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Tattoos are cool, at least in my opinion. In fact, I think they're so cool that I'm currently considering getting my fifth one. The downside is that there's always the risk that they might not turn out the way you wanted. About 24% of Americans say they regret getting one or more tattoos.

The people from this list would probably feel the same. We've compiled a collection of tattoos of questionable quality courtesy of this subreddit about bad tattoos. So, let their bad decisions be warnings to all of us tattoo enthusiasts about what not to do.

#1

Why Would You Waste Your Hard Earned Money On These Ugly, Horrible Pieces

Bad tattoo featuring a controversial name inked on someone's neck.

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    #2

    15 Year Old Me Should’ve Never Had A Tattoo Machine

    Poorly done tattoos covering a person's legs with random scribbles and names.

    Let all my friends tattoo their names years ago and am really regretting it not to mention I wouldn’t consider most these people to be a friend these days.

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    #3

    Speaks For Itself

    Poor tattoo design with "BRAD" under armpit, humorously linked to actor; example of permanent tattoo regret.

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    Tattoos are no longer something we associate with subcultures or deviance. More and more people (especially young people) are getting tattoos, so much so that the number of folks with at least one tattoo has almost doubled in the last five years. 

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    Although statistics vary, with some sources claiming that 40% of Americans have ink on their skin and other surveys showing it's only 32%, the trend is still there. Tattoos are experiencing an unprecedented boom in popularity since the number of inked Americans in 2019 was only 21%.


    #4

    Oh Dear God

    Man with a hyper-realistic denim overalls tattoo across his chest and stomach, showcasing unique tattoo art.

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    #5

    “The Cigarette Fairy”

    Amateur fairy tattoo with uneven lines on skin, showcasing a poorly executed tattoo design.

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    #6

    Spotted In A Simpsons Facebook Group

    Neck tattoo with misspelled names from The Simpsons TV show.

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    We might think that tattoos are a fairly new development in our society, but non-Western cultures have been inking their skin for thousands of years. Dr. David Lane, the author of The Other End of the Needle: Continuity and Change among Tattoo Workers, told Byrdie that the oldest human remains we have recovered have tattoos on them.

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    For the longest time, we thought Egyptians were the earliest tattoo artists. But, in 1991, archaeologists recovered a 5,300-year-old mummy near the Austrian-Italian border that had many tattoos. Most Egyptian female mummies with ink on their skin were from around 4,000 years ago, making the Italian-Austrian Otzi the Iceman, the oldest inked person that we know of.


    #7

    Yikes

    Unusual tattoo of a child hugging a ghost with "Fat her" text on the chest.

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    #8

    My Husband's Arm

    Bad tattoo of a sailor labeled "Grandad" compared to vintage photo.

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    #9

    Gonna Regert This In A Few Weeks

    Bad tattoo with "I love my boyfriend" text and a heart around a hooded figure.

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    The word "tattoo" comes from the Polynesian culture. When Europeans arrived there in the 18th century, they mispronounced the Samoan word "Tatau" and wrote it down as "tattoo." "Tatau" actually means "to strike" because the traditional method of tattooing there is hand-tapping.

    #10

    Someone I Went To College With Got Another $40 For A Chest Piece

    Person with a bad tattoo of snakes on their chest, showcasing poor design and e*******n.

    i just don’t know what this even is. they’re all this bad. it’s impressively bad ngl.

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    #11

    Just Saw This Posted An Hour Ago

    Shark tattoo with a bikini on a person's arm, featured among bad tattoos online.

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    #12

    S**ty Or Brilliant?

    Humorous tattoo mistakes: Tattoo scanned as Oreo cookie price at store.

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    The most tattooed living person in the world is from New Zealand. It's the performance artist and street performer Gregory Paul McLaren. He had his first tattoo when he was 16, his second one at 18, and after that, he got tattooed regularly "as much as he could." As Lucky (that's his stage name) jokes, he has one tattoo, the biggest in the world. But in some places on his body, he actually has three or four layers of ink.

    #13

    Wife Found This Masterpiece On Fb

    Close-up of a unique Hello Kitty centipede tattoo on a person's face.

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    #14

    Placement Was Not Considered

    Bad tattoo design being drawn and tattooed, showcasing unfortunate tattoo mistakes and lack of research.

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    #15

    It Just Looks Like A Colorful Rash

    Poorly done tattoo on shoulder, showing a dotted pattern with random colors.

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    Did you know that Winston Churchill was possibly inked as well? Some sources claim that he got a tattoo of an anchor after his military service. But others say it's just an attempt to make him more rebellious and relatable to the masses, much like his mother, who, as an aristocrat, supposedly had an ouroboros tattooed on her wrist. There is no physical evidence of these tattoos, so, historians are skeptical.

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    #16

    Girl I Went To High School With Made A Horrible Decision

    Person with face tattoo, red hair, covering face with hand, showing a questionable tattoo choice.

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    #17

    Saw This At A Party

    Close-up of a humorous bad tattoo on a person's arm, featuring text about an unusual experience at a car event.

