For the modern person, always in need of constant stimulation and validation, the good old private diary is no longer enough. Every questionable, chaotic, and unhinged personal thought can be quickly pushed onto the unsuspecting public, regardless of how they feel about it.
So here is a collection of posts from X (formerly tweets from Twitter) that showcase all the funniest personal thoughts people perhaps should have kept to themselves. Get comfortable before you scroll through and be sure to upvote your favorites. And if you are feeling inspired, share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section below.
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God Has Protected Me
Put Em Outside By The Dumpsters
Why Stop There?
Fake Number
Some People Change
The Retirement Age
Dead Malls
Heavy Machinery
"It Just Wont Work" It Actually Does
This Dad Has One Great Son
Wow. Medical Debt Causes Divorce For Married Couple Of 52 Years
Basics Of Billionaires …
Management
There Is No Such A Thing As Teacher Shortage
No Narcs
I Wholeheartedly Approve
Why Are It Guys Such D**ks?
Burn It All Down….m4a Now
People Are Morons
Parenting Boys
Real Money
I’d Like To See It
This Tweet Is So Accurate
Do Taxes Have To Be This Complicated?
Makes Sense
It Never Ends
Let’s Tell The Whole Truth
Lol 🤣
She Is 19. Leo Is 48
But I'll Still Tell Him
Beware
Literally No One
Works Like A Charm
One Of The Evils Of Capitalism Involves Punishing People For Helping Others Or Showing Charity
Things Have Changed
Oooooffff
Ancient Greece Wasn't Gay
What's sad is all of this stuff is true yet we toe the line everyday...
Right the world is horrible and everything sucks
Load More Replies...I've been living in hospital for almost a year now, about to move into a short term bed in the rehab wing of a long term care home, and we had to assess if a "financial" divorce was necessary. Thank goodness it wouldn't make a difference, and that I live in Canada because we have no medical debts, just associated peripheral debts.
What's sad is all of this stuff is true yet we toe the line everyday...
Right the world is horrible and everything sucks
Load More Replies...I've been living in hospital for almost a year now, about to move into a short term bed in the rehab wing of a long term care home, and we had to assess if a "financial" divorce was necessary. Thank goodness it wouldn't make a difference, and that I live in Canada because we have no medical debts, just associated peripheral debts.
