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#1

" imagine his surprise, when he opens his eyes....
And I drive the lawnmower over his thighs..." 😁

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    #2

    As she lies dying in a dark alleyway
    her lips ruby red
    and her eyes were morning green...

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    #3

    “I walked across an empty land, I knew the pathway like the back of my hand.”

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    #4

    Truth be told… truth is barely told…
    I say I’m fine oh I’m fine but I’m fine oh I’m fine.. but I’m not…

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    #5

    Oh I hope some day I’ll make it out of here even if it takes all night or a hundred years Need a place to hide but I can’t find one near wanna feel alive but I can’t fight my fear

    Isn’t it lovely all alone….

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    #6

    Now I'm fully grown
    And I know where it's at
    Somehow I stayed thin
    While the other guys got fat

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    #7

    ‘Father, your Honour, May I explain
    My brain has claimed its glory over me;
    I’ve a good heart albeit insane.’
    ‘Condemn him to the infirmary.’

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