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    #18

    I Saw This Monstrosity On Snapchat

    Back view of a person with a regrettable moon phase tattoo along the spine.

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    Do you know another unlikely person to have had a tattoo? Thomas Edison! He had a quincunx tattoo: four dots arranged in a square or, in other words, how the number five appears on a dice cube. But Edison didn't invent the tattoo pen; it was Samuel O'Reilly in 1891. Edison did, however, invent the electric pen that later evolved into the tattoo pen.

    #19

    “I Would Like A Well-Shaded Tattoo!” Tattoo Artist: Don’t Say Anything Else!

    Poorly executed tattoo portrait next to the original photo of a smiling elderly woman, highlighting bad tattoo art.

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    #20

    It's Not Me, It's You

    Bad tattoos featuring a list of crossed-out names on a person's arm.

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    #21

    Regret

    A tattoo resembling a cigar on a finger, highlighting a humorous tattoo fail.

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    One of the most common concerns for many tattoo owners is how to keep them looking fresh and vibrant for as long as possible. People like to say that tattoos "fade" into the skin, but the reality is a bit more morbid. Our immune cells, called macrophages, gradually eat the ink and disperse it. So slather that SPF and moisturizer on your tattoos as much as you can to prevent them from aging poorly!

    #22

    Shi**y Execution

    Bad tattoo of misspelled Windows logo with "88" on skin, showcasing a common tattoo fail.

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    #23

    Isn’t It Supposed To Be “Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies.”

    Person with head tattoo reading "Real Lies Realise Real Lies" in stylized script.

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    #24

    Artist I Found On Insta

    Poorly drawn snowman tattoo on calf, showcasing questionable tattoo art.

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    Some 60 years ago, there was a ban on tattoos in New York City. In 1961, lawmakers deemed tattooing unlawful, and it wouldn't be until 36 years later that people could get tattooed in NYC again. The main reasons were health concerns (hepatitis and other infections) and the city trying to improve its reputation, since many associated tattoos with criminality.

    #25

    Artist I Found On Insta

    Back tattoo with uneven wing outlines, showcasing a poorly executed design.

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    #26

    Dragon Bite That Looks Like Herpes

    Tattoo with a circular design resembling dragon bite marks, featuring red and orange highlights on a person's back.

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    #27

    The “Coverup” Is On The Next Slide

    Bad tattoos with distorted designs on legs, causing online shaming.

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    Yet, back in the day, tattoos weren't always for the criminals and the outcasts. In the late 1800s, there was a tattoo shop for London's elite on Jermyn Street in a high-end fashion district. He supposedly had many celebrity and influential clients, among whom were Queen Victoria's sons and the kings of Norway and Denmark.

    #28

    People Seem To Either Love It Or Hate It

    Tattoo of the Internet Explorer logo on a person's stomach, showcasing a humorous tattoo choice.

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    #29

    Yikes It's Performance Art It Doesn't Have To Be Hygienic

    Unusual tattoo on a woman's stomach featuring child’s hand outline, showcased in a three-step process.

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    #30

    I Can’t Wrap My Head Around The Shadow Placement

    I Can’t Wrap My Head Around The Shadow Placement

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    But what about you, Pandas? Do you have any tattoos? Did all of them turn out okay? And if some of them weren't what you expected, what did you do? We have more examples of bad tattoos from this subreddit, so if you're interested, head over here and here to either have a chuckle or learn what tattoo never to ask from your artist.

    #31

    I Normally Really Like This Artist’s Work But This Is Terrible :(

    Poorly designed tattoo with unbalanced swirls on a person's back, demonstrating tattoo fails.

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    #32

    You Know What Would Have Been Sick

    You Know What Would Have Been Sick

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    #33

    Can Anyone Explain What This Means?

    Can Anyone Explain What This Means?

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    #34

    No Words

    No Words

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    #35

    Someone I Went To Hs With, I Had To Pause And Take A Breath After Scrolling Into It

    Someone I Went To Hs With, I Had To Pause And Take A Breath After Scrolling Into It

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    #36

    Has This Really Not Been Posted Here?

    Has This Really Not Been Posted Here?

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    #37

    Done By The Owner, 28 Years Of Experience

    Done By The Owner, 28 Years Of Experience

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    #38

    Artist I Found On Insta

    Artist I Found On Insta

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    #39

    My Dyslexic Son's Tattoo - He's Keeping A Postivite Attitude

    My Dyslexic Son's Tattoo - He's Keeping A Postivite Attitude

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    #40

    My Son's Ex

    My Son's Ex

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    #41

    We’ve Seen Sh**ty Trump Tattoos, Why Not Sh**ty Harris Tattoos?

    We’ve Seen Sh**ty Trump Tattoos, Why Not Sh**ty Harris Tattoos?

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    #42

    Thoughts On This? Yes It’s A Tattoo

    Thoughts On This? Yes It’s A Tattoo

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    #43

    What Am I Even Looking At

    What Am I Even Looking At

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    #44

    Is This Shi**y?

