to avoid conflict, rather than to escalate it. He continues that a ‘chimpanzee who is really gearing up for a fight doesn't waste time with gestures, but just goes ahead and attacks.’ [Insults] are a part of life, and a world without them would be extremely different to ours to a degree which cannot be simply explained,” the r/rareinsults mod said, adding that in real-life they try to avoid hurling insults at anyone because it’s rude.

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    Olsen Twins Prophecy

    Olsen Twins Prophecy

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    Resting Bitch Face

    Resting Bitch Face

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    Looks Like Some One Is Gonna Win A Tesla

    Looks Like Some One Is Gonna Win A Tesla

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    Recently, British comedy writer Ariane Sherine told Bored Panda that the key to creative and stylish insults is subtlety. It’s essential to find the right balance between humor and meanness. One way that you can do so is to "appear to be sweet then switch to barbed humor."

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    I'd Go To That Rehab

    I'd Go To That Rehab

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    Mariah The Savage

    Mariah The Savage

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    That Face Of Regret

    That Face Of Regret

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    On the flip side, if you wanted to give someone a compliment instead of insulting them, try to be as specific as possible. "Instead of just saying 'I like your dress,' which anyone can do, go into detail and talk about the pattern or the fabric. Similarly, if you're complimenting someone's character, instead of saying 'you're so kind,' give an example of why or when they were kind. Backing it up with examples and evidence shows that it isn't just a hollow compliment," the comedy expert said.

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    The Ring Gauntlet

    The Ring Gauntlet

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    Oof

    Oof

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    Thats Not A Dog

    Thats Not A Dog

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    Sorry If It's Been Posted B4

    Sorry If It's Been Posted B4

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    Damn He Got Roasted

    Damn He Got Roasted

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    You Get What You Fu*king Deserve

    You Get What You Fu*king Deserve

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    They Aren’t Wrong

    They Aren’t Wrong

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    Jjj About To Star In A Bad Movie With Good Music

    Jjj About To Star In A Bad Movie With Good Music

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    Connor, The Human Equivalent Of A Honda Accord

    Connor, The Human Equivalent Of A Honda Accord

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    Default Skin

    Default Skin

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    Long Holster

    Long Holster

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    Not Really An Insult But Unique

    Not Really An Insult But Unique

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    Karen's Gone Bad

    Karen's Gone Bad

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    Stolen From R/Rareinsults U/Kajararay

    Stolen From R/Rareinsults U/Kajararay

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    Moster House Scared Me When I Was Younger

    Moster House Scared Me When I Was Younger

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    Those Rascals Are At It Again

    Those Rascals Are At It Again

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    France Is Garbage

    France Is Garbage

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    Uncalled For. Unprovoked

    Uncalled For. Unprovoked

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    To Infinity And Beyond

    To Infinity And Beyond

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    Lmao

    Lmao

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    She Didn’t Say Nothin... She Just Had That Look

    She Didn’t Say Nothin... She Just Had That Look

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    Artful Photographs Of The Nude Form

    Artful Photographs Of The Nude Form

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    Old Man Logan

    Old Man Logan

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    He Isn’t A Healthy Looking Chap

    He Isn’t A Healthy Looking Chap

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    This Is So Beautiful. So Creative

    This Is So Beautiful. So Creative

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    Twitch Streamer Said The N Word And Used The Defence That She’s “Part Black” So It’s Okay

    Twitch Streamer Said The N Word And Used The Defence That She’s “Part Black” So It’s Okay

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    Bruh

    Bruh

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    Not A Fan Of British Cuisine

    Not A Fan Of British Cuisine

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    Egg

    Egg

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    Shut Up You Bioengineered Piece Of Shit

    Shut Up You Bioengineered Piece Of Shit

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    The Meme Guy Got It Right

    The Meme Guy Got It Right

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    Quite The Fall From Olympus

    Quite The Fall From Olympus

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    Lol Love Brittany Broski

    Lol Love Brittany Broski

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    Flight Attendant Has Had Enough

    Flight Attendant Has Had Enough

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    Oldschool Runescape More Views Than Porn

    Oldschool Runescape More Views Than Porn

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    Two Percent Milk

    Two Percent Milk

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    I Mean It’s Not Really An Insult But It’s Accurate

    I Mean It’s Not Really An Insult But It’s Accurate

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    Found On R/Roastme

    Found On R/Roastme

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    I Can Already Get The Scent Of It

    I Can Already Get The Scent Of It

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    Think It Belongs Here

    Think It Belongs Here

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    Found On R/Rareinsults

    Found On R/Rareinsults

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    She Really Does

    She Really Does

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    Got This One From A Gus Johnson Video, Lol

    Got This One From A Gus Johnson Video, Lol

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    She's An Emoji Model

    She's An Emoji Model

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    Found This Myself

    Found This Myself

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