Ladies, let's be real with one another. Whether you're walking down the street, dancing at a bar, or browsing online, creepy people somehow always feel the need to bring their unwanted sexual innuendos into your day. Ignoring the creeps and walking away is one option. Burning them so bad with the best comebacks that they run off crying to tell their mom is another.
With this list, we're giving you an entire arsenal of firepower to whip out the next time that guy you went on one date with suddenly asks for a sexting session. Or that guy you've been 'sort of' texting gets a little sexual predator-y vibe with his emojis. Or that guy you literally just said 'hi' to wants to know what you would do if you were with him right now. These losers aren't very original, are they?
Scroll down to see the comebacks of the century, and don't forget to vote for the ones that you'll be mentally noting for future use if an unexpected sexting message reaches you.
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You Get What You Ask For
Why Would I Do That
Have A Good Day
Where Do You Want It?
Thanks, But No
Plot Interpretations
Here Are Your Nudes
Complain
Hi, Trumpet
Practical Comeback
Literally
Lame Pickup Lines
Don't Flatter Yourself
Just Found It
The Moon
Funny Comebacks
Revealing Enough?
Did You Fall From Heaven?
Just No
Bamboozled
Fav Position
I Told You It's Dark
Ok Cool
Do You Know What It Is?
Why Are We In The Kitchen
Sea Of D*cks
Burn
Funny Comebacks
A Good Looking Couple
A Proper Answer
Amnesia
Pythagoras's Theorem
You've Deflated My Ego
I Bet
Getting My Sleep
Duck!
Savage Comebacks
Nope, Thanks
Important Things
Stick To Your Mum
Taking Souls
Savage Comeback
You're*
Proper Grammar
Lacks Dolphins
Nice Observation
Enough Said
Favorite Jokes
Mated To Zaltxabar
How Many Bones?
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It always shocks me at how socially inept anyone can be. Have these people no insight into the working of human interaction?
It always shocks me at how socially inept anyone can be. Have these people no insight into the working of human interaction?
