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150 Jokes About Plumbers Nobody Prepared You For
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Working as a plumber, one must, without a doubt, employ a healthy sense of humor. However else are they capable of dealing with spillage, sewage, waste, small spaces, and uncomfortable body positions while trying to fix a leak or unclog something that’s vitally important for your everyday life? It is most likely that the joviality of these cherished workers is what also inspires our admiration and, of course, a myriad of hilarious jokes about plumbers. So, ready to take a look at these cool jokes that we’ve rounded up?
Besides these funny jokes about plumbers, there are also plenty of jokes for plumbers. Even though they are already seemingly merry enough (you know that’s hyperbole, right? We’ve never had to deal with a plumber who’s amused in any way), these guys and girls do, too, need their dose of innocent entertainment. And, with their profession, you won’t be able to run far from jokes about plumbing, and that’s what they are mostly about. 
So, make some room for these merry plumber jokes - they are where they should be, just below this text. Once you are there, give your vote for the best jokes and share this article (and your love) with your plumber friends!

#1

150 Jokes About Plumbers Nobody Prepared You For
What do plumbers and teachers have in common? They both gotta deal with little cr*p all day.
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#2

What does a plumber say in a library?
"Pipe Down!"
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#3

What vegetable do plumbers hate?
Leeks.
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#4

What do plumbers and economists have in common?
They both deal with gross domestic product.
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#5

150 Jokes About Plumbers Nobody Prepared You For
Why was the plumber tired after a day's work?
Because the work had been too draining!
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#6

What happens when Chuck Norris becomes a plumber?
The toilet fixes itself!
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#7

Whats a plumbers favourite holiday?
Sink-o de mayo.
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#8

What kind of movies do teenage plumbers like to watch?
They love watching plumbing-of-age movies!
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#9

What is the main plumbing issue that Eskimos face in their igloos?
They have the problem of frozen pipes!
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150 Jokes About Plumbers Nobody Prepared You For
What is the similarity between a plumber and a bodybuilder?
They both like to pump irons!
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#11

Why did the three plumbers walk into a restaurant?
This was because there was a hazard sign!
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#12

Why are plumbers terrible at hiding secrets?
Because they are known to crack!
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#13

Plumbers have a great eye for picking the best tea. They always pick the first flush!
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#14

Why did the plumber visit the restroom?
Because his dooty calls!
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#15

150 Jokes About Plumbers Nobody Prepared You For
"Hanging outside trying to catch some do-it-yourself tips from the plumbers only convention. So far, no leaks."
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#16

What is the musical instrument that plumbers can play?
Plumbers can play the pipe very well!
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#17

When the plumber had a near-death experience, he almost saw his entire life flush before his eyes!
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#18

Did you hear about the Jedi who gave up all his training to become a plumber?
He went over to the Darkside of the faucet.
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#19

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?
Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack.
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150 Jokes About Plumbers Nobody Prepared You For
What can make an atheist believe in God?
Finding a plumber on a sunday to fix the plumbing of the full house!
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