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Back when I worked at a pharmacy and did concert videography on the side I would tell people. I sell drugs and shoot people

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    #2

    i put 27 pounds of pressure on a piece of wood and rub it until it screams

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    User avatar ЛеснойКороль(they/he)🇺🇦🇷🇺
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    #3

    I work in close contact with the police even tho most people don't realize it. I also shoot people

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    #4

    I use tree body parts and blood as well as horse hair to wiggle the air until it sounds good

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    User avatar 3 Trash Pandas in a Trenchcoat
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    #5

    I’m still in middle school. I’m in prison where I learn.

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    #6

    I'm self-employed, working from home, doing very little, yet getting a monthly government check for previous work in an office with radioactive equipment.

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    User avatar David Furritus
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    #7

    Used a high school diploma to fix what a college degree screwed up

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    User avatar Vermonta
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    #8

    I work in water

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    User avatar RedPepper
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    #9

    I'm still a student, so I'll just describe my favorite class. I stare at very long numbers, write down phrases as fast as I can, google swears, shout "oui oui"/"hon hon" at my friends quietly, wear funny hats, and sing random songs terribly. It's not French.

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    User avatar QueerAxolotls
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    #10

    When big shiny sky bird get thirsty, I give drink to pretty sky bird!

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    #11

    I quietly listen, provide reassurance and support to people most would be scared to death to be near as they can become very violent.

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    #12

    Ehh! I'm a student, but I go to a career school (nursing field) I sit in a room with several human organs and skeletons. Can't think of anything better, sorry.

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    User avatar D0C
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    #13

    I go into peoples’ homes and take something precious of theirs, then I walk the streets for money. I always give the things back after a short while.

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    User avatar UpQuarkDownQuark (he/him)
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    #14

    First I observe people, then I take a good look at them from different angles for better aim and at last I shoot to kill.

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    #15

    “Kid, kid, baby, adult, kid, kid… I wonder what’s for- OH NO IS THAT- nah it’s just a dummy- OH WAIT” - mind of a teenage lifeguard

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    User avatar Shale Beckman
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    #16

    I impersonate people and mock them. But I can't show my face.

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    #17

    I enter a place of worship, and light things on fire.

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    User avatar mysterious(he/they, maybe?)
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    #18

    I help terminally Ill humans transcend from their weary vessels into another dimension with utmost peace and dignity.

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