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Facebook groups are a lot like bars: every one has its own vibe, its own regulars, and its own unspoken rules. Some feel cozy and welcoming, others… a little chaotic. Here, the clientele also shapes the experience—along with the things they say out loud without a second thought. Spend enough time scrolling the platform, and you’ll see everything. So, as a gentle reminder to be mindful of where you hang out online, we’ve created this list of amusing but also slightly concerning things people shared in Facebook groups.

#1

I’m In A Weird Second-Hand Finds Group On Facebook, And This Woman Has The Actual Falkor From Never Ending Story In Her Garage

I’m In A Weird Second-Hand Finds Group On Facebook, And This Woman Has The Actual Falkor From Never Ending Story In Her Garage

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    #2

    Small Town Facebook Groups Are My Favorite

    Small Town Facebook Groups Are My Favorite

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    #3

    Local Facebook Gardening Group. Found This Hilarious Post In My Local Gardening Page. Figured It Was Too Funny To Keep To Myself

    Local Facebook Gardening Group. Found This Hilarious Post In My Local Gardening Page. Figured It Was Too Funny To Keep To Myself

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    #4

    Post From My Neighborhood Facebook Group. I Am Never Leaving This State. God Bless Texas

    Post From My Neighborhood Facebook Group. I Am Never Leaving This State. God Bless Texas

    SaraForTexLege Report

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    #5

    Facebook Gem

    Facebook Gem

    AltF0 Report

    Gingersnap In Iowa
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are you protecting the dog from identification? 🤔 Does the dog have warrants? Or did the dog get the couch stuck in the first place?

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    #6

    Baby Deer

    Baby Deer

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    #7

    Shared This On My Local Town Facebook Page. You All Should Enjoy It Too

    Shared This On My Local Town Facebook Page. You All Should Enjoy It Too

    MTFBWY117 Report

    #8

    Recent Car Theft In The Area Has The Local Facebook Group On High Alert

    Recent Car Theft In The Area Has The Local Facebook Group On High Alert

    MixedWithFruit Report

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    #9

    Posted In A Crochet Facebook Group Talking About "Cool Grandmas" And Their Awesome Crochet. Comments All Positive, But No One Realizes It's AI?

    Posted In A Crochet Facebook Group Talking About "Cool Grandmas" And Their Awesome Crochet. Comments All Positive, But No One Realizes It's AI?

    The hands are weird, the faces are giving me horror movie vibes, and the dresses just seem impossible.

    RainbowAaria Report

    MaryHadaLittleLamb
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you zoom in, you can see that the dress in the front center is floating. Nobody is holding it!

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    #10

    From The Facebook Group

    From The Facebook Group

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    #11

    I Think Entomologists Are The Happiest Academics In Any Field

    I Think Entomologists Are The Happiest Academics In Any Field

    PandaMoniumMan Report

    #12

    Someone In My Facebook Group Had A Gofer Move In Their Yard, So They Made Him At Home

    Someone In My Facebook Group Had A Gofer Move In Their Yard, So They Made Him At Home

    judgmental_platypus Report

    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    30 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gopher. A gofer is usually a person who goes for this, goes for that....

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    #13

    When Someone Had To Advertise Their Phone Without Uploading A Picture Of It

    When Someone Had To Advertise Their Phone Without Uploading A Picture Of It

    deanfluence Report

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    #14

    Saw This On Facebook. That's Amazing

    Saw This On Facebook. That's Amazing

    Fuwet Report

    BC_Animus
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is how cannibalism starts...

    #15

    A Funny Event That Happened Earlier This Week In Our Local Facebook Community Group

    A Funny Event That Happened Earlier This Week In Our Local Facebook Community Group

    mif_420 Report

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    51 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loki up to his usual mischief :)

    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Follow on Google News

    #16

    I Actually Am Thankful My Mate Told Me To Get In This Facebook Group For A Laugh

    I Actually Am Thankful My Mate Told Me To Get In This Facebook Group For A Laugh

    OliviaSiciliano Report

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    #17

    This Is From My Local Gardening Group. She Meant Clematis

    This Is From My Local Gardening Group. She Meant Clematis

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    #18

    A Person In My Local Facebook Group Wants Someone To Pay Them A Thousand Dollars To Remove Their Old Deck

    A Person In My Local Facebook Group Wants Someone To Pay Them A Thousand Dollars To Remove Their Old Deck

    Pretty sure you're supposed to pay people for the services you want, not vice versa.

