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Ladies, let's be real with one another. Whether you're walking down the street, dancing at a bar, or browsing online, creepy people somehow always feel the need to bring their unwanted sexual innuendos into your day. Ignoring the creeps and walking away is one option. Burning them so bad with the best comebacks that they run off crying to tell their mom is another.

With this list, we're giving you an entire arsenal of firepower to whip out the next time that guy you went on one date with suddenly asks for a sexting session. Or that guy you've been 'sort of' texting gets a little sexual predator-y vibe with his emojis. Or that guy you literally just said 'hi' to wants to know what you would do if you were with him right now. These losers aren't very original, are they?

Scroll down to see the comebacks of the century, and don't forget to vote for the ones that you'll be mentally noting for future use if an unexpected sexting message reaches you.

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You Get What You Ask For

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    Hi, Trumpet

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    Practical Comeback

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    Literally

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    Burn

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    A Good Looking Couple

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    A Proper Answer

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    Amnesia

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    I Bet

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    Getting My Sleep

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    Duck!

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    Savage Comebacks

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    Nope, Thanks

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    Important Things

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    Stick To Your Mum

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    Savage Comeback

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    You're*

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    Proper Grammar

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    Lacks Dolphins

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    Nice Observation

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    Enough Said

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    How Many Bones?

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