    Is This Shi**y?

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    #45

    My Artist Said My Arm Was Starting To Look Like A Restroom Stall

    My Artist Said My Arm Was Starting To Look Like A Restroom Stall

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    #46

    My 18 Yo Son's New Tattoo

    My 18 Yo Son's New Tattoo

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    #47

    Supposed To Be Doll Joints. From Another Sub

    Supposed To Be Doll Joints. From Another Sub

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    #48

    A Walk-In My Artist Did

    A Walk-In My Artist Did

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    #49

    Artist I Found On Insta

    Artist I Found On Insta

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    #50

    Blackouts Are Old Now, Pinkouts Are The Next Big Trend!

    Blackouts Are Old Now, Pinkouts Are The Next Big Trend!

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    #51

    At Least The Hair Will Grow And Cover It?

    At Least The Hair Will Grow And Cover It?

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    #52

    It’s His Birthday. 😭 Just In Case He Forgets

    It’s His Birthday. 😭 Just In Case He Forgets

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    #53

    Bottom Text

    Bottom Text

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    #54

    'freehand Ocean Design' She Did On Herself

    'freehand Ocean Design' She Did On Herself

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    #55

    Not Sure If "Shi**y Decisions" Belong In This Group Or Not, But

    Not Sure If "Shi**y Decisions" Belong In This Group Or Not, But

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    #56

    Found On Facebook

    Found On Facebook

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    #57

    My Wife’s Tattoos

    My Wife’s Tattoos

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    #58

    An Acquaintance Of Mine Just Got Her First Ever Tattoo…

    An Acquaintance Of Mine Just Got Her First Ever Tattoo…

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    #59

    Oh My

    Oh My

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    #60

    Found It On Instagram

    Found It On Instagram

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    #61

    Hitachi Magic Wand

    Hitachi Magic Wand

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    #62

    Twilight Tattoo No One Asked For

    Twilight Tattoo No One Asked For

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    #63

    Artist I Found On Insta

    Artist I Found On Insta

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    #64

    A Friend Of Mine Got This Done Recently, And I Don't Know What To Tell Him

    A Friend Of Mine Got This Done Recently, And I Don't Know What To Tell Him

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    #65

    Terrible Tattoo I Found On Instagram

    Terrible Tattoo I Found On Instagram

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    #66

    Maybe I’m Just A Hater But…😬

    Maybe I’m Just A Hater But…😬

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    #67

    My Boyfriend's Chest Tattoos

    My Boyfriend's Chest Tattoos

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    #68

    Wicked...ly Bad

    Wicked...ly Bad

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    #69

    Be Brutal. How Bad Is It?(Less Than 1 Hour Old)

    Be Brutal. How Bad Is It?(Less Than 1 Hour Old)

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    #70

    What I Got

    What I Got

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    #71

    Decipher That

    Decipher That

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    #72

    Artist I Found On Insta

    Artist I Found On Insta

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    #73

    Just Saw This “Mozzarella Sticks” On Ig

    Just Saw This “Mozzarella Sticks” On Ig

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    #74

    Trump Tattoos Are Just Shi**y

    Trump Tattoos Are Just Shi**y

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    #75

    Cash Only I’ve Had Them For 12 Years Got Them At Age 11 😂

    Cash Only I’ve Had Them For 12 Years Got Them At Age 11 😂

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    #76

    Local Artist With 20 Years Of Experience

    Local Artist With 20 Years Of Experience

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    #77

    Yeah, What's Stopping You?

    Yeah, What's Stopping You?

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    #78

    Been Getting A Lot Of Mixed Reactions To This, Is It Really That Bad?

    Been Getting A Lot Of Mixed Reactions To This, Is It Really That Bad?

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    #79

    Is It That Bad?

    Is It That Bad?

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    #80

    I’ve Been Told No One Can Tell What My Tattoo Is, Is It That Bad?

    I’ve Been Told No One Can Tell What My Tattoo Is, Is It That Bad?

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    #81

    I Got This As An Ad. Not Sure If This Is Terrible Or If I'm Just Old Fashioned

    I Got This As An Ad. Not Sure If This Is Terrible Or If I'm Just Old Fashioned

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    #82

    I Just Saw This.. No Words

    I Just Saw This.. No Words

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    #83

    Found On My Ig And He Has 75k Followers 😬 They Are So Bad

    Found On My Ig And He Has 75k Followers 😬 They Are So Bad

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    #84

    Post Was Removed So Fixed

    Post Was Removed So Fixed

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    #85

    Posted By A Pretty Prominent Shop In My City

    Posted By A Pretty Prominent Shop In My City

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    #86

    Please Convince My Wife To Find A New Artist

    Please Convince My Wife To Find A New Artist

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    #87

    Quite The Collab

    Quite The Collab

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    #88

    Orange

    Orange

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    #89

    Are These Actually Bad Or Are My Friends Messing With Me

    Are These Actually Bad Or Are My Friends Messing With Me

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    #90

    Facebook Discovery

    Facebook Discovery

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