    PhilyJFry Report

    #19

    A Guy From My Local Gardening Group Grew This Eggplant And Took Some Hilarious Pictures Of It

    A Guy From My Local Gardening Group Grew This Eggplant And Took Some Hilarious Pictures Of It

    nancyxxu , facebook.com Report

    #20

    Posted On A Facebook Wedding Planning Group I Am In

    Posted On A Facebook Wedding Planning Group I Am In

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    #21

    This Is My Favorite Facebook Group

    This Is My Favorite Facebook Group

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    #23

    Stolen From A Facebook Group

    Stolen From A Facebook Group

    danidee262019 Report

    Robert van Deventer
    Community Member
    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This name is grammatically so wrong on so many levels. And of course so very American.

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    #24

    Not All Heroes Wear Capes

    Not All Heroes Wear Capes

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    #25

    Posted On A Neighborhood Facebook Group

    Posted On A Neighborhood Facebook Group

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the city SHOULD clean that up. And send the bill to the poster.

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    #26

    I Fear And Can Only Conclude That The Context Of This Post Is A Heartbreaking One

    I Fear And Can Only Conclude That The Context Of This Post Is A Heartbreaking One

    Magg0tBra1n Report

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    57 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't the pope say doggos can go to heaven?

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    #27

    These Two Posts Were Posted In A Community Group I'm In. Absolute Gold

    These Two Posts Were Posted In A Community Group I'm In. Absolute Gold

    ReadingHotTakes10 Report

    FreeTheUnicorn
    Community Member
    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can a little one leave a tablet on top of a car? It's not even a good lie

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    #28

    Seen On My Local Neighborhood Facebook Page

    Seen On My Local Neighborhood Facebook Page

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    #29

    I Found This On A Facebook Group Page. I Found It Funny And Had To Share

    I Found This On A Facebook Group Page. I Found It Funny And Had To Share

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    #30

    Got To Love Local Facebook Groups. What's The Pettiest Thing You've Seen On Yours?

    Got To Love Local Facebook Groups. What's The Pettiest Thing You've Seen On Yours?

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Decoration shaming, as foretold in the New Testament.

    #31

    This Elderly Woman Posted This In My Local Buy Nothing Group

    This Elderly Woman Posted This In My Local Buy Nothing Group

    She’s never posted anything there before, so she hasn't interacted with the group. This is a photo of her husband wearing a wedding dress. The whole thing has nothing to do with Buy Nothing. I have no clue why she posted it there.

    Snoo97809 Report

    #32

    Found This For Sale Listing In One Of My Local Community Groups

    Found This For Sale Listing In One Of My Local Community Groups

    Quirky_Philosophy317 Report

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    53 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they not believe in dusting? Is that a thing?

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    #33

    Someone Posted This On My Town's Local Facebook Group

    Someone Posted This On My Town's Local Facebook Group

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    #34

    What Is This?

    What Is This?

    Just came across a wild listing in my city's Facebook group. I’m half convinced it’s satire, given all the horrible listings that have been going around.

    Vivid_Meringue1310 Report

    #35

    Posted In My Town's Facebook Group. He's Only A Little Desperate

    Posted In My Town's Facebook Group. He's Only A Little Desperate

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    #36

    The Sims Facebook Group Is A Whole Different Gamer Breed

    The Sims Facebook Group Is A Whole Different Gamer Breed

    SpaceSharksDoDoDoDo Report

    LillieMean
    Community Member
    8 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The career of a scientist is so demanding that I solved my scientist sim's problems by giving her an alien sim as a boyfriend. Their marriage is purely for convenience and the alien boyfriend had two children as a result of the pollination unit abductions. The scientist is doing science while the alien husband is a stay-at-home dad. The children are already in university and the scientist sim's younger clone lives in the same neighborhood because she wanted to continue spreading her polygon genes. Sims players are truly a category of their own among gamers.

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    #37

    One Of My Many Hobbies Is Trolling The Karen's And Other Folk In My Neighborhood Facebook Group

    One Of My Many Hobbies Is Trolling The Karen's And Other Folk In My Neighborhood Facebook Group

    FOOL_NELSON Report

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    #38

    The G59 Facebook Group Is An Interesting Place

    The G59 Facebook Group Is An Interesting Place

    ObsidianSoul23 Report

    #39

    Someone In My Neighborhood Picked Up A Coyote, Thinking That It Was A Stray Dog

    Someone In My Neighborhood Picked Up A Coyote, Thinking That It Was A Stray Dog

    reddit.com , jsillybug Report

    #40

    Post In The Neighborhood Facebook Group, But Most Of The Comments Were Explaining/In Support Of Not Having Plain Ol' Grass

