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For the modern person, always in need of constant stimulation and validation, the good old private diary is no longer enough. Every questionable, chaotic, and unhinged personal thought can be quickly pushed onto the unsuspecting public, regardless of how they feel about it.

So here is a collection of posts from X (formerly tweets from Twitter) that showcase all the funniest personal thoughts people perhaps should have kept to themselves. Get comfortable before you scroll through and be sure to upvote your favorites. And if you are feeling inspired, share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section below. 

#1

God Has Protected Me

God Has Protected Me

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    #2

    Put Em Outside By The Dumpsters

    Put Em Outside By The Dumpsters

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    #3

    Why Stop There?

    Why Stop There?

    DaFunkJunkie Report

    #4

    Fake Number

    Fake Number

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    #5

    Some People Change

    Some People Change

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    #6

    The Retirement Age

    The Retirement Age

    ModeratorForLeaks Report

    #7

    Dead Malls

    Dead Malls

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    #8

    Heavy Machinery

    Heavy Machinery

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    #9

    "It Just Wont Work" It Actually Does

    "It Just Wont Work" It Actually Does

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    #10

    This Dad Has One Great Son

    This Dad Has One Great Son

    ModeratorForLeaks Report

    #11

    Wow. Medical Debt Causes Divorce For Married Couple Of 52 Years

    Wow. Medical Debt Causes Divorce For Married Couple Of 52 Years

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    #12

    Basics Of Billionaires …

    Basics Of Billionaires …

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    #13

    Management

    Management

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    #14

    There Is No Such A Thing As Teacher Shortage

    There Is No Such A Thing As Teacher Shortage

    Active-Ad-233 Report

    #15

    No Narcs

    No Narcs

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    #16

    I Wholeheartedly Approve

    I Wholeheartedly Approve

    jessevondoom Report

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    #17

    Why Are It Guys Such D**ks?

    Why Are It Guys Such D**ks?

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    #18

    Burn It All Down….m4a Now

    Burn It All Down….m4a Now

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    #19

    People Are Morons

    People Are Morons

    adamhillscomedy Report

    #20

    Parenting Boys

    Parenting Boys

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    #21

    Real Money

    Real Money

    DaFunkJunkie Report

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    #22

    I’d Like To See It

    I’d Like To See It

    MessyGuy01 Report

    #23

    This Tweet Is So Accurate

    This Tweet Is So Accurate

    Tarshorri Report

    #24

    Do Taxes Have To Be This Complicated?

    Do Taxes Have To Be This Complicated?

    dilettantedebrah Report

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    #25

    Makes Sense

    Makes Sense

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    #26

    It Never Ends

    It Never Ends

    tee_babz Report

    #27

    Let’s Tell The Whole Truth

    Let’s Tell The Whole Truth

    reddit.com Report

    #28

    Lol 🤣

    Lol 🤣

    stevanzetti Report

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    #29

    She Is 19. Leo Is 48

    She Is 19. Leo Is 48

    MohanadElshieky Report

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    #30

    But I'll Still Tell Him

    But I'll Still Tell Him

    ModeratorForLeaks Report

    #31

    Beware

    Beware

    Bossloper Report

    #32

    Literally No One

    Literally No One

    ajfoucault Report

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    #33

    Works Like A Charm

    Works Like A Charm

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    #34

    One Of The Evils Of Capitalism Involves Punishing People For Helping Others Or Showing Charity

    One Of The Evils Of Capitalism Involves Punishing People For Helping Others Or Showing Charity

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    #35

    Things Have Changed

    Things Have Changed

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    #36

    Oooooffff

    Oooooffff

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    #37

    Ancient Greece Wasn't Gay

    Ancient Greece Wasn't Gay

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