    Post In The Neighborhood Facebook Group, But Most Of The Comments Were Explaining/In Support Of Not Having Plain Ol' Grass

    meganisawesome42 Report

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    #41

    Local Chap Has Problems With His Back Passage In My Village Facebook Group

    Local Chap Has Problems With His Back Passage In My Village Facebook Group

    Sarcastic_kitty Report

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    #42

    The Local Facebook Group Is Going Wild Tonight

    The Local Facebook Group Is Going Wild Tonight

    chicagopalms89 Report

    #43

    Found On My Local Facebook Group, And I’m Cracking Up

    Found On My Local Facebook Group, And I’m Cracking Up

    Tzemmy Report

    #44

    Twice In One Day In My City's Facebook Group, Which Needs Help From An Undercover Boss

    Twice In One Day In My City's Facebook Group, Which Needs Help From An Undercover Boss

    PrestonRoad90 Report

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    #45

    Found In A Local Facebook Group

    Found In A Local Facebook Group

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    #46

    Vans

    Vans

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    Norfolk and good
    Community Member
    55 minutes ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why stop there? You could have a company called Electonics sell curries. A company called Pharmacy which sells boots. Or a company called Pasties which sells people called Gregg.

    #47

    Found This Post On A Local Facebook Entrepreneur Group. Serious Or Not, I Thought It Was Funny

    Found This Post On A Local Facebook Entrepreneur Group. Serious Or Not, I Thought It Was Funny

    Simsapoliton Report

    #48

    I Can’t Even Escape The Fate Of The Leafs On My Favourite Facebook Group

    I Can’t Even Escape The Fate Of The Leafs On My Favourite Facebook Group

    leafslftv Report

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    #49

    Posted On The Facebook Group Pickleball For Beginners, That’s Heating Up, But Not Getting Real Help

    Posted On The Facebook Group Pickleball For Beginners, That’s Heating Up, But Not Getting Real Help

    This is a Simpson episode.

    festive2018 Report

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    #50

    This Story From A Local Community Facebook Page Is Amazing

    This Story From A Local Community Facebook Page Is Amazing

    FiredUpCoug Report

    #51

    I Stay In My Rural Hometown Facebook Group For The Drama

    I Stay In My Rural Hometown Facebook Group For The Drama

    aangziety Report

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    57 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A local couple started a FB page about our150 yr old small town. 'Remember when' (50's,60's,70's)and stuff like that. They stopped after it was inundated with people wanting free stuff and trashing others. Sad really.

    #52

    Oh, Please, Will Someone Buy My Garbage

    Oh, Please, Will Someone Buy My Garbage

    GlendorTheWizard Report

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    #53

    Found This Masterpiece In A Flight Sim Group, And I Haven’t Stopped Laughing

    Found This Masterpiece In A Flight Sim Group, And I Haven’t Stopped Laughing

    ThrottleToMaxSpeed Report

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    #54

    It's Like That Jonah Hill And Ice Cube Movie

    It's Like That Jonah Hill And Ice Cube Movie

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    #55

    Local Free Stuff Group

    Local Free Stuff Group

    Just saw this today. Apparently, he frequently posts in the group asking for non-essential things and gets mad when people don't want to give it to him. He also keeps trying to excuse his behavior by saying he's disabled, which I'm not sure if that's true or not.

    In the comments, he says: "Well, he does need food too", while in another post, he said that if somebody buys what he wants, he'll share his food with them.

    everythinganime14 Report

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    51 minutes ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a heart, but..my daughter told me the guy who sits at the Walmart on NC24/83 left one day after getting into a nice 4dr pickup following a hard day of panhandling.

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    #56

    God Bless Local Facebook Groups

    God Bless Local Facebook Groups

    Tomtalitarian Report

    #57

    Saw This For Sale In My Area. I Hope It's A Joke. But, I've Seen Similar Posts On Our Local Facebook Groups, So Hard To Say

    Saw This For Sale In My Area. I Hope It's A Joke. But, I've Seen Similar Posts On Our Local Facebook Groups, So Hard To Say

    TourDeChonk Report

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    #58

    I Feel Like Being In A Flat-Earth Group Is Just Cheating

    I Feel Like Being In A Flat-Earth Group Is Just Cheating

    Ematai Report

    #59

    A Funny Find I Found On This Fun Facebook Group

    A Funny Find I Found On This Fun Facebook Group

    Pyr0man1ac47 Report

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    #60

    On My Local City’s Facebook Page

    On My Local City’s Facebook Page

    Prestigious-Ad5072 Report

    #61

    My Local “Foodies” Group Is Completely Unhinged

    My Local “Foodies” Group Is Completely Unhinged

    redunculuspanda Report

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